........here is my Andrew Luck Media Man-Love Theme Song. Sung to the tune of "Angie" by the Stones.
Andy, AAAAAANDY, when will this man-love disappear?
Andy, AAAAAANDY, Chris Berman's head is up your rear.
Jim Rome his only goal, is to have you on his show
Or he won't be satisfied
But Andy, AAAAAANDY, you love your receivers wide
Andy, you're beautiful, won't you take him for a ride?
Andy, they love you, make sure the KY is applied.
In Clayton's dreams he held you close, but it's Sapp who loves you most
Let him whisper in your ear:
Andy, AAAAAANDY, where will it lead us from here?
Oh, Andy, don't you weep, Palantonio's still sweet
Schefter's drowning in your eyes
But Andy, AAAAAANDY, ain't it time for PTI?
All that loving in their souls leads them all to be engrossed
They just want you satisfied
But Andy, Werder loves you, baby
Everywhere he looks he sees your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Let Hasselbeck caress your thighs
But Andy, AAAAAANDY, they just want your longest drive.
Andy, AAAAAANDY, won't you take them for a ride?