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siss
12-20-2010, 11:11 AM
Brett Keisel- A beard comb
Ben Roethlisberger-A nose job (Im keeping it G rated here people)
Heath Miller-Some Tylenol
Troy- Some Shampoo
Hines- Ageless pills
JayC
12-20-2010, 11:30 AM
BA-a plane ticket to indonesia
stillers4me
12-20-2010, 11:38 AM
Mike Tomlin - some white shoe polish for those nifty white sneakers.
HometownGal
12-20-2010, 11:59 AM
Big Snack - a loaded XL pizza, 6 dozen of doughnuts and a Diet Pepsi. :heh:

Dick Lebeau - a bottle of Ginkgo Biloba so he can remember how to send in the blitzes in the second halves of games.

Dan Sepulveda - a black and gold g-string. :lust: :eyebrows:
tube517
12-20-2010, 12:06 PM
Sushi - A paper towel dispenser
J. Scott - A healthy Max Starks
Redman - some carries
Manny Sanders - tear off jerseys (ala Greg Pruitt) so DB's won't hold him
Spaeth - Box of Butterfingers candy bars
Tomlin - Blades of grass seeds
Stevenson Sylvester - Tweety Bird toy
Pouncey - his brother at RG
BuddhaBus
12-20-2010, 12:07 PM
James Harrison- an NFL referee tackling dummy (stuffed with a REAL NFL referee!)

Aaron Smith- a healthy playoffs

Troy P.- *see above

Ben- 4 seconds per pass play

Redman- more carries in the redzone

Ike- a can of stickum

James Farrior- a map to the Fountain of Youth

Hines Ward- *see above

The O-line- a left tackle that can block (Essex?)

Mike Wallace- perfectly thrown deep balls
Devilsdancefloor
12-20-2010, 12:39 PM
Ben - a LT to protect his blind side
Spaeth- stick'em
Heath - Some lotion for those soft hands
Sushi - gold shoes
Mendy - Dancing shoes
Sanders - a yellow flag he can drop when he gets mugged
Hines - kimchee
Brown - A suit jacket for downtown brown
Wallace - Air brakes to help him slow down after a long TD pass
Troy - A new cape
Ziggy - roller skates
A Smith- A bionic arm and chest
big snack - gift card for his favorite all you can eat place
Keisel - Beard trimmer
Harrison - The power to make flags disappear or appear when he gets held
Woodley - a swim & spin move
Farrior - Shoes of a lost step
Timmons - A voice to go with his outstanding play
Ike - A pro bowl
Clark - the ablity to not have to leave his feet to make a hard hit
Bmac - man to man cover skills
Gay - same as Bmac
BA- A FB
Lebeau - leather bound night before Christmas
Tomlin - DVD of Hocus Pocus
7SteelGal43
12-20-2010, 02:02 PM
BA-a plane ticket to indonesia

ONE WAY !




Ben: a steady girl so he won't be trying to pick strange in college bars
Texasteel
12-20-2010, 07:21 PM
Big Snack - a loaded XL pizza, 6 dozen of doughnuts and a Diet Pepsi. :heh:

Dick Lebeau - a bottle of Ginkgo Biloba so he can remember how to send in the blitzes in the second halves of games.

Dan Sepulveda - a black and gold g-string. :lust: :eyebrows:


I got to agree. :applaudit::applaudit: I love Lebeau, I like anyone older that me, but he seems to forget over the half time what has been working. We always get into trouble when we stop putting on the pressure. That is the way this team is built, that's the way this team should play.

I'll pass on the Sepulveda part. :dizzy:
HometownGal
12-20-2010, 08:55 PM
I got to agree. :applaudit::applaudit: I love Lebeau, I like anyone older that me, but he seems to forget over the half time what has been working. We always get into trouble when we stop putting on the pressure. That is the way this team is built, that's the way this team should play.

Bingo. Never fix what aint broken. :doh:




I'll pass on the Sepulveda part. :dizzy:

I'll take your part. :rockon: Well - I mean I'll take his part that you're passing on. . . errrr . . nevermind. ;) :heh:
siss
12-20-2010, 10:17 PM
ONE WAY !




Ben: a steady girl so he won't be trying to pick strange in college bars

I'm all for that!!!
RushHard34
12-20-2010, 10:28 PM
Troy - Four Loco
BuddhaBus
12-20-2010, 10:32 PM
I'm all for that!!!

Quick! We need a hose-down smilie, STAT! :chuckle:
siss
12-20-2010, 10:44 PM
Quick! We need a hose-down smilie, STAT! :chuckle:

I didn't say I would do it. I just support the notion of the man settling down!
BuddhaBus
12-20-2010, 10:46 PM
I didn't say I would do it. I just support the notion of the man settling down!

Sure, siss, whatever you say! :wink02:
siss
12-20-2010, 11:26 PM
Sure, siss, whatever you say! :wink02:

Its for the good of the franchise!
Wallace108
12-20-2010, 11:33 PM
Its for the good of the franchise!

That's the problem siss ... we know you're willing to take one for the team. :bananalama:
siss
12-20-2010, 11:38 PM
That's the problem siss ... we know you're willing to take one for the team. :bananalama:

Yep its a scrafice I am willing to make for the Steelers. It benefits the steelers if their franchise QB is settled down and have something to go home to instead of at a bar.

Back on topic:

To the oline- Mike Pouncey