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SteelerEmpire
01-29-2011, 10:25 AM
Article:

Game tickets and parking spaces are not the only things in short supply in Dallas ahead of Super Bowl XLV.

Dallas-area strip clubs, expecting a boom in lusting patrons, are scrambling for exotic dancers to meet the expected onslaugh...

LINK: http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

stillers4me
01-29-2011, 10:27 AM
They should have planned ahead for this. :lol:

venom
01-29-2011, 02:08 PM
Typical Dallas for you . Did Dallas just find out last week they were going to have the Super Bowl ?

tube517
01-29-2011, 02:23 PM
Here you go, Dallas

http://tinyurl.com/4ptxbay

oneforthetoe
01-29-2011, 03:58 PM
I found a candidate with nothing better to do, with experience, and best of all desperation.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/madonna-grandma-stripper-pole.jpg



Do I get a finders fee?;)

The Patriot
01-29-2011, 04:12 PM
This is a tragedy.

If they don't have a dancing cage girl in each seating section we might have to call this thing off.

LLT
01-29-2011, 04:41 PM
Baltimore offered to send their exotic dancers......who ,strangely enough, when on stage look like BJ Raji doing his teddy bear dance

Aussie_steeler
01-29-2011, 05:03 PM
Baltimore offered to send their exotic dancers......who ,strangely enough, when on stage look like BJ Raji doing his teddy bear dance

Do you really want tim lumbers missus at the superbowl????


rumor has it they ( strippers) have all moved west in search of Charlie Sheen.

Why not let charlie do his rehab at Michael Irvins house. Charlie's entourage should be able to handle the short fall. Michael would have less coke than charlie's used to so he can begin the weaning off period.

Kill two birds with one stone. problem solved

Merchant
01-29-2011, 05:23 PM
LOLLLL.. wow

Delraich
01-29-2011, 06:11 PM
That article is useless without pictures.

When I opened this thread I assumed it would be about the lack of cheerleaders.