venom
07-27-2011, 03:13 PM
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to
foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've
regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but
you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to
be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was
severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have
$9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the
technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's
roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor
says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I
understand that you have been married for over thirty years
and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If
you had a five inches before and get a nine incher now she
might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and
you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be
disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in
helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day,
"So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've
regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but
you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to
be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was
severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have
$9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the
technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's
roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor
says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I
understand that you have been married for over thirty years
and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If
you had a five inches before and get a nine incher now she
might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and
you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be
disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in
helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day,
"So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."