Originally Posted by PATS16N0
With all sincerity, I would like to say congratulations to Buffalo Bill fans.
I can do that because, unlike them, I'm not a sad and pathetic loser, wallowing in self-pity and utterly minimized by so many Patriot beat downs that i've been reduced to little more than an incoherently rambling conspiracy theorists with PDS.
There's a lot of Buffalo fans no doubt lurking our forum now after their week #1 Superbowl victory.
I think it's important that they know that we care for their plight, and have nothing but admiration for their big win over a team we destroy annually by triple digits. I mean, they themselves might be completely classless, chalking up GOAT coaching and quarterback play as the result of illegally serving warm gatorade on the sidelines, but we aren't, so we can be gracious and give credit where it's due.
Dear Buffalo fans:
I'm happy you have something to feel good about, given how shitty and irrelevant your backwards, ghost town city is, and how horrible all your football seasons are. Your job probably sucks, and I'm sure your hillbilly girlfriends are hideous. It's okay, because today is your day.
Congratulations, guys.
And remember, I say this as a Patriot fan because Patriot fans are just classier than you are.
P.S. Don't forget to double team Gronk, and jam him at the line.