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venom
08-23-2011, 10:06 AM
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

HometownGal
08-23-2011, 03:58 PM
PMPA - Pissed my pants again and it's sister
SMPA - Shit my pants again and its cousin
CGIUA - Can't get it up again

:heh:

Texasteel
08-23-2011, 04:05 PM
Oh yea,,,, another old joke. I would write a complaint but it's nap time, and afterward I'll probably forget.

tube517
08-23-2011, 08:55 PM
What is texting? :chuckle:

Vis
08-24-2011, 04:39 AM
LMCMO - Laughing my chain mail off

wait, middle aged or middle ages?