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JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:18 PM
I'm a Ravens fan currently living in Lake Geneva, WI. I was invited here by warden, who thinks I'd get along with you people. There's no other team I hate as well as respect more than the Steelers. This is definitely one of the greatest rivalries in the history of the NFL.

With all that out of the way, Big Ben raped those poor women.:biggrin1:

stillers4me
06-09-2010, 07:21 PM
Welcome to Steelers country, ya big, bad purple Brown.

BTW....Ray Ray is a murderer. :heh:

BuddhaBus
06-09-2010, 07:24 PM
And you have male cheerleaders! :toofunny: :welcome:

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:24 PM
I'm actually a defector from the Ravens board. Warden and I used to have a ball over there, but it has since been overrun with tweens who know nothing about football and all of the moderators have decided to just censor anything that is slightly off-topic.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:27 PM
I'm actually a defector from the Ravens board. Warden and I used to have a ball over there, but it has since been overrun with tweens who know nothing about football and all of the moderators have decided to just censor anything that is slightly off-topic.

'bout time asshole. Starting already I see. lol

Your liberal security blanket consists of:"TonyHipchest, Leftoverhard and Ricardismo." They need all the help they can get so I'm sure they will welcome you with open arms. :chuckle:

I invited Jon because of his awesome sense of humor and he's not afraid to apply it to his beloved Ravens either. He'll fit right in here.

Welcome aboard buddy. :drink:

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:30 PM
Thanks Warden. May Ray Lewis stab you in your sleep, so you die peacefully.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:32 PM
Thanks Warden. May Ray Lewis stab you in your sleep, so you die peacefully.

I'd rather just sleep peacefully after having bought some weed from J-Lew. lol

But thanks, may you be violated by a thousand quarterbacks.

BTW - Helluva first post Jon. lol

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:33 PM
And may Terrell Suggs annoint your head with bleach to clean you of your past transgressions

steeldevil
06-09-2010, 07:35 PM
Thanks Warden. May Ray Lewis stab you in your sleep, so you die peacefully.

:lol::lol::lol

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:36 PM
And may Terrell Suggs annoint your head with bleach to clean you of your past transgressions

Well, shank you very much.

stillers4me
06-09-2010, 07:37 PM
I can just feel the love......... :grouphug:

salamander
06-09-2010, 07:39 PM
Yep. I'd say he fits right in. :chuckle:

Welcome aboard!

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:39 PM
I can just feel the love.........
It gets better. lol

Jon and our British Ravens Fan Friend Dave (a.k.a. Nigel Fish'nChips) welcomed me right in over at the Ravens forum almost three years ago. Like Jon said, we had some hysterical conversations over the years.

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:47 PM
That we did. They pretty much let us get away with murder the first two years. Then Shake had to come and ruin it all.

MasterOfPuppets
06-09-2010, 07:49 PM
purple is gay ...http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/images/smilies/outofcloset.gif

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:50 PM
That we did. They pretty much let us get away with murder the first two years. Then Shake had to come and ruin it all.

This place is Shake free my friend, and our Mods/Admins wouldn't have tolerated that romper room shit to begin with. So enjoy.

Oooh! I have an idea!

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:51 PM
purple is gay ...http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/images/smilies/outofcloset.gif

Correction: Purple is FABULOUS!!!

Butch
06-09-2010, 07:52 PM
Welcome to the board to a fan of Leaveland South!!!

Lake Geneva Wisconsin!!! I'm originally from Dixon Ill near Rockford if you ever been in that area.

How long you been a dirty ratbirds fan and WHY THEM???

Like you hate the Steelers I hate the ratbirds but not in the same way I hate the cryboys or the cheats.

Favorite game vs ratbirds was the 75th anniversary game or what I like to call the James Harrison Show. Was bummed out when we let him go and ya'll picked him up, but happy as hell when he came back. Thanks for giving him back, figure it was the least you could do after taking up Rod who I still say he was the reason you guys ever got as good defensively as you are. Can't forgive Rod for that...

X-Terminator
06-09-2010, 07:56 PM
Ravens fan or not, I like this guy! Welcome Jon...but please make sure you step right over here into our sanitizer - that stench of dead crow is killing me! :wink02:

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 07:56 PM
purple is gay ...http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/images/smilies/outofcloset.gif

See Jon! Told ya.

Only Prince, kids and women wear purple. :chuckle:

JonM229
06-09-2010, 07:58 PM
I'm originally from Baltimore. I moved to Orlando in 2003 and then Lake Geneva last summer. I haven't been out towards Rockford yet. When I venture out, it's usually to go do something in Chicago.

I was watching that game at a hotel that ended up having everything thrown on the floor by the end of the game. I'd have to say my favorite game was a few years ago when the Steelers were shut out, Ben was sacked 9 times if I remember. The best coming from Bart Scott (who I now don't care for all that much.)

smokin3000gt
06-09-2010, 07:59 PM
I'm a Ravens fan currently living in Lake Geneva, WI. I was invited here by warden, who thinks I'd get along with you people. There's no other team I hate as well as respect more than the Steelers. This is definitely one of the greatest rivalries in the history of the NFL.

With all that out of the way, Big Ben raped those poor women.:biggrin1:

man that fucker brings all the rift raft over :chuckle:

welcome to the board!

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:00 PM
Ok, you guys are asking for it:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/stevezepp/BARTMEETBEN.gif

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:05 PM
I was watching that game at a hotel that ended up having everything thrown on the floor by the end of the game. I'd have to say my favorite game was a few years ago when the Steelers were shut out, Ben was sacked 9 times if I remember. The best coming from Bart Scott (who I now don't care for all that much.)

I think you made that shit up; that didn't happen. One thing about Jon; he sometimes fantasizes about the Ravens clobbering the Steelers and he gets so caught up in it that he thinks it actually happened. :lol:

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:06 PM
Ok, you guys are asking for it:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/stevezepp/BARTMEETBEN.gif

Lies - That video is clearly shopped.

:coffee:

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:06 PM
I think you made that shit up; that didn't happen. One thing about Jon; he sometimes fantasizes about the Ravens clobbering the Steelers and he gets so caught up in it that he thinks it actually happened. :lol:

To be fair to the Steelers, it was when Ben just had his motorcycle accident...while he wasn't wearing a helmet...and he didn't have a motorcycle license.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:06 PM
man that fucker brings all the rift raft over :chuckle:

welcome to the board!

Moi? lol

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:08 PM
To be fair to the Steelers, it was when Ben just had his motorcycle accident...while he wasn't wearing a helmet...and he didn't have a motorcycle license.
I'm sorry Jon, but I think you misspelled "Defending Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers."

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:09 PM
Lies - That video is clearly shopped.

:coffee:

I'm pretty sure this whole board is shopped. I mean, likeable Steelers fans? Please

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:09 PM
I'm sorry Jon, but I think you misspelled "Defending Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers."

Too bad I don't have censored words control over here.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:10 PM
I'm pretty sure this whole board is shopped. I mean, likeable Steelers fans? Please

Touche'. Score one for the purple faggot. lol

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:11 PM
Too bad I don't have censored words control over here.

Oh lord. Thank goodness you don't, but I may have to share that story with a mod so I can get me some revenge! lol

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:12 PM
Oh lord. Thank goodness you don't, but I may have to share that story with a mod so I can get me some revenge! lol

I guess I'll have to watch myself then.

Wallace108
06-09-2010, 08:13 PM
Welcome aboard, JonM229. As a self-avowed Raven Hater, I enjoy the rivalry. It's hard to hate the Browns these days.

stillers4me
06-09-2010, 08:14 PM
Im partial to this one. :biggrin1:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d3R5aVR4K0

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:14 PM
Welcome aboard, JonM229. As a self-avowed Raven Hater, I enjoy the rivalry. It's hard to hate the Browns these days.

It's like picking on the slow kid

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:14 PM
I guess I'll have to watch myself then.

Well, you'll just have to avoid saying things like: Ravens, Ray, Suggs, Sizzle...., murder is okay, but I would also avoid saying Flacco.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:15 PM
It's like picking on the slow kid
Hey! That's my line dammit!

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:16 PM
Hey! That's my line dammit!

Go get your fucking shinebox

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:18 PM
Go get your fucking shinebox

You lousy SOB! That's my line too!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Butch
06-09-2010, 08:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_OCBfN-lqA


One good turn deserves another.

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:19 PM
You lousy SOB! That's my line too!

*sobs uncontrollably*

My schtick!!!

Wallace108
06-09-2010, 08:24 PM
Good to have you here JonM229.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6983/ryanclark.jpg

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:27 PM
My schtick!!!
Yea! Wassup NOW bitch?

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:34 PM
Story Time!!

Around the time the mods over at the Ravens forums started giving us grief, I created a forum for the people who were participating in our Dump Thread (which Warden has recreated here.) As administrator, I have the power to censor words and choose a replacement word for it. Without telling anyone, I censored "Steelers" to be replaced with "faggots." The next day, Warden unsuspectingly uses it and we all had a very good laugh.

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:37 PM
Story Time!!

Around the time the mods over at the Ravens forums started giving us grief, I created a forum for the people who were participating in our Dump Thread (which Warden has recreated here.) As administrator, I have the power to censor words and choose a replacement word for it. Without telling anyone, I censored "Steelers" to be replaced with "faggots." The next day, Warden unsuspectingly uses it and we all had a very good laugh.

Admittedly, I laughed my ass off. But I still think changing Dave to "Nigel Fish'nchips" was the more funny.

MODS, can we censor the word "Ravens" to "faggots?" Or at least "Ray" to "Murderer?" :biggrin1:

venom
06-09-2010, 08:37 PM
Welcome to the board and enjoy .

smokin3000gt
06-09-2010, 08:48 PM
Admittedly, I laughed my ass off. But I still think changing Dave to "Nigel Fish'nchips" was the more funny.

MODS, can we censor the word "Ravens" to "faggots?" Or at least "Ray" to "Murderer?" :biggrin1:

I think Ray, rayray or ray lewis should be changed to stabby

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:52 PM
I think Ray, rayray or ray lewis should be changed to stabby

Seconded. Can we make this a rule? lol

And any Ravens fans attempting to refer to Terrel Suggs as "Sizzle" should see it come up as "Snaggle." .., as in snaggle-tooth.

Nadroj 20
06-09-2010, 08:56 PM
Well Warden this Jon guy seems to be pretty cool...welcome to the board Jon!

JonM229
06-09-2010, 08:57 PM
I remember watching a game with my family and Suggs was coming after Ben from the blindside. Ben took off at the last second and completed a throw. My brother asked how Ben knew that Suggs was closing in on him. My dad replied, "He probably heard Suggs' lips flapping around"

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 08:59 PM
I remember watching a game with my family and Suggs was coming after Ben from the blindside. Ben took off at the last second and completed a throw. My brother asked how Ben knew that Suggs was closing in on him. My dad replied, "He probably heard Suggs' lips flapping around"

He's talented, but what a goofy mofo.

I ever tell you my theory on Ray Lewis?

JonM229
06-09-2010, 09:02 PM
No you haven't

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 09:07 PM
No you haven't

He's an oversized nerd. A level 17 D&D Warrior Weenie. Hence, "I'm a machine jerk!"

Ray Lewis, your shank wielding hero, is a dork Jon.

JonM229
06-09-2010, 09:07 PM
He's an oversized nerd. A level 17 D&D Warrior Weenie. Hence, "I'm a machine jerk!"

Ray Lewis, your shank wielding hero, is a dork Jon.

Don't talk about God's linebacker like that

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 09:10 PM
Don't talk about God's linebacker like that

lol, I forgot that Ray still thinks he's going up instead of down when it's all said an done. Silly little nerdy murderer.

Vincent
06-09-2010, 09:32 PM
Your liberal security blanket consists of:"TonyHipchest, Leftoverhard and Ricardismo."

Tony is a cerebral liberal, one of few I've encountered. Lefty? Meh. Ric, well let's just say that there isn't a mold that Ric fits into, as he will be quick to point out.

Me, I'm just really centered, happy, and damn glad to meet you!

The Rats you say? Buckle up!

Vincent
06-09-2010, 09:34 PM
lol, I forgot that Ray still thinks he's going up instead of down when it's all said an done. Silly little nerdy murderer.

Are he and Kordella still dating?

Butch
06-09-2010, 09:40 PM
I remember watching a game with my family and Suggs was coming after Ben from the blindside. Ben took off at the last second and completed a throw. My brother asked how Ben knew that Suggs was closing in on him. My dad replied, "He probably heard Suggs' lips flapping around"

Now that's funny

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 09:43 PM
Tony is a cerebral liberal, one of few I've encountered. Agreed


Lefty? Meh. I seldom if ever agreed with Lefty, but he can be funny when he wants and I always appreciate humor.

Ric, well let's just say that there isn't a mold that Ric fits into, as he will be quick to point out.
Yea, yet only the lefty's have laid claim to him whether he like it or not. He made me laugh once, but generally I find myself wanting to step on his neck after reading one of his posts. He's in the left-of-center, house of the misguided for sure though.



The Rats you say? Buckle up!

Agreed. lol

NJarhead
06-09-2010, 09:44 PM
Are he and Kordella still dating?

Not since Ed Reed made his first pro-bowl. Ray-Ray's a butterfly and goes from flower to flower. :chuckle:

TatarMongol
06-09-2010, 09:55 PM
:welcome: I always like seeing good faithful fans.

& wow, watching Jon & Warden talking is like watching "Gran Torino" all over again. lol

kmsteelerwr15
06-09-2010, 10:08 PM
Always good to have the enemy aboard. Welcome!!

steelerdude15
06-09-2010, 10:17 PM
Hey do you know Tim Lumber? :heh:

steel9guy
06-09-2010, 10:28 PM
Welcome to the board. Jon and Warden are going to be hillarious fighting this fall during football season. Heck they're hillarious now lol

Vincent
06-09-2010, 10:31 PM
Hey do you know Tim Lumber? :heh:

Evuhbudduh know Timmuh.

Galax Steeler
06-10-2010, 03:25 AM
Welcome to the board even though the ratbirds suck.

Texasteel
06-10-2010, 05:43 AM
Ok, you guys are asking for it:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/stevezepp/BARTMEETBEN.gif

It's always nice to see the rats one highlight for the year. Good to have you. I'm sure we'll talk later.

SteelMember
06-10-2010, 07:29 AM
Damit Warden. Do you have to bring home every lost animal you come across?

This one isn't even that cute.


Welcome, and cheers jon. The rivalry is a good one. :drink:

HometownGal
06-10-2010, 08:07 AM
Hiya Jon and welcome to The Universe! :wave: :drink: You're going to fit in fine here! :lol: ;)

Devilsdancefloor
06-10-2010, 12:28 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/mmqs8.jpg

these guys think it is fab!

JonM229
06-10-2010, 04:20 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/mmqs8.jpg

these guys think it is fab!

And which one of those guys is you again?

NJarhead
06-10-2010, 04:22 PM
And which one of those guys is you again?
Jon, don't forget to visit the "What's your username mean" and explain how your name is Johnny McLovin and that you once sucked off 229 men in a weekend.

cold-hard-steel
06-10-2010, 04:43 PM
Welcome to losing the AFC North , by about 1 game . Have a jolly day ole chap . Too bloody well ya were not born a Steeeler fan . My heart does bleed for ya chap.

JonM229
06-10-2010, 04:44 PM
Welcome to losing the AFC North , by about 1 game . Have a jolly day ole chap . Too bloody well ya were not born a Steeeler fan . My heart does bleed for ya chap.

That sounds like liberal talk to me

NJarhead
06-10-2010, 04:46 PM
That sounds like liberal talk to me
Hey Jon, we're all cool with joking and stuff but I wouldn't push it by calling someone a Lib. That's just a kick in the balls. In fact, I'd prefer it if you just said something about my Mother than insult me like that.

*snicker*

Devilsdancefloor
06-10-2010, 05:01 PM
And which one of those guys is you again?

id kill myself if i was a purple stains fan

JonM229
06-10-2010, 05:01 PM
Hey Jon, we're all cool with joking and stuff but I wouldn't push it by calling someone a Lib. That's just a kick in the balls. In fact, I'd prefer it if you just said something about my Mother than insult me like that.

*snicker*

I guess I should expect as much from a city full of mouth-breathers

NJarhead
06-10-2010, 05:09 PM
I guess I should expect as much from a city full of mouth-breathers

We can't all have big snozzes.

Hindes204
06-10-2010, 05:32 PM
Wow, a lib AND a ratbirds fan...that's gotta be the worst combination of beliefs in the world.

Welcome behind the enemy lines.............good luck

cold-hard-steel
06-10-2010, 05:53 PM
i'm sorry mate . i'm quite new here , and did not know how to compensate . Ravens are a different story .

JonM229
06-10-2010, 06:05 PM
We can't all have big snozzes.

I never knew you were a fan of Helen Thomas

NJarhead
06-10-2010, 07:45 PM
I never knew you were a fan of Helen Thomas

I believe she's one of "yours," Mort.

JonM229
06-10-2010, 08:39 PM
I believe she's one of "yours," Mort.

Wrong! Her parents were Lebanese, but thanks for playing....Mel Gibson.

NJarhead
06-10-2010, 08:45 PM
Wrong! Her parents were Lebanese, but thanks for playing....Mel Gibson.

HA!! I'm watching Payback right now actually.

133

stlrtruck
06-11-2010, 10:33 AM
I believe this to be the longest running welcome thread...EVER!

I didn't know ratbird fans could carry on conversations this long!

oh, btw, welcome to the board.

BuddhaBus
06-11-2010, 10:57 AM
I believe this to be the longest running welcome thread...EVER!

I didn't know ratbird fans could carry on conversations this long!

oh, btw, welcome to the board.

Oh, they can carry on long conversations in the preseason about their "Super Bowl caliber team"... EVERY SINGLE YEAR! :chuckle:

JonM229
06-11-2010, 11:16 AM
Well, not every team can "unleash hell" and lose to the Raiders and Browns

venom
06-11-2010, 11:47 AM
Anyone here know what team the Steelers beat 3 times in a season with 3 different uniforms ?

BuddhaBus
06-11-2010, 11:52 AM
Anyone here know what team the Steelers beat 3 times in a season with 3 different uniforms ?

R_VENS

Hmmmmmmmm... I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat! :confused: :chuckle:

BuddhaBus
06-11-2010, 11:53 AM
Well, not every team can "unleash hell" and lose to the Raiders and Browns

Touche! I'll give ya that one. :boxing:

venom
06-11-2010, 11:56 AM
I was being sarcastic in that easy question , lol . Must get nightmares of Troy running into to endzone .

Wallace108
06-11-2010, 12:15 PM
As much as I hate the Ravens, and make no mistake about it, I HATE the Ravens, I was pleased when they won the Super Bowl right after leaving Cleveland just to stick it to Browns fans. As long as that's the only Super Bowl they win, I can live with it.

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 12:58 PM
Anyone here know what team the Steelers beat 3 times in a season with 3 different uniforms ?
Isn't it like 5 out of the last 6 times too?

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 12:59 PM
As much as I hate the Ravens, and make no mistake about it, I HATE the Ravens, I was pleased when they won the Super Bowl right after leaving Cleveland just to stick it to Browns fans. As long as that's the only Super Bowl they win, I can live with it.
Remember when the Ravens were like the Lions of the AFCC? lol

JonM229
06-11-2010, 04:07 PM
Anyone here know what team the Steelers beat 3 times in a season with 3 different uniforms ?

I always know when we play the Steelers in throwbacks, it's going to be a bad day for the Ravens.

JonM229
06-11-2010, 04:08 PM
Remember when the Ravens were like the Lions of the AFCC? lol

It takes some time to build a team up after stealing it from another city.

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 04:27 PM
It takes some time to build a team up after stealing it from another city.
Need the right balance of stolen players, murders and thugs I guess?

*snicker*

I realize I've left myself (and the Steelers) wide open.

JonM229
06-11-2010, 04:30 PM
Need the right balance of stolen players, murders and thugs I guess?

*snicker*

I realize I've left myself (and the Steelers) wide open.

I know, you make me want to throw a shot glass at someone's face.

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 04:38 PM
I know, you make me want to throw a shot glass at someone's face.

Combo Cut: "You bitches, drink my shots or I'll shank your ass and blame my friend."

JonM229
06-11-2010, 05:07 PM
Combo Cut: "You bitches, drink my shots or I'll shank your ass and blame my friend."

I firmly believe that Ray only held the guy's arms back while his friend stabbed him.

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 05:11 PM
I firmly believe that Ray only held the guy's arms back while his friend stabbed him.


Yea, you're probably right. I was only kidding anyway.

JonM229
06-11-2010, 05:45 PM
Yea, you're probably right. I was only kidding anyway.

Lies

NJarhead
06-11-2010, 05:52 PM
Lies

What's with the habitual line stealing hommie?

This is like Desperately Seeking Warden some shit.

You like that crazy bitch in SWF.

cold-hard-steel
06-11-2010, 08:23 PM
esta no problemo . Wait . I do hate the Ravens ! Damn , i'm dumb .

vasteeler
06-11-2010, 10:58 PM
when ever i read your post i hear the guy in your avatars voice......how fitting for a ratbird

JonM229
06-13-2010, 07:09 AM
when ever i read your post i hear the guy in your avatars voice......how fitting for a ratbird

That avatar was actually created for me by Warden. It used to be a picture of me sporting a fu-manchu (long story) and looking rapey (not a long story.) I switched my avatar to Mort Goldberg for a bit and then Warden added the mustache. I've used it since on the Ravens forum until some guy started making threads about Justin Bieber. We (accidentally) booted him out of the closet and I've since changed my avatar on there to Justin Bieber throwing gang signs.

NJarhead
06-14-2010, 06:44 PM
when ever i read your post i hear the guy in your avatars voice......how fitting for a ratbird


That avatar was actually created for me by Warden. It used to be a picture of me sporting a fu-manchu (long story) and looking rapey (not a long story.) I switched my avatar to Mort Goldberg for a bit and then Warden added the mustache. I've used it since on the Ravens forum until some guy started making threads about Justin Bieber. We (accidentally) booted him out of the closet and I've since changed my avatar on there to Justin Bieber throwing gang signs.

Every time I see Mort, I get the elevator version of Jim Croce's "I've got a name" in my head:


And I carry it with me like my daddy did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid.

Moving me down the highway, rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by.

lol - Raise your hand if you saw that episode.

Psycho Ward 86
06-15-2010, 09:02 PM
I'm a Ravens fan currently living in Lake Geneva, WI. I was invited here by warden, who thinks I'd get along with you people. There's no other team I hate as well as respect more than the Steelers. This is definitely one of the greatest rivalries in the history of the NFL.

With all that out of the way, Big Ben raped those poor women.:biggrin1:

I'll be damned, I'm from Elkhorn. There's another rivalry for you right there lol