A man walks into a curio shop, and sees a statue of a cat with a sign that says "Cat $5, story behind it, $50". The man buys the cat, and the clerk says "Don't you want the story?"
"Nah, I'll be fine without it."
The clerk replied "OK, but you'll be back."
The man walks out of the shop, and soon notices a cat following him. Then another, and another, and another. He takes off running, and soon more cats are chasing him. He runs to a bridge, and throws the statue in the water. Immediately, all the cats jump in after it. He returns to the store. The clerk says "I knew you'd be back for the story."
The man replies "Never mind the story. Do you have any statues of a Ravens fan?"
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