kite flying

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail.”

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
“Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite…”

This is why Cajuns councel.

Boudreaux and Pierre are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Pierre says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife--she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Boudreaux spits, sips his beer and says. 'Better think it over---- women like dat are hard to find.'

:applaudit:

What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...


































OH, wait... I'm thinking of vodka. Never mind.

Good ones.LOL