Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Hand saw

  1. 07-21-2010 10:11 AM #1
    venom
    venom is offline
    Reigning Black & Gold Array title="venom has a reputation beyond repute"> venom's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    N Y C / Chicago
    Gender
    Posts
    26,248

    Hand saw

    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

    The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 07-23-2010 04:46 AM #2
    Galax Steeler
    Galax Steeler is offline
    The Virginia Hillbilly Array title="Galax Steeler is a splendid one to behold"> Galax Steeler's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Galax Va
    Gender
    Posts
    13,750

    Re: Hand saw

    That is funny as hell. LOL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 07-25-2010 01:19 AM #3
    TatarMongol
    TatarMongol is offline
    Senior Member Array title="TatarMongol is an unknown quantity at this point"> TatarMongol's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
    Gender
    Posts
    244

    Re: Hand saw

    LOL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules