Why Sentence Structure is Important

Why Sentence Structure is Important





The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have
to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."

:lol: Good one

LOL

:chuckle: