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Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.
Mach1
08-24-2011, 07:55 PM
How do you confuse obama supporters.
Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.
Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.
What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
Barack Obama.
Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.
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