Antonio Brown lawyer statement Mad Lib game

OK, without looking, write down the following:

(1) plural noun ___________
(2) adjective __________
(3) plural noun _________
(4) adjective ________
(5) organization __________
(6) plural noun _______
(7) noun _______
(8) adjective ______

and plug them into the following legal statement from Antonio Brown's attorney!

“The (1)________ are baseless and (2)________,” Heitner said in a statement to (3)_______. “It’s (4)_________ that the (5)__________ is trying to use distractions like this and prior (6)_________ in an effort to tarnish my client’s name and (7)_________. We have no (8)_________ comment.”


try it, it's fun!

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for example:

(1) cavemen
(2) soggy
(3) rabbits
(4) drunken
(5) Air Force
(6) sloppy joes
(7) mailbox
(8) sweaty


would yield an excellent denial:

"The cavemen are baseless and soggy," Heitner said in a statement to rabbits. "It's drunken that the Air Force is trying to use distractions like this and prior sloppy joes in an effort to tarnish my client's name and mailbox. We have no sweaty comment."