An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually.He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things;but
nothing seems to work.So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says,"I can cure this."With that said,he throws a white powder in a flame,and there is a
flash with billowing blue smoke.Then he says,"this is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say 123, and it shall rise for as long as you wish."
The man then asks,"What happens when it's over and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies,
"All you or your partner has to say is 1234,and it will go down.But be warned,it will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home,anxious to try his new powers and prowess.That night he is ready to surprise his
wife.He showers,shaves,and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.After he gets into bed and is
lying next to her,he says,"123"
Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had,just as the medicine man had promised.His wife
who had been facing away from him,turns over and asks," why did you say 123 for?"
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