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venom
05-20-2011, 07:44 AM
World's Shortest Books
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
.
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
.
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
.
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton
.
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
.
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
.
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
.
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
.
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
.
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
.
Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer
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AND, JUST ADDED:
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi

LLT
05-20-2011, 08:42 AM
SPORTSMANSHIP
By Bill Belichick

X-Terminator
05-20-2011, 09:33 AM
HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE PLAYOFFS
By Alex Ovechkin

venom
05-20-2011, 10:00 AM
HOW TO REACH 11,000 POSTS IN A FORUM IN LESS THAN 1 YEAR

By Galax Steeler




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Butch
05-20-2011, 10:03 AM
This is to obvious but here goes


Showing I care about the fans of the NFL
by Roger Godell

SteelerSal
05-20-2011, 10:05 AM
This is to obvious but here goes


Showing I care about the fans of the NFL
by Roger Godell

#1 best seller right there...:lol:

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 10:12 AM
"My life as a man"

By Tom Brady.

SteelerSal
05-20-2011, 10:23 AM
"My life as a man"

By Tom Brady.

LMAO...could become the worlds longest novel if the title was "My life with men" :lol:

st33lersguy
05-20-2011, 10:25 AM
Using Common Sense to Solve America's Problems
By Harry Ried and Chuck Shumer
Intro by Dick Durbin

Financial Stability and Honesty
By Barney Frank and Chris Dodd

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 10:49 AM
LMAO...could become the worlds longest novel if the title was "My life with men" :lol:


BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! Good one!

venom
05-20-2011, 10:52 AM
My Life as a Winner

By Terrell Owens -- Epilogue by Chad Johnson

GitNoLuv
05-20-2011, 11:03 AM
* Liberal Guide to Ethics by Michelle Obama

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 11:20 AM
My Life as a Winner

By Charlie Sheen

Fixed. :lol:

st33lersguy
05-20-2011, 01:54 PM
The Humanitarian Side of Islamic Extremism

How I Built a Champion
By Mike Brown

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 02:04 PM
"Honesty"

By Bill Clinton

Count Steeler
05-20-2011, 02:16 PM
All the people I have slept with over 12 years old

Michael Jackson

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 02:35 PM
All the people I have slept with over 12 years old

Michael Jackson

OH SHIT! haha

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 02:35 PM
"How to Win a Championship"

-Cincinnati Bengals

NJarhead
05-20-2011, 02:47 PM
"How to Win Friends and Influence People"

- Terrell Owens. :rofl2:

GitNoLuv
05-20-2011, 03:46 PM
Speaking Without a Teleprompter
by B. Obama

Speech Therapy
by George W. Bush

12 Steps To a Better You
by Lindsy Lohan

Things I Wouldn't Do In A Game of Truth Or Dare
Madonna (co wrote by Dennis Rodman)

Things I Wouldn't Trade to get Ricky Williams (written in 1999)
Mike Ditka

Count Steeler
05-20-2011, 07:48 PM
How to play the game of football

Roger Goodell

SMR
05-21-2011, 10:11 AM
How to play the game of football

Roger Goodell

:yay3:

Godfather
05-21-2011, 11:55 AM
Women I Respect by Chris Matthews

The Wisdom of Skip Bayless

James Cameron Movies That Deserved The Hype

Loyalty and Commitment by Nick Saban

Branches Of Our Family Tree by the British royal family

venom
05-24-2011, 07:19 AM
A Travel Guide - Detroit

SCSTILLER
05-24-2011, 07:25 AM
Men I've Slept With and Twinkies I Won't Eat by Rosie Odonell

venom
05-24-2011, 08:49 AM
People who can beat me up - Chuck Norris

SCSTILLER
05-24-2011, 09:52 AM
Rapture Date's I Got Right by Harold Camping