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venom
10-30-2010, 11:05 AM
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street.
He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.
A policeman checks the crowd and yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE!"
Out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
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Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest."
I'm not even a Christian.
But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services.
I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."
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The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
He kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
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B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. :wave:

cold-hard-steel
10-30-2010, 11:14 AM
LOL,thats messed up dude.