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01-03-2011, 09:06 PM
A guy is sitting out on his porch drinking tea and enjoying the afternoon, when his neighbor, a pretty blond storms out of her house.

She trudges to her mailbox, opens it and peers inside. Slams it shut and storms back into the house.

The guy thinks nothing of it and reads the paper. A moment or two passes and the blond again storms out her house and checks the mail - again she slams it shut and heads back inside.

By the third time she does this, he's got to ask.

"Hey neighbor! What's going on? Are you okay?"

Flustered she responds, "My computer keeps telling me I've got mail."