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He SUCKS! He should be cut tonight. But I think we should at least know who could replace him. I have compiled a list of possible replacements for J. Scott. All could do a better job than him.
1. My fat over weight husband.
2. My wussy, nerdy brother who suffers from asthma who hates football and has never played a down in his life.
3. My two year old son (the half time baby).
4. My 70 year old grandmother.
5. The drunk, homeless guy down the street who smells like rotten fish and sour milk.
My girlfriend told me I should drive to Pittsburgh tonight and park my car outside of where they practice, then in the morning knock on the door and tryout. She said if anything, I could be a backup!
Sidney Crosby is better than Scott as LT
....add my 10-year old neice to that list.
What about Warren Sapp's 13 year old daughter?Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerdiva
I wouldn't give that obnoxious tub o'lard and his brat the satisfaction.Quote:
Originally Posted by siss
(Disclaimer: Yes, that was rather catty, but I'm not feeling very gracious or generous right now. Sorry)
Cheaper, just as effective, and won't draw untimely drive-killing holding penalties:
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lmao...Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerdiva
She would only be as good J. Scott!
I vote for one of the heavy bags we use in my karate dojang. At least it's tough to push around. Seeing Dwight Freeney completely punk him on the play where he got injured pretty much summed up his entire night.
LOL those are some good ones. But seriously, we need to get on the phone with Big Flo or Max right now. I don't care if they've been on a strict Big Mac diet the last few weeks. Anything is better than what we put out there tonight at tackle.
A Bag of Rocks.
Plays for nothing. We could sign a bag of rocks for vet minimum.
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Originally Posted by fansince'76
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Dwight Freeney rocked his world on that play. Scott was literally pushed into the air and planted on his ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by X-Terminator
I don't think Flo would return...Max ....never mind. :chuckle:
Jonathan Scott was like a Ghost out there...Freeney constantly ran through him.
I'd do it but I'm holding out for the kick returner postition at vet minimum.
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RT @apeloos: RT @NImblum: and also "A Flozell Adams hologram would deter more defenders than Jonathan Scott"
The best play was when Scott got turned around and shoved into the ball carrier...he's a nightmare.
Besides the fact he was getting abused, he also didn't put up a lot of effort. A lot of plays he just stood there after getting beat. I think on the strip-sack-td, he stood there as the ball bounced, then made a half-assed effort to run down the defender.
I might give Tomlin a call. I'm 5-7 and 145 pounds but I should be able to get underneath a defensive lineman and get some leverage.
Or I can call Caldwell and ask if he needs a quarterback. I can't do any worse than Collins and Painter, and I might get a bigger contract from Indy since it's a more important position.
James Harrison??? I mean as long as he's not hiking the ball!!!
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Originally Posted by Butch
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I was absolutely LOSING it during that play. I won`t get into details but I have to go furniture shopping today.Quote:
Originally Posted by GodfatherofSoul