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venom
06-16-2010, 10:16 AM
Read the "Offenses " and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
$1,110.60 is the Max Fine.


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning & didn't know the person who was next to u -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone - - $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

** My Total**-- $ 530.60--Damn I've been bad :pray:

Devilsdancefloor
06-16-2010, 10:22 AM
$385

steeldevil
06-16-2010, 10:28 AM
$495.60

vasteeler
06-16-2010, 10:42 AM
550.50

it could change depending on wether anal sex is giving or receiving

Hindes204
06-16-2010, 11:17 AM
I'm over $700.....I quit counting after that, I was a pretty messed up kid growing up

Indo
06-16-2010, 04:21 PM
$545.60

LLT
06-16-2010, 05:12 PM
$510.60

klick81
06-16-2010, 05:33 PM
415.60

JonM229
06-16-2010, 10:12 PM
$220.50

You're all going to hell

Shea
06-16-2010, 11:08 PM
$0.50

Hindes204
06-17-2010, 12:15 AM
$0.50


hahahahaha....................liar

Galax Steeler
06-17-2010, 04:23 AM
460.00

Galax Steeler
06-17-2010, 04:24 AM
$0.50

I am glad I wasn't in that pool.:lol:

Aussie_steeler
06-17-2010, 04:32 AM
$110 - holy crap, am I the nerd who sits in the corner that everyone laughs at??

Shit, I am betting the nerd sitting in the corner even racked up $200 worth of fines.

stillers4me
06-17-2010, 07:45 AM
$220.50

You're all going to hell

You peed in a pool! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sueincinci/Smileys/th_pointlaugh.gif?t=1276778647

TatarMongol
06-17-2010, 09:14 AM
$150, is this good or bad?

stillers4me
06-17-2010, 09:41 AM
$150, is this good or bad?

You need to get out more, Bat. :heh:

SteelMember
06-17-2010, 12:14 PM
$505.60

I'm not proud.... of most of it. :chuckle:

venom
06-17-2010, 12:38 PM
Hey TatarMongol , at $150.00 , did you live in a Monastery ? :pray:

stlrtruck
06-17-2010, 02:43 PM
775.60

Let's just say my younger years I wasn't the same caring person I am today!

:alcohol::jerkit::bananadoggywow::lust:

SteelCityMom
06-17-2010, 09:31 PM
625.60 for me...I was a bad kid as well lol.

TatarMongol
06-17-2010, 10:55 PM
Hey TatarMongol , at $150.00 , did you live in a Monastery ? :pray:

I think it has 2 do with lot with the way my pops raised me & well, I'm an Asian. & I THOUGHT that pile up 4 $150 was just way 2 much. lol. But hey, I'm a guy, so I do have my fair share of those things that were on the list.

venom
06-18-2010, 06:11 AM
:thumbsup:

The Duke
06-18-2010, 06:50 PM
245.10

meh, I'm still young, lol

GitNoLuv
06-18-2010, 08:33 PM
222456467435.50 (A lot of masturbation in my time)

If I only count it as once, then it's 43.5.50

cold-hard-steel
06-18-2010, 08:42 PM
Guess i'm gettin life without parole .

HometownGal
06-18-2010, 08:46 PM
$460.10. I've been a bad, bad girl. :uhoh:

Aussie_steeler
06-19-2010, 04:38 AM
$460.10. I've been a bad, bad girl. :uhoh:

As Chris Isaac famously said. " HTG did a bad bad thing."

Galax Steeler
06-19-2010, 05:40 AM
$460.10. I've been a bad, bad girl. :uhoh:

Mine was 460.00 are you a girl I used to date you got me .10 cent somewhere.:huh:

stillers4me
06-19-2010, 07:53 AM
$265

HometownGal
06-19-2010, 02:59 PM
Mine was 460.00 are you a girl I used to date you got me .10 cent somewhere.:huh:

This is most likely where I got you . . .


Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Another reason why I don't drink much anymore. :uhoh:

Godfather
06-19-2010, 03:11 PM
140.10

I'm boring.

Godfather
06-19-2010, 03:14 PM
Another reason why I don't drink much anymore. :uhoh:

I just had an ugly thought...what if "kissed someone whose name you don't know" was kissing someone of the same sex and you didn't know it? Ugh...

HometownGal
06-19-2010, 03:18 PM
I just had an ugly thought...what if "kissed someone whose name you don't know" was kissing someone of the same sex and you didn't know it? Ugh...

Trust me - if I had kissed a woman, I would have known whether I was shitfaced or not. Ewwwww.

Godfather
06-19-2010, 03:28 PM
Trust me - if I had kissed a woman, I would have known whether I was shitfaced or not. Ewwwww.

Well, I'm just thinking of Mardi Gras a few times. It's unlikely but one of those girls might have been a very convincing tranny.

HometownGal
06-19-2010, 03:40 PM
Well, I'm just thinking of Mardi Gras a few times. It's unlikely but one of those girls might have been a very convincing tranny.

Remotely possible I suppose. At any rate, even through my drunken stupor, this person was a very GOOD kisser. :thumbsup:

Texasteel
06-19-2010, 04:06 PM
555, but there were several things left off the list.

MasterOfPuppets
06-19-2010, 07:12 PM
555, but there were several things left off the list.

something you wanna share with us Tex ? :sofunny:

http://i.imgur.com/daAio.jpg

Galax Steeler
06-20-2010, 07:55 AM
This is most likely where I got you . . .



Another reason why I don't drink much anymore. :uhoh:

And to think that you never cheated on me.:buttkick:

HometownGal
06-20-2010, 08:36 AM
And to think that you never cheated on me.:buttkick:

Oops! :heh: ;) :hug:

X-Terminator
06-20-2010, 09:58 AM
$185.50. I've lived - and still live - a very boring and sheltered life.

tony hipchest
06-20-2010, 12:38 PM
something you wanna share with us Tex ? :sofunny:

http://i.imgur.com/daAio.jpg

:rofl:

(im gonna need a calculator)

Texasteel
06-20-2010, 01:15 PM
something you wanna share with us Tex ? :sofunny:

http://i.imgur.com/daAio.jpg

I have done some bad things, but I would never steal your girl.