venom
10-28-2010, 09:44 AM
A pretty little girl named Suzy was
standing on the
sidewalk in front of her home.
Next to her was a
basket containing a number of tiny
creatures;
in her hand was a sign announcing
FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars
pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm President
Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young,
their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with
a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as
he returned to his car, he called his
PR chief and told him about
the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op,
the two men agreed that the
president should return the next day; and
in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her
discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again
standing on the sidewalk with her
basket of "FREE KITTENS," when
another motorcade pulled up,
this time followed by vans from
ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment
were quickly set up, then Obama
got out of his limo and walked over
to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if
you would tell all my friends out
there what kind of kittens you're
giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said.
"They're Republicans."
Taken by surprise, the president
stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." :coffee:
standing on the
sidewalk in front of her home.
Next to her was a
basket containing a number of tiny
creatures;
in her hand was a sign announcing
FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars
pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm President
Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young,
their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with
a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as
he returned to his car, he called his
PR chief and told him about
the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op,
the two men agreed that the
president should return the next day; and
in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her
discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again
standing on the sidewalk with her
basket of "FREE KITTENS," when
another motorcade pulled up,
this time followed by vans from
ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment
were quickly set up, then Obama
got out of his limo and walked over
to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if
you would tell all my friends out
there what kind of kittens you're
giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said.
"They're Republicans."
Taken by surprise, the president
stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." :coffee: