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08-20-2011, 01:55 PM
Last year I predicted just about every win and loss. I even predicted the Quarterbacks engagement. I still have the predictions from last year if anyone doesn't believe me. One of these days I'm going to put some money on my predications.
This year the Steelers are pissed. They have the bad taste of a Super Bowl loss in their mouth and want to take some of that out on the league. This will be the year of the offense. The defense is still the Steelers defense, but I do think some younger guys are going to be asked to step up this year.
WEEK 01
@ Baltimore Ravens
The Ravens are Wile E. Coyote and Ben is the Road runner. Steeler win.
WEEK 02
Seattle Seahawks
We won Super Bowl XL and we will win this game.
WEEK 03
@ Indianapolis Colts
Payton freaking Manning is a headache. This will be our first loss of the season.
WEEK 04
@ Houston Texans
I know that the Texans have gotten better. But you hear that every year and I can't shake the feeling that they are still the Texans. Steelers win
WEEK 05
Tennessee Titans
I think we drilled them last year when Ben was still grounded. Steelers win
WEEK 06
Jacksonville Jaguars
They alway play us tough and it will be the same this year. The Steeler lose a game every year that makes you want to ring their collective neck. This is that game. Steelers lose in a heart breaker.
WEEK 07
@ Arizona Cardinals
Wait who won Super Bowl 43? Oh thats right, we did! The Steelers will remind the Cardinals of this. Steelers Win
WEEK 08
New England Patriots
Tom (*&(*& Brady (thats his full name) is a *&@& girl! But his team will win because the NFL doesn't allow Princess Tom to be scared by defensive players. Mean while, Ben will get bounced around the field like a pin ball. This game will be our gut check game. This will be the game the Yinzers freak out. I have a bad feeling about this game. Steelers lose in a butt whippin!
WEEK 09
Baltimore Ravens
Ravens fans need to be watched this week. They are going to want Ben out of the game. He is escorted to practice and escorted home and rookies have to taste food lol. Seriously though, I'm not scared of the Ravens. Steelers win!
WEEK 10
@ Cincinnati Bengals
I'm not scared of these clowns either. AJ could beat them. Steelers win.
WEEK 11
Bye Mendy is banned from twitter.
WEEK 12
@ Kansas City Chiefs
Steeler lost to these guys in a heart breaker in 09 when the Quarterback was concussed. They won't do that this time. Steelers win.
WEEK 13
Cincinnati Bengals
Poor kitties lose again to the Steelers.
WEEK 14
Cleveland Browns
lol its not fair to the Stains to have to come to Steeler Nation and get their butt kicked every year. Steelers win!
WEEK 15
@ San Francisco 49ers
When coming to my home state, Benjamin and the Steelers better beat the whiners.
WEEK 16
St. Louis Rams
Rams suck. Steelers win.
WEEK 17
@ Cleveland Browns
Ben has Fun beating them in his home state every year. Although, now that Ben is a yinzer by marriage, can he really claim Ohio any more?
***Of course all of this is just a prediction and is subject to change from injury or another epic fail a la 2009 or all the above.***
Steelers are 13-3.
Division winners and first round by.
Offense is ranked top 5 this year.
Wallace is no longer a one trick pony or a 1.5 trick pony for that matter. In fact he will either reach his goal of 2,000 yards or get very very
close to it.
Big Ben is finally in the discussion as league MVP, but its not just talk because he wins it. He excepts it, but says he has his sights on a Lombardi.
Age is catching up to the Steelers and they need their young guys on defense to step up.
The Steelers will win the Super Bowl in Indy after beating the Colts in Indy for the AFC champ game. Payton will cry.
I honestly could care less about who the Steelers beat in the Super Bowl, it doesn't really matter.
Aaron Smith will Retire.
So will the master of defense, Dick Lebeau.
Hines Ward will cry when he excepts the Super Bowl MVP and announces his retirement.
Big Ben will cry, but not because he just won the Super Bowl, he will cry because Mrs. Big Ben told him that a little Quarterback is on the way.
This year the Steelers are pissed. They have the bad taste of a Super Bowl loss in their mouth and want to take some of that out on the league. This will be the year of the offense. The defense is still the Steelers defense, but I do think some younger guys are going to be asked to step up this year.
WEEK 01
@ Baltimore Ravens
The Ravens are Wile E. Coyote and Ben is the Road runner. Steeler win.
WEEK 02
Seattle Seahawks
We won Super Bowl XL and we will win this game.
WEEK 03
@ Indianapolis Colts
Payton freaking Manning is a headache. This will be our first loss of the season.
WEEK 04
@ Houston Texans
I know that the Texans have gotten better. But you hear that every year and I can't shake the feeling that they are still the Texans. Steelers win
WEEK 05
Tennessee Titans
I think we drilled them last year when Ben was still grounded. Steelers win
WEEK 06
Jacksonville Jaguars
They alway play us tough and it will be the same this year. The Steeler lose a game every year that makes you want to ring their collective neck. This is that game. Steelers lose in a heart breaker.
WEEK 07
@ Arizona Cardinals
Wait who won Super Bowl 43? Oh thats right, we did! The Steelers will remind the Cardinals of this. Steelers Win
WEEK 08
New England Patriots
Tom (*&(*& Brady (thats his full name) is a *&@& girl! But his team will win because the NFL doesn't allow Princess Tom to be scared by defensive players. Mean while, Ben will get bounced around the field like a pin ball. This game will be our gut check game. This will be the game the Yinzers freak out. I have a bad feeling about this game. Steelers lose in a butt whippin!
WEEK 09
Baltimore Ravens
Ravens fans need to be watched this week. They are going to want Ben out of the game. He is escorted to practice and escorted home and rookies have to taste food lol. Seriously though, I'm not scared of the Ravens. Steelers win!
WEEK 10
@ Cincinnati Bengals
I'm not scared of these clowns either. AJ could beat them. Steelers win.
WEEK 11
Bye Mendy is banned from twitter.
WEEK 12
@ Kansas City Chiefs
Steeler lost to these guys in a heart breaker in 09 when the Quarterback was concussed. They won't do that this time. Steelers win.
WEEK 13
Cincinnati Bengals
Poor kitties lose again to the Steelers.
WEEK 14
Cleveland Browns
lol its not fair to the Stains to have to come to Steeler Nation and get their butt kicked every year. Steelers win!
WEEK 15
@ San Francisco 49ers
When coming to my home state, Benjamin and the Steelers better beat the whiners.
WEEK 16
St. Louis Rams
Rams suck. Steelers win.
WEEK 17
@ Cleveland Browns
Ben has Fun beating them in his home state every year. Although, now that Ben is a yinzer by marriage, can he really claim Ohio any more?
***Of course all of this is just a prediction and is subject to change from injury or another epic fail a la 2009 or all the above.***
Steelers are 13-3.
Division winners and first round by.
Offense is ranked top 5 this year.
Wallace is no longer a one trick pony or a 1.5 trick pony for that matter. In fact he will either reach his goal of 2,000 yards or get very very
close to it.
Big Ben is finally in the discussion as league MVP, but its not just talk because he wins it. He excepts it, but says he has his sights on a Lombardi.
Age is catching up to the Steelers and they need their young guys on defense to step up.
The Steelers will win the Super Bowl in Indy after beating the Colts in Indy for the AFC champ game. Payton will cry.
I honestly could care less about who the Steelers beat in the Super Bowl, it doesn't really matter.
Aaron Smith will Retire.
So will the master of defense, Dick Lebeau.
Hines Ward will cry when he excepts the Super Bowl MVP and announces his retirement.
Big Ben will cry, but not because he just won the Super Bowl, he will cry because Mrs. Big Ben told him that a little Quarterback is on the way.