View Full Version : Suzy's Kittens

10-28-2010, 09:44 AM
A pretty little girl named Suzy was

standing on the
sidewalk in front of her home.

Next to her was a
basket containing a number of tiny

in her hand was a sign announcing


Suddenly a line of big black cars

pulled up beside her. Out of the lead

car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President

Obama. What do you have in the

basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young,

their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with

a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as

he returned to his car, he called his

PR chief and told him about
the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op,

the two men agreed that the

president should return the next day; and
in front of the assembled media,

have the girl talk about her

discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again

standing on the sidewalk with her

basket of "FREE KITTENS," when
another motorcade pulled up,

this time followed by vans from


Cameras and audio equipment

were quickly set up, then Obama

got out of his limo and walked over

to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if

you would tell all my friends out

there what kind of kittens you're
giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said.

"They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president

stammered, "But... but... yesterday,

you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." :coffee:

10-30-2010, 03:00 PM
You forgot to mention they don't like what they're seeing :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
11-01-2010, 03:47 AM
That is a good one.