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    Surgeon's Preference

    (The Classics Never Die!)

    Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

    The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

    The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

    The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

    You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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    Re: Surgeon's Preference

    Good one LOL

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    Re: Surgeon's Preference

    LOL

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