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    The Old Man and His Pond

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a big pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old people can still think fast.

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    Re: The Old Man and His Pond

    LOL! Good one Vader.

    Gotta say i would much prefer watching the old man feed the alligator than Terry Bradshaw feed his fish.

    "With love, with patience, and with Faith
    ....She'll make her way" ~ Natalie Merchant

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