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stillers4me
01-14-2011, 07:51 PM
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a better house than I?" God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Roethlisberger's house, it's Mine."

Count Steeler
01-14-2011, 08:34 PM
Very nice.

venom
01-14-2011, 08:40 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ag_Z1GCKRm8/TPR39_YnZFI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/V5rhIWwUBkg/s400/have+faith+in+steelers.jpg

stlrtruck
01-14-2011, 09:49 PM
There's a problem with this....we assume Brady's getting to heaven :toofunny:

I jest, I know we all at least get to talk to the man upstairs.

Craic
01-15-2011, 04:17 AM
Heard that same one back in the 04 run. loved it then too!

steeldevil
01-18-2011, 10:41 AM
Heard this before just with Coach K and Dean Smith in the places of Ben and Brady*. But it was still funny reading it, never gets old!!

Galax Steeler
01-18-2011, 07:21 PM
I love it LOL.