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With questions swirling around Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell, talk that Mike Tomlin doesn’t have a tight enough rein on his players and doubt cast about Ben Roethlisberger‘s leadership, the drama around the Pittsburgh Steelers organization recently would make for great reality television.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...e-kardashians/
I’m sure he feels his team is just as bad. There’s nothing wrong with the Steelers’ culture. All teams are this dysfunctional. There’s no problems folks.
You're Kardashians Steelers, wear it like armor, so it will not be used against you
Tyrion :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by st33lersguy
My hero! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by teegre
Speaking of “families” and “Game of Thrones”, I’d say that the Steelers are the Starks.
Dan Rooney is Ned Stark. The most respected man in Westeros/NFL, and his death left the family in disarray.
Ben is Arya Stark. You never know which Ben you’re going to get. He’s a chambermaid, then he’s a warrior, and sometimes he’s No One.
AV is The Hound. The giant who looks scary as all hell, but protects Arya.
Ramon Foster is Brienne of Tarth. Again, a (gigantic) protector of Arya... only, not as scary.
Pouncey, DeCastro, & whomever plays right tackle are all Jalen H’ghar. Again, a protector of Arya... and, he’s like three different people.
James Conner is Sansa Stark. He has been through so much, but keeps fighting through it all.
Ryan Shazier is Bran Stark. Ouch. (Too soon?)
Jesse James’ touchdown catch is Robb Stark. Al Riveron is the embodiment of The Red Wedding.
Artie Burns is Rickon Stark, because he can only run in a straight line. :lol:
Belichick is Cersei (Lannister). Cold-hearted. Vindictive. Lies, cheats. Would kill her own family in order to achieve power. And, even more cunning than her father, Tywin (Bill Parcells).
Tom Brady is Joffrey. Yep. :toofunny:
Le’Veon Bell is Gendry. Long ago, he left on a form of water craft, and nobody really cares about him... until someone brings up his nane, and we are all like, “Oh yea... I had forgotten about that guy.”
So...
Who is Jon Snow? Is it JuJu? Is it TJ Watt? Is it Mike Tomlin?
You Know Nothing, SU.Quote:
Originally Posted by teegre
JuJu. Now J.J. Where there's smoke...
hopefully Watt isn't Bruce Jenner and ends up getting his richard cut off :chuckle:
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Jon snow is Juju. He's the guy who's not the best swordsman or leader, but still good at both. He was the bastard nobody wanted in rd. 2 until he proved he was a badass. Everybody loves him cause hes charismatic and not bad looking (no homo) :chuckle: He also turned down a hot porn star cause he's not stupid either (Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre lmao)Quote:
Originally Posted by teegre
Shazier as Bran LOL terrible man, but I admit I had to chuckle. But hey Bran ends up being the most powerful Stark of all, maybe Shaz someday becomes some legendary defensive coach
it first came from one of the linemen , cant recall which one but that was a week or 2 ahead of the others ....Quote:
Originally Posted by 86WARD
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Originally Posted by Fire Goodell
TJ is not Reek. No way. If anyone is Reek, it’s AB... which means that Drew Rosenhaus is Ramsey (because, he turned Theon into Reek).
Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre. :applaudit:
The key to everything (winning vs. losing, the future of the Steelers/Westeros) lies in the lap of Bran/Shazier. Nice!!!
Reek could be Bud Dupree. The guy who everyone wrote off as being a wimp with no manhood, but finds it late in the storyline. Despite that, people still write him off because of his history :chuckle: Reek can't be AB cause AB is too badassQuote:
Originally Posted by teegre
AB is Oberyn. Possibly the best fighter in the whole story but ends up getting killed due to his own hubris. Before then, everybody loved him.
Beautiful!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Goodell
Just when Dupree has garnered the affection of Steelers fans (The return of Theon!!!)... he jumps overboard (Why, Reek, whyyyy!?!). :lol:
AB = Oberyn GENIUS He is everyone’s favorite character/player. He is kicking the crap out of The Mountain. Then, he starts posting crap on Twitter. WTF!?! Just catch TDs... it’s simple. What are you doing... oh no... no, no, no... :scared:
I think this all means that Dupree WILL play on the 5th year option - What is dead may never die. But rises again, harder and stronger!
And what all Steelers fans are waiting for is Daenerys - a powerful warrior (ILB)who arrives from distant shores (Big $$ FA signing) able roam from one end of the kingdom to the other (sideline to sideline) setting things right and providing decisive leadership in a time of crisis (DRAMA!). Unfortunately, the salary cap may mean we get more of the same -- Rickon Stark (Jon Bostic).
Was watching a replay of Super Bowl XLIII Over the weekend and then watching the AAF we thought we heard Greg Lloyd Jr (Was actually Greg Ward JR) but my kids asked who Greg Lloyd was, told them about Lloyd and Greene who they remember seeing on SB replays, Harrison and Woolley, Porter and Haggans and my kids asked who the “mean guy” was on the Steelers now...between Watt and Dupree and I said nether really...they said maybe that’s why the defense is bad.
Lol.
I recall Jesse James got there first the day after the season ended, which was a pretty aggressive statement for a free agent who might like to returnQuote:
Originally Posted by Dwinsgames
“Ah man, we are — Kardashians. We have, I mean, we’re something,” James said. "It’s Le’Veon Bell issues, you have more stuff popping up weekly, Jeremy Fowler’s reporting stuff about Le’Veon every other week. There’s just people calling people out.
“We were in the front of the ticker on ESPN too much for just reasons that weren’t related to football and not for us playing great ball. It was more distractions."
https://www.pennlive.com/steelers/20...with-team.html
Ha ha. I forgot The Outlaw got there first!Quote:
Originally Posted by AtlantaDan
:lol: Just kill him already...but nooooo..."you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children...........you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children..........."Quote:
AB = Oberyn GENIUS He is everyone’s favorite character/player. He is kicking the crap out of The Mountain. Then, he starts posting crap on Twitter. WTF!?! Just catch TDs... it’s simple. What are you doing... oh no... no, no, no... :scared:
BTW, Bill Bellichick is the Night King and the Patriots are Army of the Dead
Le'Veon Bell is actually Bronn. One of the best guys you can have on your team, but if you can afford him. If someone else bids higher, or he sees a greener pasture, he's gone. Also, if there's a good chance he might get injured or lose a duel, then he'll be like sorry man :chuckle:
Markus Wheaton is Jamie Lannister. Young and promising until he lost a finger
The Cleveland Browns are the Freys. The house everyone kinda looks down on and makes fun of, but helps us out (easy 2 wins a year), but when we need them the most, they stab us in the back and lose a game that'd put us in the playoffs :chuckle: The red wedding was their loss to the Ravens :(
Mason Rudolph is Gendry, someone who was popular early in the series then disappeared. But may make a comeback in the final season and be a pivotal character? :)
The Patriots are the unsullied. The best, most skilled fighting force in the land, but you have to give up your manhood to be a part of the team
I thought Bill is Walter White and Tom Brady is Jesse. Oops never mind wrong show.Quote:
Originally Posted by st33lersguy
Bellichick is definitely gus fring. "Well, get back to work"Quote:
Originally Posted by JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue
Haha Gus does sound like BB.Quote:
Originally Posted by st33lersguy
this game basically sums up the last 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idx5wsH6Fys
These Game of Thrones comparisons are great:clap2:
Indeed, it's also a good way to dodge Steeler reality. :chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by vasteeler
I can't wait for The Jersey Shore comparison. AB is Snooki, Bell is Mike The Situation and etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by vasteeler
Every time I see a replay of that scene, I’m convinced that the outcome will be different this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by stillers4me
“This time, Oberyn will NOT monologue; he will finish off The Mountain... puppies & rainbows will -wait- what is he doing... no, just kill him... no, no, no, no, no... :scared: not again!!!”
I woulda stabbed him in the dils with my spear and let him bleed out, while grabbing another glass of wine if i was oberyn :chuckle: