steelreserve
12-12-2010, 04:34 AM
So we were playing the Ravens on a dumb Sunday night
I was hoping we'd see at least one or two fights
A lot was at stake, but most important to me
Was whether the Steelers would cover +3
From the first set of downs, there was trouble a' brewin'
As Ben tried to pass, but got his shit ruined
But what did it matter -- so he broke his nose
He still will get just as much love from the hoes
For most of the first half, things did not go as planned
'cause the offense stood around with their dicks in their hands
But at halftime I knew we'd come back with authority
So I went to the fridge and cracked open a 40
With bottle in mouth and head to the ceiling
As the second half kicked off, I had a good feeling
That no matter what, we'd come back and win
And if not, I'd pass out on a bottle of gin
Then Miller went long and got hit in the head
And I was just hoping that he wasn't dead
But he walked off the field, and although he was stupider
I swear that the guy has balls the size of Jupiter
But regardless of that, we still needed a score
So now's a good time to say that your mother's a whore
And then when it mattered, Flacco dropped back
And Troy cam in and recorded the sack
The ball went flying , and what do you know
We had a first down, with goal to go
With two lousy plays, things looked kind of gloomy
Then Redman said, "Hey guys, why don't you blow me!"
And so just like that, with some skill and some luck,
We showed all the Ravens how bad they must suck
What a game! What a show to start this December
And when we look back,we will always remember
That whenever it counts, Troy will make a big play
And the Patriots suck and Tom Brady is gay.
I was hoping we'd see at least one or two fights
A lot was at stake, but most important to me
Was whether the Steelers would cover +3
From the first set of downs, there was trouble a' brewin'
As Ben tried to pass, but got his shit ruined
But what did it matter -- so he broke his nose
He still will get just as much love from the hoes
For most of the first half, things did not go as planned
'cause the offense stood around with their dicks in their hands
But at halftime I knew we'd come back with authority
So I went to the fridge and cracked open a 40
With bottle in mouth and head to the ceiling
As the second half kicked off, I had a good feeling
That no matter what, we'd come back and win
And if not, I'd pass out on a bottle of gin
Then Miller went long and got hit in the head
And I was just hoping that he wasn't dead
But he walked off the field, and although he was stupider
I swear that the guy has balls the size of Jupiter
But regardless of that, we still needed a score
So now's a good time to say that your mother's a whore
And then when it mattered, Flacco dropped back
And Troy cam in and recorded the sack
The ball went flying , and what do you know
We had a first down, with goal to go
With two lousy plays, things looked kind of gloomy
Then Redman said, "Hey guys, why don't you blow me!"
And so just like that, with some skill and some luck,
We showed all the Ravens how bad they must suck
What a game! What a show to start this December
And when we look back,we will always remember
That whenever it counts, Troy will make a big play
And the Patriots suck and Tom Brady is gay.