Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway
Read more: http://www.theonion.com/article/roge...e-relati-50482
SEDONA, AZ—Having admitted to growing somewhat apart recently, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft departed for a three-day spa getaway Wednesday in an attempt to rekindle their strained relationship, sources close to the pair confirmed. “There’s been a lot of tension between us lately, and we felt it was important to get away from our hectic lives and spend some time just focusing on us,” said Goodell, adding that a few days of couples hot-stone massages, side-by-side aromatherapy pedicures, and herbal facials would help recapture the happiness and intimacy they initially felt after first meeting.
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#SpaGate
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Awwwww poor Bobby Kraftgate** needs a getaway with Goodhell to rekindle their love affair. Get a room!
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They should have gone hog hunting or rode dirt bikes or even scuba diving in the Caribbean. Going to a spa with another dude would be the last thing on my list. Are they in the NFL or trying out for the figure skating circuit?
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You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
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smokin3000gt
You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
You mean The Onion isn't real?
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smokin3000gt
You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
Lol I was on Tapatalk on my phone and didn't look at the link or read the article . Probably Still true.
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tube517
Lol I was on Tapatalk on my phone and didn't look at the link or read the article . Probably Still true.
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Don't feel bad, I missed that this was in the comedy sub forum :chuckle:
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they should start making an archive for people who read the onion and think its real
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smokin3000gt
Don't feel bad, I missed that this was in the comedy sub forum :chuckle:
Didn't notice that either. Maybe I should just stick to reading SU on my desktop lol
I always look at unread posts only and don't really pay attention to subforums or links on the phone.
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Psycho Ward 86
they should start making an archive for people who read the onion and think its real
I think the fact that the story is perfectly plausible speaks volumes...
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