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siss
08-20-2011, 01:55 PM
Last year I predicted just about every win and loss. I even predicted the Quarterbacks engagement. I still have the predictions from last year if anyone doesn't believe me. One of these days I'm going to put some money on my predications.

This year the Steelers are pissed. They have the bad taste of a Super Bowl loss in their mouth and want to take some of that out on the league. This will be the year of the offense. The defense is still the Steelers defense, but I do think some younger guys are going to be asked to step up this year.


WEEK 01

@ Baltimore Ravens
The Ravens are Wile E. Coyote and Ben is the Road runner. Steeler win.

WEEK 02

Seattle Seahawks
We won Super Bowl XL and we will win this game.


WEEK 03

@ Indianapolis Colts

Payton freaking Manning is a headache. This will be our first loss of the season.

WEEK 04

@ Houston Texans
I know that the Texans have gotten better. But you hear that every year and I can't shake the feeling that they are still the Texans. Steelers win

WEEK 05

Tennessee Titans
I think we drilled them last year when Ben was still grounded. Steelers win

WEEK 06

Jacksonville Jaguars
They alway play us tough and it will be the same this year. The Steeler lose a game every year that makes you want to ring their collective neck. This is that game. Steelers lose in a heart breaker.

WEEK 07

@ Arizona Cardinals
Wait who won Super Bowl 43? Oh thats right, we did! The Steelers will remind the Cardinals of this. Steelers Win

WEEK 08

New England Patriots
Tom (*&(*& Brady (thats his full name) is a *&@& girl! But his team will win because the NFL doesn't allow Princess Tom to be scared by defensive players. Mean while, Ben will get bounced around the field like a pin ball. This game will be our gut check game. This will be the game the Yinzers freak out. I have a bad feeling about this game. Steelers lose in a butt whippin!

WEEK 09

Baltimore Ravens
Ravens fans need to be watched this week. They are going to want Ben out of the game. He is escorted to practice and escorted home and rookies have to taste food lol. Seriously though, I'm not scared of the Ravens. Steelers win!

WEEK 10

@ Cincinnati Bengals
I'm not scared of these clowns either. AJ could beat them. Steelers win.

WEEK 11
Bye Mendy is banned from twitter.

WEEK 12

@ Kansas City Chiefs
Steeler lost to these guys in a heart breaker in 09 when the Quarterback was concussed. They won't do that this time. Steelers win.
WEEK 13

Cincinnati Bengals
Poor kitties lose again to the Steelers.
WEEK 14

Cleveland Browns
lol its not fair to the Stains to have to come to Steeler Nation and get their butt kicked every year. Steelers win!
WEEK 15

@ San Francisco 49ers
When coming to my home state, Benjamin and the Steelers better beat the whiners.
WEEK 16

St. Louis Rams
Rams suck. Steelers win.
WEEK 17

@ Cleveland Browns
Ben has Fun beating them in his home state every year. Although, now that Ben is a yinzer by marriage, can he really claim Ohio any more?

***Of course all of this is just a prediction and is subject to change from injury or another epic fail a la 2009 or all the above.***

Steelers are 13-3.

Division winners and first round by.

Offense is ranked top 5 this year.

Wallace is no longer a one trick pony or a 1.5 trick pony for that matter. In fact he will either reach his goal of 2,000 yards or get very very
close to it.

Big Ben is finally in the discussion as league MVP, but its not just talk because he wins it. He excepts it, but says he has his sights on a Lombardi.

Age is catching up to the Steelers and they need their young guys on defense to step up.

The Steelers will win the Super Bowl in Indy after beating the Colts in Indy for the AFC champ game. Payton will cry.

I honestly could care less about who the Steelers beat in the Super Bowl, it doesn't really matter.

Aaron Smith will Retire.

So will the master of defense, Dick Lebeau.

Hines Ward will cry when he excepts the Super Bowl MVP and announces his retirement.

Big Ben will cry, but not because he just won the Super Bowl, he will cry because Mrs. Big Ben told him that a little Quarterback is on the way.

GBMelBlount
08-20-2011, 02:05 PM
WEEK 08

New England Patriots
Tom (*&(*& Brady (thats his full name) is a *&@& girl! But his team will win because the NFL doesn't allow Princess Tom to be scared by defensive players. Mean while, Ben will get bounced around the field like a pin ball. This game will be our gut check game. This will be the game the Yinzers freak out. I have a bad feeling about this game. Steelers lose in a butt whippin!

I think if the Steelers offense is firing on all cylinders this could be a real shootout....and a "W" for us.

I am picking the Steelers.


Big Ben will cry, but not because he just won the Super Bowl, he will cry because Mrs. Big Ben told him that a little Quarterback is on the way.

"...a little quarterback is on the way"
:rofl2:

Count Steeler
08-20-2011, 06:19 PM
siss, you have spoiled the whole season. Now I have no reason to watch. :chuckle:

salamander
08-20-2011, 06:33 PM
You do such a good analysis. You should do this for a living. :chuckle:

Butch
08-20-2011, 06:54 PM
Nice predictions and I have to say I'm not one for predicting season wins and loses. That being said I have one very HUGE Beef!!!

Let me make this perfectly clear...HINES WARD IS NOT RETIRING!!!

Not this year anyway.

Count Steeler
08-20-2011, 06:59 PM
Nice predictions and I have to say I'm not one for predicting season wins and loses. That being said I have one very HUGE Beef!!!

Let me make this perfectly clear...HINES WARD IS NOT RETIRING!!!

Not this year anyway.

I agree with siss, when we win #7 in Indy this year, Hines will hang them up. Only way he stays is if he is still under 1000 catches and he is about 10 away. I think he will pass the 1000 this year, so, this could be it for Hines. His Swann song, per se.

Steeltreal
08-20-2011, 07:10 PM
excepts =/= accepts.
just sayin

Butch
08-20-2011, 07:14 PM
Don't care what yinz say HINES AINT RETIRING THIS YEAR!!!

Carolina Steelers
08-20-2011, 07:30 PM
Don't care what yinz say HINES AINT RETIRING THIS YEAR!!!

I could see Hines retiring if (when) they win the SB, but I could also see Hines saying he wants to go back to back and get 4 rings like the teams of the 70's. I also dont see Hines retiring for @ least 2 more yrs barring injuries. When his is contract up?

siss
08-20-2011, 10:36 PM
I think its fun to make predictions for the season and than go back and look at the end of the year. Plus my predications from last year and the epic fail of 09 were so dead on I just wanted to see if it was an anomaly or if I should start putting money on my predications.

Psycho Ward 86
08-20-2011, 10:38 PM
Don't care what yinz say HINES AINT RETIRING THIS YEAR!!!

hines previously vowed retirement if we win one more superbowl. he also stated that he has strong resentment for players who dont know when to leave the game, specifically citing Brett Favre and Franco Harris. he aint coming back if we win it, not for records, not ford money. hines is a man of his word.

O'Malley
08-20-2011, 11:26 PM
I think its fun to make predictions for the season and than go back and look at the end of the year. Plus my predications from last year and the epic fail of 09 were so dead on I just wanted to see if it was an anomaly or if I should start putting money on my predications.

I don't know if you should bet on it... But I believe...:clap2: Sounds pretty damn accurate to me Siss!!:drink:

The Duke
08-21-2011, 04:37 AM
hines previously vowed retirement if we win one more superbowl. he also stated that he has strong resentment for players who dont know when to leave the game, specifically citing Brett Favre and Franco Harris. he aint coming back if we win it, not for records, not ford money. hines is a man of his word.

true. But last year he said he would retire if we won, but before the super bowl I believe he said he'd come back no matter what

maybe this year is different, but he would have come back this season had we won XLV

HometownGal
08-21-2011, 07:18 AM
Great job siss! :applaudit: :thumbsup:

I do believe, however, that the Steelers will beat the Cheats* in OUR house. A$$ Chin is going to be running for his life from our pass rush and we will shut down what they call a rushing attack. Steelers win that one!

Moose
08-21-2011, 08:59 AM
Great job siss !! I have to say the 'cheats' game is a tough one to predict too. If we were playing there I would lean more to a loss, but being we are playing at home, and the 12th player being the 50K + Black/Yellow crowd, I would have to go to a 50/50 chance. If our defense can get to Marsha a few times and have her on her heels, I think we can come away with a win....so I think it's going to come down to our DEFENSE in this game. All other predictions make sense to me....again, great job !!

siss
08-21-2011, 09:59 AM
I hated predicting the Cheats lose. However, BB seems to have our defenses number and Princess Brady has made a career of breaking the Nations heart. I hope I'm wrong. I hope the defense tries something new on the princess and we get into his head and he self destructs on Heinz field in front of the nation and we enjoy every minute of it.

I would like to see Big Ben carve up their secondary to. But we shall see. I hope I'm wrong.

steeldevil
08-21-2011, 10:20 AM
I think this is the year we beat the Cheats. High scoring game too.