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NJarhead
05-13-2011, 11:02 AM
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.



I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".



"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.




Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"


So I told her to fuck off.

venom
05-13-2011, 11:48 AM
That whore !!!!!

smokin3000gt
05-13-2011, 08:54 PM
that bitch was lyin' anyways! She afta yo money foo!