Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: 1st Burgh jokes

  1. #1
    Married and happy Array title="BPS3akaWirels3 has a spectacular aura about"> BPS3akaWirels3's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Lancaster, PA
    Gender
    Posts
    2,993

    1st Burgh jokes

    Pittsburgh was recently voted the third most literate city in America. Not like any one here read about it.
    Pittsburgh people love to read. Why we even have bookstores downtown that are open 24 hours a day. If you can't read, they have movies for a quarter.
    Pittsburgh may be a most livable city, but it's the least map able. Where else can directions to the airport be this confusing? You take the Parkway East to Route 51 North then take State Route 60 South till you run into the airport, which is west of the city.
    Pittsburgh is the home of some pretty great sports teams like the Pirates and the Steelers. We have the only teams in America named for city council.
    Did you hear Tony got fired from his job at Heinz for having sex with a pickle slicer while everyone went to lunch. Hey that's too bad. What they do to the pickle slicer? Oh, they fired her too.


    Nothing better then a Black & Gold Wedding 09/24/11

  2. #2
    Senior Member Array title="solardave is an unknown quantity at this point">

    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    674
    A 3rd grade teacher in Baltimore asked the class to show team spirit so all the kids wore their Ravens jerseys except for Johnny who wore a Steeler jersey. The teacher asked him why and he said because both of his parents were Steeler fans. She then said, let me ask you this. What would you be if both your parents were morons? Johnny said "I'd be a Ravens fan"!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •