BPS3akaWirels3
02-06-2011, 09:29 AM
Pittsburgh (affectionately known as Pissburgh, or The Pits) is a city located in Pensylvania (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Western_Pennsylvania) , but where exactly, no one is sure. It is only known that it is located in the Northern Hemisphere because it is warm there during the months of June, July, and August, typical for that hemisphere. Pittsburgh was last seen dealing smack on a street corner in New York with Harrisburg.It is also known as Jarvis Rivers Cocker City, because the city was built on the point where the Monongahela, Allegheny, Yough, Chuck Noll Memorial, and Moon Rivers converged to form the state of Ohio (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ohio). Pittsburgh has many famous slogans "Not quite as bad as Kentucky" and "Hey! we aren't Cleveland", there are also suggestions that some parts of "The Burgh" are populated by certified chimney bottlers (see Plum Borough and Sewickley). It is reported to have been discovered in 1892 by Bill Cosby (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Cosby).
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