SMR
06-07-2011, 03:09 PM
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God
said, "because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii
So I can ride over anytime I want."
God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
:grin:
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God
said, "because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii
So I can ride over anytime I want."
God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
:grin: