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Merchant
10-12-2010, 11:52 PM
http://sportschump.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ben-roethlisberger-2.jpg

I’m back b1tchessss!! What you smilin’ at Hines?

http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hines_ward.jpg

Dude. I told you that Midgeville chick was gonna snitch :chuckle:

http://www.steelertribute.com/brucearians09.jpg

Enough screwin’ around Ben. Okay.. it’s 3rd and 1. We’re on our 10 yard line. We’re going against the wind. So they’re EXPECTING us to run.. Let’s go 4-wide and hit Wallace deep. What do you think?

http://sportschump.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ben-roethlisberger-2.jpg

I think… Great play call? or greatest play call EVER? Brucey, you is talkin’ loco and I like it.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/06/james-harrison-white-house-dog-attack.jpg

Sounds good to me.

http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hines_ward.jpg

Bro. For the last time.. you’re on DEFENSE.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/06/james-harrison-white-house-dog-attack.jpg

Dude. Did you not see me on that TD in the SuperBowl? I’m like a gazelle.

http://static.steelers.com/MediaContent//2009/06/03/12/Wallace_Mike2_105684.jpg

K guys seriously, the play clock is running down.

http://www.steelertribute.com/brucearians09.jpg

I changed my mind. Hines – you’ll get the hand off on the reverse, then hand it off on the double-reverse to Wallace. Wallace – hit Ben deep on the post!

http://static.steelers.com/MediaContent//2009/06/03/12/Wallace_Mike2_105684.jpg

Uhh, I’m not really comfortable wit— :uhoh:

http://www.steelertribute.com/brucearians09.jpg

Goddamit Mikey just DO IT!

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ed_hoculi_bicep.JPG

Delay of Game – Offense. 5 yard penalty. Repeat 3rd down.

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-tomlin-041108.jpg

BENN!!!!! :yell:
Borski
10-13-2010, 12:49 AM
WIN! That was awesome! Please make more.
Wallace108
10-13-2010, 12:53 AM
:sofunny:
Good job, Merchant!
I agree with Borski ... let's see some more. :thumbsup:
Merchant
10-13-2010, 10:36 AM
Lol kk gimme a bit, I'm at work.
steeldevil
10-13-2010, 10:38 AM
HAHA!! Good stuff.
siss
10-13-2010, 10:54 AM
Why do you have to pic the worst picture of Ben look like a dumb puppy?
Just George
10-13-2010, 10:55 AM
:thumbsup: :applaudit:
wow
stillers4me
10-13-2010, 10:57 AM
We want more! We want more!
SteelMember
10-13-2010, 11:31 AM
:lol: that was great.
Merchant
10-13-2010, 11:58 AM
http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/TroyPolamalu.jpg

Wtf… Where’s James?

http://www.blackvibes.com/images/stories/LaMarr-Woodley.jpg

Foo thought he was on Offense again

http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/166721_casey_hampton_tc.JPG

Troy. You got any more of those Big-Mac’s in your hair? :hungry:

http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/TroyPolamalu.jpg

For the last time, NO!

http://www.everyjoe.com/emqb/files/2009/03/bryant-mcfadden_spchromepix070686-bryant-mcfadden.jpg

What was that, Casey?

http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/166721_casey_hampton_tc.JPG

I said Big-Mac’s. Not B-MAC

http://www.everyjoe.com/emqb/files/2009/03/bryant-mcfadden_spchromepix070686-bryant-mcfadden.jpg

Oh :huh:


http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/26/sports/football/26lebeau/blogSpan.jpg

Focus men. There’s 2 minutes left. We have a 6 point lead.

http://www.blackvibes.com/images/stories/LaMarr-Woodley.jpg

Let’s bring the pressure and put these clowns away, Dick.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/26/sports/football/26lebeau/blogSpan.jpg

NO! That may have worked all game but this is the last two minutes.. Time to bring in something fresh. Let’s rush three... Everyone else – give your man a 20 yard cushion.

http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/166721_casey_hampton_tc.JPG

I dunno Coach, remember what happened last seaso—

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/26/sports/football/26lebeau/blogSpan.jpg


Guys, guys. Relax, I’m in the Hall of Fame. I know what I’m doing over here.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/02/01/obituaries/01brookshier_inline/articleInline-v3.jpg

Flacco, launches it to Mason...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0EShxbTHdIo/SxRLzFHH30I/AAAAAAAACXA/MM0sNlzo1Xo/s1600/09_Bal_MasonTD.jpg

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-tomlin-041108.jpg

:mad2:
Merchant
10-13-2010, 01:44 PM
Why do you have to pic the worst picture of Ben look like a dumb puppy?

What you mean? That pic exemplifies nothing but confidence in him as our leader :chuckle:
siss
10-13-2010, 02:15 PM
What you mean? That pic exemplifies nothing but confidence in him as our leader :chuckle:
Lol...yea okay...good job though, very entertaining!
SMR
10-13-2010, 04:07 PM
Oh man......I'm still rolling from laughter....dang Merchant I sure hope you continue this kind of thing. You got mad skills here! Please continue...........(still laughing).....
SMR
10-13-2010, 04:12 PM
Hey Siss, I really dig your avatar. sweetness!
Nadroj 20
10-13-2010, 05:10 PM
These are great!! I got a good laugh out of both of them
crcsnail
10-13-2010, 05:13 PM
very good :) made me chuckle !!
Count Steeler
10-13-2010, 05:39 PM
Good job Merchant. Good for a laugh.
BPS3akaWirels3
10-13-2010, 05:42 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Steelers are watching... Be nice.. ;)
hotrodder07
10-13-2010, 06:36 PM
Hahaha! Both of those are great! Awesome job, Merchant!
HometownGal
10-13-2010, 07:50 PM
OMG - ROFLMAO!!!!! :rofl: :lol: I'm freakin' crying from laughing so hard! :drink:

You HAVE to continue these every week Merch! :thumbsup:
GoSlash27
10-13-2010, 08:34 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Steelers are watching... Be nice.. ;)

Meh. He hasn't said anything we're not all thinking. :D
BPS3akaWirels3
10-13-2010, 08:37 PM
Meh. He hasn't said anything we're not all thinking. :D

Your thoughts scare me... lol ;)
Merchant
10-13-2010, 09:21 PM
Every week? Golly gosh.. this all too much
BPS3akaWirels3
10-13-2010, 09:22 PM
Every week? Golly gosh.. this all too much

You will be taken care of by the family my son...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDZWzlDMgS_gISb6XCGk3j9zRYtYhkb 1Edcfh2RdTByTPHXNk&t=1&usg=__IkZxMzWqm4P6JcRY66k5komO2fA=
steelerdude15
10-13-2010, 10:53 PM
These were pretty good. :chuckle:
siss
10-13-2010, 11:38 PM
Hey Siss, I really dig your avatar. sweetness!

Thank you!
stillers4me
10-14-2010, 07:54 AM
Any of you guys could do one of these when the whim hits you. :noidea:

If you want to make it an ongoing thread, I'll sticky it. Or we can make it a subforum and each new one can have a thread of it's own.
SteelMember
10-14-2010, 09:01 AM
http://www.steelers-fan.com/Roethlisberger.jpg

Hey. You guys see the ladies in the 3rd row?

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

C'mon man. Seriously?

http://www.theangelwhispers.org/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/AngelPray88.339131529_std.jpg

Now, Ben... We've talked about this.

http://www.intelligentspeculator.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/devil.gif

Don't listen to her.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/84076020.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548892D2619EEE573BC 21D8AC0139C986E05F4593AD03380C4BE30A760B0D811297

Son of a...

http://www.steelers-fan.com/Roethlisberger.jpg

No, Guys. It's my family. They came to watch me play.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/357/160/84652057_display_image.jpg?1282598906

Not even funny, man.

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/roethlisberger/images/benfamily2.JPG

Hey, honey. Good Luck!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0g4s1F8fHCcmw/340x.jpg

Damn. My bad. Hey Mom. Don't worry... I got his back

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID12767/images/resized_Ben_Roethlisberger_6.jpg

But who's that sitting next to them though?


























http://planetill.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ben-Roethlisberger-Accuser-Andrea-McNulty-picture6.jpg

Hey, baby. How's your "cable" doing?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/writers/peter_king/04/18/mmqb/ben-roethlisberger-si.jpg

You have got to be Fuckin' kidding me...
steeldevil
10-14-2010, 09:03 AM
HAHA!!
stillers4me
10-14-2010, 09:05 AM
That's hilarious!!!!! I love these!! To the top of the "stickiness" they go! What can we call this thread?
SteelerSal
10-14-2010, 09:13 AM
Great stuff, merchant and SteelMember!!

I'm laughing at my comp screen reading these and my co-workers think I lost my head. :lol:
stillers4me
10-14-2010, 09:15 AM
BlacknGold Tales???
SteelerSal
10-14-2010, 09:17 AM
BlacknGold Tales???

Sounds good to me....gotta keep them the way they have been, clean and funny.
SteelMember
10-14-2010, 09:20 AM
That's hilarious!!!!! I love these!! To the top of the "stickiness" they go! What can we call this thread?

I think merchants title is good. Maybe shorten it to "In the Huddle".

That may limit the creativity though. :noidea:
SteelerSal
10-14-2010, 09:23 AM
I think merchants title is good. Maybe shorten it to "In the Huddle".

That may limit the creativity though. :noidea:

How about, "In the Huddle", the truth behind the pictures.
stillers4me
10-14-2010, 09:24 AM
When I do it, somehow I'm going to separate them into individual thread. I have to get in a run and then get ready for work. You guys keep brainstorming. I like "In the Huddle" This is such a fun thread!!
Woo Hoo! We have the best members! :whoo:
SteelerSal
10-14-2010, 09:28 AM
When I do it, somehow I'm going to separate them into individual thread. I have to get in a run and then get ready for work. You guys keep brainstorming. I like "In the Huddle" This is such a fun thread!!
Woo Hoo! We have the best members! :whoo:

Yes we do!! :tt03:
stlrtruck
10-14-2010, 10:26 AM
Merch, this are awesome. Keep 'em coming. This may have to be a weekly thing just like the Poems.
kmsteelerwr15
10-14-2010, 11:40 AM
These are great. Keep up the good work!!!
O'Malley
10-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Yes we do!! :tt03:
:drink:
JayC
10-14-2010, 04:03 PM
funny stuff, post some more!
HometownGal
10-14-2010, 06:36 PM
I love the idea of this being ongoing and having its own sub-forum. :thumbsup: Merch and SM - absolutely fookin' hilarious! :rofl: :lol: :thumbsup: I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time - THANK YOU. :lol:
HometownGal
10-14-2010, 06:39 PM
BlacknGold Tales???

How 'bout "Secret Tales of the Black 'N Gold"?
BPS3akaWirels3
10-14-2010, 06:45 PM
"Huddle Time - The untold Black & Gold Secrets"
SMR
10-14-2010, 06:54 PM
How about just "In the Huddle"?? Keep it short. Precise. By the way, good add SteelMember! Let's keep it going. Steelers fans are sure the best on the planet...ahem...Universe! :thumbsup:
Merchant
10-14-2010, 10:09 PM
Whoa.. Stickied. Sweet. I'll make some more soon.
stlrtruck
10-15-2010, 06:45 AM
I'm hoping you have one before Sunday's game.
Merchant
10-15-2010, 07:43 PM
http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Colt. Where are ya son? I need to have a talk with ya.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3433/3717207918_f097eae888_o.jpg

Sup foo?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Well.. I'm not gonna lie to you. You kinda suck. Kinda reallyy suck. But Wallace is hurt. Delhomme is hurt. So you’re in son. You’re starting this Sunday.

http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/44668/colt_mccoy_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

No wayy. Sweeet. Who are we facing?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Pittsburgh.

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_James-Harrison.jpg

Me and you are gonna have a good time, Pumpkin.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

Oh ha-ha. You got me. Good one Man-genius! :uhoh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

Son.. do I look like I’m fukin’ around?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

So you’re telling me this Sunday I’m the rookie starting QB for the Browns in my first game… in Pittsburgh. :huh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

That is correct.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/eric-mangini2jpg-7802f14a966d9a61.jpg

Ah man, he ran off. Where the hell did he go!? :yell:

http://media.cleveland.com/plain-dealer/photo/dcb5d8b5625016c0ba8259edfcf56605.jpg

Terrelle man, you gotta help me. Harrison’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna KILL ME mann

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0001/CF/A9/CFA953CD811026B80F54E9_Large.jpg

Oh well.. no matter how bad I do, somebody out there keeps hiring me :chuckle:
Wallace108
10-15-2010, 07:48 PM
:rofl2:
Another winner!!
So when's the next one? We're waiting, Merchant. :lol:
Merchant
10-15-2010, 07:51 PM
Dude. Can I get a 5 minute break between these? LOL
Wallace108
10-15-2010, 07:59 PM
Dude. Can I get a 5 minute break between these? LOL

No. Now get back to work. :chuckle:
stillers4me
10-15-2010, 08:22 PM
this thread...a classic. :chuckle:
siss
10-15-2010, 08:26 PM
I love it!
crcsnail
10-16-2010, 02:39 AM
superb thread :) keep it going guys :) :)
HometownGal
10-16-2010, 03:37 AM
http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Colt. Where are ya son? I need to have a talk with ya.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3433/3717207918_f097eae888_o.jpg

Sup foo?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Well.. I'm not gonna lie to you. You kinda suck. Kinda reallyy suck. But Wallace is hurt. Delhomme is hurt. So you’re in son. You’re starting this Sunday.

http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/44668/colt_mccoy_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

No wayy. Sweeet. Who are we facing?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Pittsburgh.

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_James-Harrison.jpg

Me and you are gonna have a good time, Pumpkin.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

Oh ha-ha. You got me. Good one Man-genius! :uhoh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

Son.. do I look like I’m fukin’ around?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

So you’re telling me this Sunday I’m the rookie starting QB for the Browns in my first game… in Pittsburgh. :huh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

That is correct.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/eric-mangini2jpg-7802f14a966d9a61.jpg

Ah man, he ran off. Where the hell did he go!? :yell:

http://media.cleveland.com/plain-dealer/photo/dcb5d8b5625016c0ba8259edfcf56605.jpg

Terrelle man, you gotta help me. Harrison’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna KILL ME mann

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0001/CF/A9/CFA953CD811026B80F54E9_Large.jpg

Oh well.. no matter how bad I do, somebody out there keeps hiring me :chuckle:

I knew I should have read this before drinking my morning cup o' Joe - now I have to clean off my computer desk. :rofl: :lol: :thumbsup:

Merch - you're a NATURAL. :lol:
polamalubeast
10-16-2010, 09:19 AM
:applaudit::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
Indo
10-16-2010, 09:16 PM
Dude. Can I get a 5 minute break between these? LOL

Break's Over

Get back to work!

(these are great!)
SMR
10-17-2010, 07:44 AM
http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Colt. Where are ya son? I need to have a talk with ya.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3433/3717207918_f097eae888_o.jpg

Sup foo?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Well.. I'm not gonna lie to you. You kinda suck. Kinda reallyy suck. But Wallace is hurt. Delhomme is hurt. So you’re in son. You’re starting this Sunday.

http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/44668/colt_mccoy_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

No wayy. Sweeet. Who are we facing?

http://theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/eric-mangini.jpg

Pittsburgh.

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_James-Harrison.jpg

Me and you are gonna have a good time, Pumpkin.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

Oh ha-ha. You got me. Good one Man-genius! :uhoh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

Son.. do I look like I’m fukin’ around?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/11/24/colt-mccoy.jpg

So you’re telling me this Sunday I’m the rookie starting QB for the Browns in my first game… in Pittsburgh. :huh:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCIpL1Dtu0x3rM:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/football/nfl/11/25/browns.mangini.ap/Eric-Mangini.jpg&t=1

That is correct.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/eric-mangini2jpg-7802f14a966d9a61.jpg

Ah man, he ran off. Where the hell did he go!? :yell:

http://media.cleveland.com/plain-dealer/photo/dcb5d8b5625016c0ba8259edfcf56605.jpg

Terrelle man, you gotta help me. Harrison’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna KILL ME mann

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0001/CF/A9/CFA953CD811026B80F54E9_Large.jpg

Oh well.. no matter how bad I do, somebody out there keeps hiring me :chuckle:

You want a 5 minute break in between? Heck no, you're too good! No break for you! :heh:
Galax Steeler
10-17-2010, 07:55 AM
Good stuff keep up the good work.
siss
10-19-2010, 08:22 PM
We are waiting for more...
salamander
10-19-2010, 08:36 PM
These are great!!!!!
Merchant
10-20-2010, 12:35 PM
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2010/10/19/1287475212_6988/539w.jpg

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/roger_goodell.jpg

WHAT!? Harrison hurt that poor young man! Ray… Get in here.

http://www.childgameplan.com/images/anderson_ray.jpg

Wuddupp

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/09/17/1190006873_8308.jpg

Did you see what Harrison just did?

http://www.childgameplan.com/images/anderson_ray.jpg

I knoww.. How CRAZY was that hit, bro? It was AWESOME!

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/09/17/1190006873_8308.jpg

Fine him $75,000 immediately.

http://www.childgameplan.com/images/anderson_ray.jpg

I dunno about this one Roger, it looked legit to me. Receivers coming over the middle like that are bound to get hit hard.

http://negativevorp.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/goodell.jpg

‘The fuk you just say?

http://media.komonews.com/images/100806_bill_leavy.jpg

I’m with Ray on this one. I was right there - me and my crew didn’t even flag the play.

http://www.cledawgshome.com/Browns/Images/Browns/massaquoi-st.jpg

It’s cool Roger, I’ll be good. It was a clean hit. I just lowered my head right before I got hit.

http://negativevorp.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/goodell.jpg

One more word out of you guys and I’m giving the Patriots a 3rd round pick!

http://boston.sportsthenandnow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/brady.belichick.jpg

Roge, still on for dinner with me and Tom at 7:00?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/don_banks/05/13/walsh.snaps/t2.goodell.gy.jpg

This isn't the best time Bill..
Galax Steeler
10-21-2010, 03:19 AM
Nice one Merchant keep up the good work.
crcsnail
10-21-2010, 10:42 AM
funny as fook ending to that one :) :) keep em coming :)
siss
10-26-2010, 06:15 PM
Waiting for another one...
SMR
10-26-2010, 06:39 PM
Fantastic job again Merch!
Merchant
10-27-2010, 12:38 AM
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/201010/dianasteelers102410_06_500.jpg

Ah crap…

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/1359561/73420_Steelers_Dolphins_Football.jpg

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/78728174.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA4CA9F0163B0CC8AA B8A7F20528309B32CD046331A587721D

After review, it will be Steelers' ball at the half-yard line.

http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2010/08/02/18/7750586.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.JPG

That’s bullsh1t, bro! I clearly had that ball!

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/p1_ben_pensive.jpg

What are you smoking, dude? I was holding it under the pile and I let go because the ref said it was a TD..

http://www.steelertribute.com/brucearians09.jpg

Ben.. do you think we’ll still have a chance to run a reverse to Wallace when we’re in field goal range with 10 seconds left?

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/p1_ben_pensive.jpg

They’ll be EXPECTING us not to do something so stupid. I love it!

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_Doug-Legursky.jpg

Ladies, ladies.. it was clearly ME and SCOTT who had the ball in that pile-up.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvn8qo0ceIk/RyP5P20SPnI/AAAAAAAAANE/cmANALwYXSU/s320/channingcrowder.jpg

Guys, you’re ALL wrong.

…Yeremiah had the ball.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/70477/712-5785963.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.jpg

Screw you guys, this is my ball. I brought it from home. Gonna put it in my pants… :uhoh:

http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2009/10/04/20/6019608.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.JPG

Yeremiah, Stop! That's our only ball guy!
Wallace108
10-27-2010, 12:48 AM
Ben.. do you think we’ll still have a chance to run a reverse to Wallace when we’re in field goal range with 10 seconds left?
:rofl2:
Good job again, Merchant!
Now you've got a 5-minute break. Then it's back to work. :chuckle:

Seriously though, dude. These are much appreciated. You're doing a hell of a job. :drink:
Galax Steeler
10-27-2010, 03:53 AM
This is some funny stuff keep up the good work.
SMR
10-27-2010, 04:08 PM
You were born for this Merch! :yup:
stillers4me
10-27-2010, 04:49 PM
:thumbsup:
Borski
10-27-2010, 04:53 PM
I have to ask, did you get the idea for this from "PittGirls what their really thinking" posts? they are really funny!
Merchant
10-27-2010, 07:20 PM
I have to ask, did you get the idea for this from "PittGirls what their really thinking" posts? they are really funny!

Nope.. just randomly came to me
steeldevil
10-27-2010, 07:27 PM
man these things are hilarious...
SteelerSal
10-27-2010, 07:34 PM
:rofl2:
Good job again, Merchant!


Seriously though, dude. These are much appreciated. You're doing a hell of a job. :drink:

What Wally said!! These are great. :lol:
stlrtruck
10-28-2010, 11:00 AM
I still believe these should become a bi-weekly installation based on the team's we are about to play. One pre-game and one post-game.

Thurs/Fri - Pre game
Mon/Tues - Post game

Make it happen Merchant!
SMR
10-28-2010, 05:23 PM
I still believe these should become a bi-weekly installation based on the team's we are about to play. One pre-game and one post-game.

Thurs/Fri - Pre game
Mon/Tues - Post game

Make it happen Merchant!

Dat's right! Three more days till we play the Saints. Enjoy your break till then! heh
Galax Steeler
10-29-2010, 03:40 AM
Props to you these things make me laugh my ass off.
Merchant
11-01-2010, 06:22 PM
^Wrong thread?
Merchant
11-10-2010, 12:10 AM
http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/08/csmphoto259255-20090802-zaf-c04-007-Chad-Ochocinco.jpg

LeBeau.. fa’realz playa? Why you gotta do a brotha like that?
You’re rolling double-coverage to me all game.. that ain’t fair homie
Everytime Carson looking at me I got Troy and Ike breathin’down my neck
I needs to help my team.. Come on, Dick!

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/2009/08/large_dick%20lebeau.JPG

…I don’t have a goddamn clue as to what you just said.

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/08/csmphoto259255-20090802-zaf-c04-007-Chad-Ochocinco.jpg

Child, please.

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/2009/08/large_dick%20lebeau.JPG

What child?

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/08/csmphoto259255-20090802-zaf-c04-007-Chad-Ochocinco.jpg

You might as well kiss the baby.

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/2009/08/large_dick%20lebeau.JPG

There’s a child and a baby?

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/08/csmphoto259255-20090802-zaf-c04-007-Chad-Ochocinco.jpg

What? No. It’s just this thing I say. ‘Cause when I step onto the field, it’s good night – you might as well Kiss the Baby.

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/2009/08/large_dick%20lebeau.JPG

Oh… but we won.. and you only had one catch…

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2010/02/20/previews/Chad%20Ochocinco-ALO-112888.jpg

Child, please.

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/sports_impact/2009/08/large_dick%20lebeau.JPG

K it’s easier to just tell you to shut up.
Merchant
11-10-2010, 12:16 AM
http://www.fanway.com/live/images/stories/ben_roethlisberger.jpg

Yo, Hines…

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/02/hines-ward_upiphotos912174-nfl-super-bowl-xlii.jpg

Wuddup?

http://www.fanway.com/live/images/stories/ben_roethlisberger.jpg

Did you hear?

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/02/hines-ward_upiphotos912174-nfl-super-bowl-xlii.jpg

Hear what?

http://www.fanway.com/live/images/stories/ben_roethlisberger.jpg

…We’re #2 in the ESPN POWER RANKINGS!!

http://www.wisdomportal.com/Numbers-86/HinesWard(640x481).jpg

Whattt.. no way!!!

http://www.femalefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/84158710.jpg

Does this mean we’re playing in the Rose Bowl?

http://www.fanway.com/live/images/stories/ben_roethlisberger.jpg

Naw, we still gotta beat out Boise. Those bastards.
Galax Steeler
11-10-2010, 03:30 AM
Good ones Merchant good laugh this morning.
stlrtruck
11-10-2010, 06:47 AM
Nice Merch!

Keep 'em coming.

Can we please get the pre-game one on marsha? Please, please, please!
SMR
11-10-2010, 05:19 PM
ahhh good laughs! Thanks bro!
SteelerSal
11-10-2010, 05:23 PM
Nice Merch!

Keep 'em coming.

Can we please get the pre-game one on marsha? Please, please, please!

Yes this!!!!
siss
11-10-2010, 05:29 PM
Maybe comparing how the media treats Princess Brady Vs the way the media treats our franchise QB.
Count Steeler
11-10-2010, 06:11 PM
Maybe comparing how the media treats Princess Brady Vs the way the media treats our franchise QB.

Or an exchange of words between Harrison and Brady, of course ending in at least a $10,000 fine against Harrison.
Merchant
11-10-2010, 09:09 PM
Nice Merch!

Keep 'em coming.

Can we please get the pre-game one on marsha? Please, please, please!

The pre-game one on marsha? I'm not thinking straight today, who's marsha? lol i'm confused.
stillers4me
11-10-2010, 10:00 PM
Marsha Brady....homecoming queen
Merchant
11-10-2010, 10:07 PM
I'm so lost right now lol.
stillers4me
11-10-2010, 10:12 PM
I'm so lost right now lol.

Marsha Brady. :wink02:

Ok....I'll put you out of your misery because I like you so much.....TOM BRADY!!!!
Merchant
11-10-2010, 10:14 PM
Ohhh.. lol I've never heard anyone call him Marsha before. I was like wtf?
kmsteelerwr15
11-10-2010, 10:31 PM
Merchant, these are great! Keep it up!
Merchant
11-11-2010, 11:32 AM
http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

Yo Brady

http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tom_brady_yankees.jpg

What?

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

I’m coming for you.

http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tom_brady_yankees.jpg

Why.. where we going?

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

Oh.. I think you know where we're going.

http://www.normalmale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tombrady.jpg

The park?

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

Me and you are gonna have a good time pumpkin-pie.

http://www.normalmale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tombrady.jpg

It’s gotta be the park then. I always have a good time there. Can I bring Wes and Danny?

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

You bring whoever you want. I’m bringing all my dogs.. Woodley, Farrior, and Timmons.

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tom-brady.jpg

A dog park!? No wayyy.. I love dog parks. I’m gonna bring ol' Sparky here.

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

…No, that’s not exactly what I mea—

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tom-brady.jpg

Awesome James! This should be swell.. See you then! Gisele says Hi!

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

....
SteelerSal
11-11-2010, 11:42 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
stillers4me
11-11-2010, 05:35 PM
These are so great!!
stillers4me
11-24-2010, 09:08 AM
We need a new one for after the Raiders game..... some great material in that one!!
Merchant
11-24-2010, 10:42 AM
I'm on it...
SteelerSal
11-24-2010, 10:55 AM
I'm on it...

Dude..whats taking you so long?? :lol:

Looking forward to it! :)
Merchant
11-24-2010, 11:27 AM
http://helmet2helmet.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ben-roethlisberger-3.jpg

Yo Seymour…

http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/90755008_richard-seymour.jpg?w=420

What?

http://helmet2helmet.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ben-roethlisberger-3.jpg


..We still going out for ice-cream after the game?

http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/90755008_richard-seymour.jpg?w=420

Obviously.

http://helmet2helmet.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ben-roethlisberger-3.jpg

Shweet.. SHOTGUN.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XrqzdEiaUDg/TOn_WGgNh4I/AAAAAAAAAvM/K6GNJaemwis/s400/RICHARD-SEYMOUR-PUNCH-VIDEO-SEX.jpg

Screw you bro! I called Shotty earlier, you always ride Shotty!

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ben-Roethlisberger.jpg

Man that hurt. What the.. where are the Refs?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/95/l_dd21ebd5c195469fa818fcb1d78c37da.jpg

This other guy in my Fantasy League has Ben and its been absolutely killing me. I say we screw over the Steelers in this one. Raise your hand if you’re with me.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tony-corrente-2007-nfl-week-1-detroit-lions-at-oakland-raiders-36-21-september-9-2007-Y5QaJS.jpg

Unsportsmanlike conduct – calling Shotgun before actually having a clear view of the vehicle – Offense #7. 15 yard penalty. Repeat First Down.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/RvmtqoqkvVI/AAAAAAAALjc/OedPWbQAhfI/s400/Ravens+fan.jpg

Stillers iz paying off DA REFS!!

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__28/ept_sports_nfl_experts-8613204-1290424515.jpg?ymET.HEDvCD9x7jI

Oh it’s on now Bitch.
SteelerSal
11-24-2010, 11:35 AM
:lol:

Love it!! especially Tomlin at the end....great finish.
stillers4me
11-24-2010, 12:13 PM
:lol: :applaudit:
SMR
11-24-2010, 04:26 PM
:applaudit:

Yep, that last pic was the best!! :tt02::tt02:
Galax Steeler
11-25-2010, 06:05 AM
Funny as hell thanks.
Merchant
12-06-2010, 04:56 PM
http://cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bensboot-e1291333001952.jpg?w=420

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Damn, Ben. How’s that foot?

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2010/11/ben-roethlisberger-injury.jpg

It’s THIS big. Oh wait -- foot?
I’ll be fine. Just gotta rub a little dirt on it. Let’s go I-formation, X-Z cross, Y-hitch.

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/84383504.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548A41F9AD80748AFF0 012F668D422F770B1B6E9F9BC3D12A5CE30A760B0D811297

http://thefreshroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/benroethlisberger-550x220.jpg

Hmm.. something feels off. O well, let’s go 4-wide, All-Curl.

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Dude. I think your nose is broken.. Are you sure you can play

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dkAYjn6gU2o/TPxV-pWRbEI/AAAAAAAAJbk/pmCiCcYVFBc/s1600/ben-roethlisberger-nose-photos.jpg

Don’t worry, I got this.

http://www.sportsnewscaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/steeler-and-ravens.jpg

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Damn, Ben. You don’t look too good. Maybe you should sit this next one out..

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20081228/105195.jpg

Is you crazy? I gave the thumbs up. Let’s go split-back, 22-Power.

http://joshtaylorsrow.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ben-roethlisberger.jpg

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Ben!! OMG are you OK?

http://www.drsharma.ca/wp-content/uploads/sharma-obesity-surgery13.jpg

I think he said.. Trips-right, All-Go.
SMR
12-06-2010, 06:17 PM
http://cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bensboot-e1291333001952.jpg?w=420

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Damn, Ben. How’s that foot?

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2010/11/ben-roethlisberger-injury.jpg

It’s THIS big. Oh wait -- foot?
I’ll be fine. Just gotta rub a little dirt on it. Let’s go I-formation, X-Z cross, Y-hitch.

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/84383504.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548A41F9AD80748AFF0 012F668D422F770B1B6E9F9BC3D12A5CE30A760B0D811297

http://thefreshroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/benroethlisberger-550x220.jpg

Hmm.. something feels off. O well, let’s go 4-wide, All-Curl.

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Dude. I think your nose is broken.. Are you sure you can play

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dkAYjn6gU2o/TPxV-pWRbEI/AAAAAAAAJbk/pmCiCcYVFBc/s1600/ben-roethlisberger-nose-photos.jpg

Don’t worry, I got this.

http://www.sportsnewscaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/steeler-and-ravens.jpg

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Damn, Ben. You don’t look too good. Maybe you should sit this next one out..

http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20081228/105195.jpg

Is you crazy? I gave the thumbs up. Let’s go split-back, 22-Power.

http://joshtaylorsrow.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ben-roethlisberger.jpg

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Ben!! OMG are you OK?

http://www.drsharma.ca/wp-content/uploads/sharma-obesity-surgery13.jpg

I think he said.. Trips-right, All-Go.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Is it possible that Merch is getting even funnier?! Oh man, my ribs hurt from laughing...ugh.

Keep it up, bud!
crcsnail
12-07-2010, 01:18 AM
funniest one yet merch . dont know how u think of them? but keep doing it m8ty :)
Galax Steeler
12-07-2010, 03:08 AM
I think this is the best one yet great job.
stillers4me
12-07-2010, 05:02 AM
Best thread ever!! :applaudit:
stlrtruck
12-07-2010, 06:55 AM
nice one merch!
Woodson_DownUnder
12-09-2010, 08:04 PM
Best thread ever!! :applaudit:

I agree wholeheartedly... thanx for the inspiration. The AE network will go nuts when I introduce them to these skits!
Merchant
12-14-2010, 11:24 PM
http://www.tedquarters.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/sancheztacohat1.jpg

Taco Bell, Mark speaking, how can I help you?

http://media.silive.com/advance/price/photo/rex-ryan-raiders-jetsjpg-607a41ba30ef23bc_large.jpg

Oh sorry, I must have the wrong number.

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mark-sanchez.jpg

Rex? No, no. I'm here. I was just... playing a prank! Ha-ha.. I got you! :uhoh:

http://media.silive.com/advance/price/photo/rex-ryan-raiders-jetsjpg-607a41ba30ef23bc_large.jpg

Godammit Mark no screwing around, we got the Steelers this week. Did you watch the game tape?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/mark-sanchez-gq.jpg

If by Watched the game tape, you mean, ran around half naked dressed as a Life-Guard, then Yes.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/11/23/alg_rex_ryan_directs.jpg

You bet your ass that's what I mean.. Good work son. Now here's what I'm thinking on how we're gonna deal with the whole interceptions issue..
Since you seem to be throwing it more to the other teams' players than your own players, we're gonna change Santonio's number from 10 to 43
and throw a long black wig on him. That way we might get a completion.

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mark-sanchez.jpg

Rex you diabolical genius! You've done it again!

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/en_fuego/files/2010/08/Rex-Ryan.jpg

Don't mention it kiddo. I'm gonna get off the bus now and start walking to Heinz Field so I can arrive in time for the game. Did you get that hot dog I asked for?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bfpRkyFviaI/SuTYvt8UkhI/AAAAAAAADf4/5miYqLvr__M/s400/hotdog2.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bfpRkyFviaI/SuTYvtDn5PI/AAAAAAAADfw/Ucz6L2rNsx8/s400/hotdog3.jpg

Whoops.

http://foxboroblog.com/images/stories/jets/rex%20ryan%20the%20blob.jpg

Goddamit Mark!!
Galax Steeler
12-15-2010, 03:37 AM
I like it keep up the good work.
stlrtruck
12-31-2010, 05:41 PM
Hey Merch...you're slacking on us!
Galax Steeler
01-01-2011, 07:31 AM
Hey Merch...you're slacking on us!

Agreed he is getting behind.
stillers4me
01-01-2011, 01:12 PM
OMFG!! I missed that Jets one....Rex Ryan is hilarious!!
Merchant
01-01-2011, 03:17 PM
I'm on it.
Merchant
01-01-2011, 11:16 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/247/239/84572382_display_image.jpg?1275658167

4th and 1, Steelers trying to pull off a Goal Line Stand and here comes Hillis barreling down.

http://pmsports.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/peyton-hillis-browns.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/247/239/84572382_display_image.jpg?1275658167

OMG! He's STOPPED cold! Another team-leading tackle for.. Brett.. Keisel's.. beard :huh:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmcfqfTDAnmRIHkXzw5aTU-PIHgrRZIi0v1RldHJq3DrtM3_iMWA

The beard is almighty my friends. Muahahaha.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/247/239/84572382_display_image.jpg?1275658167

My, my, truely remarkable. Is there anything that beard can't do?


Later on that evening...


http://www.ncwanted.com/asset/2008/02/19/2457449/robbery6-510x383.jpg

Gimme the money or you're dead, lady!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmcfqfTDAnmRIHkXzw5aTU-PIHgrRZIi0v1RldHJq3DrtM3_iMWA

Not so fast, vile villain! The beard shall protect the innocent!


http://www.ncwanted.com/asset/2008/02/19/2457449/robbery6-510x383.jpg

Ah crap, not the beard again...

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r205666_782673.jpg

Thanks, Brett. You've done it again! :salute:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/499311/postkeisel.jpg

Don't thank me. Thank.. THE BEARD.
siss
01-02-2011, 10:17 AM
Thats awesome!
stillers4me
01-02-2011, 10:19 AM
Is that a bird? a plane? It's the Beard!! :lol:
Polamalu Princess
01-02-2011, 10:57 AM
These are way too funny!!!
SMR
01-02-2011, 09:43 PM
The BEARD!! Ha, that was great! Thanx Merch!
Galax Steeler
01-03-2011, 03:21 AM
Good ones.
Craic
01-04-2011, 03:46 PM
Okay, I posted this in the "No Means No" thread, but it got buried pretty fast. Moving it over here so more people can see my attempt to raise to Merchant's level (or even close).


(To borrow from another thread--and with the knowledge that I am far below Merchant in my abilities here-- I still believe a true explanation of the chant (No means No) is due).


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20101226/capt.b23227052f424a99a46e3de7a63ec215-b23227052f424a99a46e3de7a63ec215-0.jpg?x=400&y=300&q=85&sig=kPyZfiS0QlYNXH160_tWZA--

Alright. We got the ball. First drive. No Ints. No Ints. Come on Browns.



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sIeIekVWUHE/TOvvdR06KRI/AAAAAAAAAJM/pbpEMXmusI0/s320/colt-mccoy-qb-of-the-cleveland-browns-181.png

Sure hope this guy doesn't show up.




http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/201101/dianasteelers010211_02_330.jpg

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


http://www.news-herald.com/content/articles/2010/09/20/news/nh30581251.jpg

Wha...... Huh?? Interception AGAIN!!! We said NO INTS.





http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dbcYu3yUGos/0.jpg

Wow, why does our defense look so childlike against them? NO BIG PLAYS NO BIG PLAYS!!!!




http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/d3/fullj.3c0823e06a43f4ed11fd0042894916e0/ap-b842f891fbc5451f9aea68c3092b0f9a.jpg

Wow- is it going to be this easy against the Browns all day???? This is like playing against a Peewee team!


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I dressed like a 16 year old ho for this?!?!?!?




-----a quarter has passed, it is now second quarter.


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I can't even show my face. COME ON. NO INTS.


http://www.morningjournal.com/content/articles/2011/01/03/sports/doc4d20f1a4f39e12498952278.jpg
Colt Mccoy: How did he get THAT BALL?
Clark: You threw it right to me you idiot.



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Are you TRYING to get me fired? Are you all even men???



http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/11/18/alg_resize_browns_fans.jpg

Well, if length is any determination....



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NOT HERE PEOPLE... PLEASE!



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Ok, back on track. NO INTS COLT. YOU HEAR ME!



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fapphoto%2F273577e5-dbe2-4273-a754-0c80e61b44c5.jpg&w=103&h=127 (http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/photos?gameId=310102005&photoId=1039910)

Oh this isn't good, might as well throw it.


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oops.


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We said, NO INTS. NO MEANS NO.


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NO MEANS NO. NO INTS-- NOT THREE


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Come on! There was no place to throw that ball. NO MEANS NO COLT!



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Look at me! I am doing an imitation of Colt McCoy right now. lalala I can't hear you.

(CONTINUED)
Craic
01-04-2011, 03:47 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFRegRFgT0bWUShy7iUeQlqOuHxZ_4C v3ze-o5zbEaR8pkm_n9 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn2.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/645166/73001_browns_steelers_football.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/2010/10/18/1759952/steelers-28-browns-10-week-6-gameball-goes-to&usg=__lvI1u4JhoMo1M8NM0Le0m0Z_M0A=&h=300&w=450&sz=26&hl=en&start=0&sig2=LUPdb1tObSD3iHtTNY93gw&zoom=1&tbnid=BC18yF9PfFFa-M:&tbnh=133&tbnw=180&ei=TUgiTZLTIJS6sAPwwLWTCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBrowns%2BSteelers%2BInterception%26um %3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D859%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=698&vpy=335&dur=1036&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=157&ty=95&oei=TUgiTZLTIJS6sAPwwLWTCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=54&ved=1t:429,r:47,s:0)

Dang, Hines, I thought they were just being classless towards me.
Well, Ben, there are a few here that might be....


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsC62T0yZz_wb1UQhc1GZpFRSIW-jax75-yZH_-b3D3NkmUKC2vQ (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bhamsteelers.com/resources/_wsb_551x441_james_harrison_slams_browns_fan.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bhamsteelers.com/1.html&usg=__8e7JJB5npoRY4skqdTJ-0J1hunc=&h=441&w=551&sz=125&hl=en&start=159&sig2=YrnGzO9TsJlafa6IwRrxYw&zoom=1&tbnid=sHvVt9Nm5W9SxM:&tbnh=171&tbnw=227&ei=OE8iTa-PJpOssAPex7iwAg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DHines%2BWard%2Bbrowns%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D859%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=156&vpy=253&dur=2408&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=95&ty=86&oei=E08iTY3pFJPCsAOoz8STCg&esq=7&page=5&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:159)

Don't worry Ben, I'll take care of those Classless ones.


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_s3hSMhIZAgmXvKfoWsLFWePsAPpOw 6VW5ItVHUWGnfegQusKPQ (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.catsandbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mike_tomlin-pointing.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.catsandbeer.com/sports/mike-tomlins-beard&usg=__Kg7pApcOgHQ51Qg_811uajpxy9k=&h=320&w=400&sz=27&hl=en&start=0&sig2=r5_KS6Y8Ct9w4rTEarO8Ag&zoom=1&tbnid=2VtSKgZwebv1uM:&tbnh=168&tbnw=210&ei=e08iTd7KJYjSsAPIz6SZCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMike%2BTomlin%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa fe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D859%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=635&vpy=127&dur=3046&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=106&ty=76&oei=e08iTd7KJYjSsAPIz6SZCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0)

Hey Harrison, you da man!



00:00 GAME OVER

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ced5DU5t5exZ/x350.jpg

Hey Colt, when the fans yell no, you probably shouldn't throw the pass. No Means No.



http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZ3z0J0-pVax-qzpINtk0m9h8jqqlhTNYhvT02Vx2AoId6cchB (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dlcache.indiatimes.com/imageserve/0gsJ1yD7Lnc7C/x350.jpg&imgrefurl=http://oneclick.indiatimes.com/photo/0gsJ1yD7Lnc7C%3Fq%3DColt%2BMcCoy&usg=__2-JA-Cwkcb--WXOAN6e-zBsnmLk=&h=350&w=335&sz=34&hl=en&start=347&sig2=4T7bUcGDhD4w6oPdjhvilw&zoom=1&tbnid=QPjUq1EuAXbFCM:&tbnh=163&tbnw=156&ei=VlAiTar5EpO6sAOir7GsBA&prev=/images%3Fq%3DColt%2BMccoy%2BBrowns%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D859%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=571&vpy=395&dur=680&hovh=225&hovw=216&tx=90&ty=93&oei=OlAiTYaAIZOssAO_idWMCg&esq=10&page=10&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:347)

So THAT is what they meant. Well, least I got my coach fired.



Browns President Mike Holmgren press conference 1-3-11
(Opening statement)- “Good afternoon everybody. As you know, we are going to make a change with the head coach. I had a chance to meet with Eric (Mangini) this morning. We had a very good but tough conversation. It’s difficult to say the least, but I want to thank him publicly. He and his family for everything they have done as far as the football organization is concerned and also the community. They are wonderful people and I wish them nothing but the best. Our conversation, I think we were very honest with one another. We have established a good relationship and that’s what made it even more difficult. We will begin a search for a new coach immediately. We’ve started the ball rolling a little bit today already. I am not locking myself into any timetable for this. My goal is to find exactly the right person for the job of Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns and who can eventually someday lead us to the championship. That is my only goal.”
Merchant
01-04-2011, 04:50 PM
ahaha nice one Preacher.
SteelerSal
01-06-2011, 07:11 AM
LMAO!! I love these!
SMR
01-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Not bad.
Merchant
01-30-2011, 06:33 PM
Super Bowl Media Day begins...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVLfSMIB7K0/SYC9KCteclI/AAAAAAAASWs/zmqbegfQmYk/s400/SuperBowlMediaDay.jpg

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-on/2011/01/03/jeannine-edwardsx-inset-community.jpg

Ben, this is your third Super Bowl, but you have never faced more adversity than heading into this one.. Do you think your emotions about what happened in the past will have an influence on your performance?

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/684/684836/super-bowl-xl-media-day-20060131061719944-000.jpg

Well, I’m not gonna lie.. This past night I hit up the strip club and was pretty emotional about the shortage of exotic dancers in Dallas. But I have since been told that more are on the way and the problem should be resolved as the game nears, so I’m pretty excited about that, but don't expect it to have a significant impact on my performance.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-on/2011/01/03/jeannine-edwardsx-inset-community.jpg

Ben, you haven’t really delivered the answer the people want to hear…

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/684/684836/super-bowl-xl-media-day-20060131061719944-000.jpg

Oh, sorry… the strippers will be arriving on Thursday at Dallas Gentlemen’s Club between 7:00 and 10:00PM, at which point there’ll be a $19.99 Beer & Lap Dance special.

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/BLD/BLD031/hispanic-male-reporter_~BLD060727.jpg

Thank you Ben for clearing up the stripper issue – many of us were worried. My only question is, how are you able to change outfits so quickly?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slideshows/118/slideshow_11873/display_image.jpg?x=608986

Come on Stan, you know I can’t share that kind of information with you.

http://gridironfans.com/forums/attachments/latest-nfl-headlines/16901d1294914285-mexican-t-v-reporter-ines-sainz-picks-ines-sainz.jpg

Coach Tomlin, can you give us a non-generic answer about the game-plan going into Sunday’s match-up?

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/06/36/32/slideshow_932366_13.jpg

At this juncture, the standard is the standard. We are humbled to be representing the AFC North in this Super Bowl, and acknowledge the talents of our opponent. Thus far, it is what it is, the expectation level is very high. We accept that, and plan on going into hostile territory defending every blade of grass and are excited about this opportunity.

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Brett, there are reports circulating that there is no chin beneath your beard.. only more beard. What is your response to that?

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brett-keisel-beard.jpg

Brett Keisel no longer exists. There is only… THE BEARD.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-on/2011/01/03/jeannine-edwardsx-inset-community.jpg

James, Aaron Rodgers claims that you threatened to quote-unquote “make him your sweet-ass-bitch this Sunday.” Is this true?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1sS0_Z23yU4/0.jpg

Yeah.. me and Rodgers are gonna have a good time this weekend. Isn’t that right, Aaron?

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/aaron-rodgers.jpg

Yessir, Mr. Harrison, sir.


...Please don't hurt me. :behindsofa:

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Mr. Reed, you’re not actually with the Steelers anymore. Many of us are a little confused as to why you are here wearing your Pittsburgh jersey?

http://www.footblog.com/images/jeff_reed_krtphotoslive340928-SPORTS-FBN-SUPE.jpg

Thanks for asking, Stan. I’m very excited about the game. The fans have been great, and I look forward to helping my team out in the kicking game.

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Jeff, you’re completely wasted right now, aren’t you?

http://www.footblog.com/images/jeff_reed_krtphotoslive340928-SPORTS-FBN-SUPE.jpg

Absolutely, Pam.
Galax Steeler
01-30-2011, 08:13 PM
Nice job Merchant
stillers4me
01-30-2011, 09:32 PM
LMAO!!
SMR
01-31-2011, 05:01 PM
Fantastic stuff Merch! ROFL.....
Steelerone67
03-21-2011, 12:17 PM
im like two months late... But no more?
Steelerone67
03-21-2011, 12:18 PM
can i get a roger goodel and d smith one?
Merchant
03-22-2011, 12:10 PM
lol kinda tough to do one in the offseason..
Steelerone67
03-22-2011, 12:22 PM
idk the lock out seems like its a good topic to make one over.... or just goodell is dbag is good topic too!:boink:
SMR
03-23-2011, 05:05 PM
idk the lock out seems like its a good topic to make one over.... or just goodell is dbag is good topic too!:boink:

LOL. Don't pressure Merch. Give Da Man some time, he deserves it so.
Merchant
07-25-2011, 10:33 PM
http://cdn4.benzinga.com/files/goodell.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen… I am pleased to announce that the lockout is over! Football is back!

http://youthrowlikeagirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/William-Gay-Steelers-1.jpg

Wtf… There was a lockout? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

http://fresh2deathdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Tennessee+Titans+v+Pittsburgh+Steelers+BazDgCT113y l.jpg

We didn’t really think it was important to tell players who are gonna be cut.

http://youthrowlikeagirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/William-Gay-Steelers-1.jpg

Say what now?

http://www.hollywoodgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hines-ward.jpg

Alrite well where’s Ben? We don’t have a lot of time, we need to work on some passing drills as soon as possible. He better not be up to some whacky shenanigans again…

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/big-ben-wedding-1.jpg

Ya… About that…

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

Oh come on!

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_Limas-Sweed.jpg

Hey guys! Good news… I’m healthy and ready to go!


http://images.athlonsports.com/d/14073-1/MikeTomlin.jpg

Sweed you better watch-out for that banana peel!

http://www.xflmvp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/injury.jpg

http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/article/2009_Hines_Ward_OAK_0453.jpg

…Really?

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/11/23/previews/Chad%20Ochocinco%20(85)-IOS-016967.jpg

Hey guys, can I play with y’all this year?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

Goddamitt.. Who let Chad in again?
kmsteelerwr15
07-25-2011, 10:48 PM
Another great job!
stillers4me
07-26-2011, 05:21 AM
Gawd, I've missed this thread! :lol:
SMR
07-27-2011, 09:17 PM
ROFL!!!
polamalubeast
09-11-2011, 03:20 PM
tells the player: You sucks
Merchant
09-12-2011, 06:25 PM
Hopefully i'll have some inspiration for the new one after our boys crush the seahawks.
Merchant
09-21-2011, 05:47 PM
http://www.gambling911.com/files/publisher/Dwight-Freeney-020310L_1.jpg?0


VS


http://jamtechnique.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rashard-mendenhall.jpg


Which
Spin-Move
Will

PREVAIL?
Merchant
10-07-2011, 01:07 AM
http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/steelers-tomlin-changesjpg-25f1d584938f1944_large.jpg

Ben.. Come over here son. I wanna have a talk with ya.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/08/500x_20090820brk_mf_benhurt_2_500.jpg

Gimme a minute coach. Walking isn’t the easiest thing these days.

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Listen, Ben. I know you’re in pain. I know our O-Line hasn’t been doing the best job of protecting you this season. But I just wanted to let you know that we’ll be making some changes to improve our pass protection. I present to you.. our two new starting Tackles.

http://picture.yatego.com/images/43e343bc911080.0/1190_pylon_verkehrskegel.jpg http://blog.teamearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/girl-scout.jpg


http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/steelers-tomlin-changesjpg-25f1d584938f1944_large.jpg

This should be a drastic improvement over Jonathan Scott.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/08/500x_20090820brk_mf_benhurt_2_500.jpg

Coach.. that’s a pylon and a girl scout.

http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/steelers-tomlin-changesjpg-25f1d584938f1944_large.jpg

Okay, okay, you’re right. How about this.. We put William Gay at Left Tackle.

http://www.steelersgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Gay.jpg

Don’t worry, Ben. I got you baby!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2009/01/1ben-roethlisberger-injured.jpg

I am so screwed..
XxKnightxX
10-10-2011, 10:06 AM
Hahahahaaha ^^^^^ Oh man Hilarious.
Merchant
11-28-2011, 02:45 PM
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Men. We have the Chiefs this week. I know they’re terrible. I know they have Tyler Palko at Quarterback. But this is a Primetime game, against a bad opponent.. Which can only mean one thing. We have to keep it close.

Bruce. Design a game-plan filled with runs up the middle on 1st and 2nd down. Maybe a couple of those outside-runs and bubble-screens that never work. Just to keep things interesting.

http://wolfpacksteelersfan.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/arians.jpg

Way ahead of ya, Coach. I’ll draw up a nice little Red Zone package with Mewelde Moore just in case we get too close.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/8977801-large.jpg

Excellent.

Wallace, make sure to drop any TD catches in the endzone in case they come your way. And whatever you do.. DON’T snag a long-bomb. Let it go right through your hands for dramatic effect. We wanna make the audience feel interested.

http://answers.bettor.com/images/Articles/thumbs/extralarge/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Mike-Wallace-could-be-a-game-changer-against-the-New-York-Jets-53889.jpg

Got it, Coach. I’ll even grab my head like this to make it seem like I’m really disappointed. Teehee.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/8977801-large.jpg

Thattaboy.

Troy, if we have you back there all game, Palko’s gonna throw 6 picks and it’ll ruin his self-esteem. He’s a nice guy, good to his mother. I don’t wanna be mean, so I’m gonna have you missile into the knees of one of the 290 pounders on their team.

http://racked.com/uploads/2010_8_TroyPolamalu.jpg

Sweet. Gives me a chance to photoshop pictures of myself looking sexy and dramatic.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/8977801-large.jpg

Now don’t worry. I’ve already talked to Dwayne Bowe. If things get a little too close for comfort I’m gonna have him make a pathetic attempt at going for the ball, and hopefully one of our DB’s will come up with the interception.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_L-zHwjWB4/TAFEuibBV0I/AAAAAAAAApA/Or1ZdFdCKHw/s400/Bowe.jpg

Remember our deal, Tomlin. You better buy me ice-cream after the game. AND a banana-strawberry smoothie.

http://media.cleveland.com/startingblocks/photo/8977801-large.jpg

Uhh. Ya. Whatever.
stillers4me
11-28-2011, 04:07 PM
Good job, Merchant! :lol:
SMR
04-20-2012, 09:08 PM
We miss you in this thread Merchant. This season can't come soon enough!!
Merchant
04-22-2012, 11:55 AM
I'm ready. Just waiting.
salamander
04-22-2012, 12:10 PM
How the hell could I forget about this thread?! I missed some good stuff! :lol:
Merchant
09-01-2012, 10:40 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

Okay men. It’s a new season. A new beginning. We’re playing IN Denver again for the 10th straight time for some reason. And finally Wallace is ready to join us.

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Actually, coach. I’ve decided to holdout.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

But you ended your holdout..

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This is a holdout – of the holdout. Check it. I want a 7-year $200 Million contract, or else you ain't seeing this sweet thang on the field Sundays.

http://www.donnan.com/images/TC09_Casey-Hampton.jpg

Mike just sign the goddamn papers before I eat you.

http://www.virtualsportsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dm_111212_nfl_todd_haley_fired.jpg

Focus men. I’m running the show now. Now where’s Brown? We need to run some plays.

http://sportsinvasion.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Antonio-Brown-Steelers.jpg

LOL. Look at me guys. I’m floating.

http://www.virtualsportsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dm_111212_nfl_todd_haley_fired.jpg

Goddamit. Is there anyone taking this season seriously?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_206Vk7BcsTg/S8h_BhIyESI/AAAAAAAABtw/Iu0oB868_Po/s1600/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg

Don’t worry coach. I’ll be there after a few more brews.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134869591cb970c-320wi

You know coach if Ben’s not ready to go I did play a little Quarterback in High School.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

I guess we have no choice. Okay guys, Troy will be the new QB. Hampton you’re in at Running Back since Mendenhall’s injured and Batch is too busy writing philosophical blogs. And Rainey you’ll be at Right Guard until DeCastro heals up.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BMSlPzd9wNo/0.jpg

Say what now?
stillers4me
09-01-2012, 02:06 PM
I love this thread!! :lol:
stillers4me
09-02-2012, 07:37 AM
BUMP IT UP!
siss
09-02-2012, 09:59 AM
We want more, we want more!
bayz101
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
:rofl:
crcsnail
09-02-2012, 12:27 PM
:rofl:
Polamalu Princess
09-02-2012, 01:29 PM
This is a hoot! Love it.
Merchant
09-19-2012, 10:10 PM
http://unlisports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/referee-Jim-Core.jpg?9d7bd4

Hey Ben..

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ben-roethlisberger.jpg

Ya, ref?

http://unlisports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/referee-Jim-Core.jpg?9d7bd4

What’s that thing called again. When one of the players on Offense moves before the ball is snapped?

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ben-roethlisberger.jpg

…You mean a False-Start?

http://unlisports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/referee-Jim-Core.jpg?9d7bd4

Gahh.. Had it on the tip of my tongue. And I roll my fists for the signal, right? Anyways, you guys should have an easy one this week with the Raiders. Can you make it a blowout? I have you on my Fantasy roster.

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ben-roethlisberger.jpg

I don’t know.. I’ll have to run it by Coach T.

http://sportsradiointerviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-tomlin.jpg

Absolutely out of the question. We’re on the road. Against a significantly inferior opponent. You know the drill.. We keep it close, make it interesting for the fans, then meet up with Jeff Reed at the bar.

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/MikeWallace.jpg

Come on coach. I can’t take these nail-biters all the time.

http://sportsradiointerviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-tomlin.jpg

Shut your mouth before I get Rooney to trade you to the Raiders. You're on thin-ice after that little "hold-out" of yours.

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That’d be nice. I got no-one to throw to this Sunday.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.lemondrop.com/media/2010/08/troy-polamalu-hair1.jpg

Don’t worry, Carson. I’ll be catching plenty of your throws :rolleyes:
crcsnail
09-20-2012, 12:23 AM
this thread is awesome . love it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
siss
09-23-2013, 01:02 AM
We need another one of these!
Merchant
11-03-2014, 11:32 PM
Oh wow. Been away for a while and thought I'd visit the forums. Surprised that this thread is still stickied!

Maybe I'll make another one tomorrow. See if I still got it...
bayz101
11-04-2014, 12:24 AM
Oh wow. Been away for a while and thought I'd visit the forums. Surprised that this thread is still stickied!

Maybe I'll make another one tomorrow. See if I still got it...

Oh my God, please...do!
stillers4me
11-04-2014, 05:58 AM
:applaudit:
Merchant
11-04-2014, 12:29 PM
http://667890af24dcf3c4ff75-3c5c7cf439b200c763d8c176f7f8a124.r52.cf2.rackcdn.c om/images/images/6506/photos/large/Mike_Tomlin.png_30c244a55f628789941fc7a50b93567d?1 383600825

Okay Ben… You’ve thrown 6 TDs in back-to-back games against respectable opponents and this week we have the one-win Jets. You know what that means.

http://123107819.r.lightningbase-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ben-Roethlisberger-Cincinnati-Bengals-v-Pittsburgh-og3DL9PPjNQl.jpg

What’s that, coach?

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It means you need to SUCK, but still be good enough to squeak out a win on the road. You see, if we’re TOO good consistently then solid teams will start preparing for us harder and we won’t be able to catch them off-guard. It’s a little something Haley and I learned in Coaching School :wink02:

http://123107819.r.lightningbase-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ben-Roethlisberger-Cincinnati-Bengals-v-Pittsburgh-og3DL9PPjNQl.jpg

I don’t know coach. Isn’t it better to just put in a strong performance week in and week out to re-establish ourselves as a perennial powerhouse and stop giving our fans heart-attacks…?

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No, no. Let’s keep screwing with everybody. It’ll be funny.
Plus if we commit 100% effort every week then our older veterans will run out of energy by season’s end. Harrison barely has enough strength to knit me a scarf after Baltimore.

http://sportschump.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/James-Harrison-Steelers.jpg

Coach I really don’t know how to knit. Shouldn’t I be lifting weights or watching film or something?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

Are you crazy? It’s going to be chilly in New York; if I don’t have that scarf I’ll catch a cold.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PIOv6DwtwAk/0.jpg

Hey Mike, I think I’ve learned my lesson in the doghouse. Can I get back out there?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49925/Mike_Tomlin_3.jpg

What part of “it’s going to be chilly in New York” didn’t you understand? That means the benches have to be warm and that’s where you come in. Don’t let me down son.

https://s.yimg.com/ea/img/-/141103/454087064_1a5e99f-1a5e9fo.jpg

What about me coach?

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Brad, solid throw on that 2-point conversion. In addition to punting duties, you will now also be our backup QB so we can save room on our salary cap by cutting Gradkowski.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/84/c3/84c396e303487e887481257e88c29a5d.png?itok=tZRAjTJo

I’m standing right here Mike.

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Quiet, baldie. Now where’s Brown? I’ve been meaning to ask him why he has such a great stiff arm for a guy his size and why the janitor found a stack of pornography in his locker.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/234/files/2014/03/8047448.jpg

...

http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.3857831.1343158575!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_600/image.jpg

OH. EW. Gross…
fansince'76
11-04-2014, 12:32 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
stillers4me
11-04-2014, 06:08 PM
OMG>>>>>>>>I love these!
Steeldude
11-04-2014, 07:15 PM
Is it just me or does Wing look 13 years old?
Merchant
11-04-2014, 07:17 PM
Good to be back! Haha
salamander
11-04-2014, 07:35 PM
Hahaha! :toofunny:
GBMelBlount
11-04-2014, 07:52 PM
That was awesome!

:applaudit:
Polamalu Princess
11-04-2014, 08:56 PM
:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:
bayz101
11-04-2014, 10:40 PM
:sofunny:
Lady Steel
11-04-2014, 11:08 PM
Now where’s Brown? I’ve been meaning to ask him why he has such a great stiff arm for a guy his size and why the janitor found a stack of pornography in his locker.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/234/files/2014/03/8047448.jpg


LMAO! I about peed myself! :lol: Great job!
Merchant
12-17-2014, 12:11 AM
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Hey Mike, you wanted to see me..?

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Tomlin+Pittsburgh+Steelers+v+Baltimore+N7f_sV 3ZjLAl.jpg

Haley, have a seat. We're riding hot with the league’s #1 Offense right now and I wanted to commend you on a job well done thus far. Be that as it may, we're facing the team that fired you. I wanted to make sure that emotions do not get in the way of the play-calling Sunday.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1003/nfl_g_haley_kh_600x400.jpg

Emotions? What emotions? I’m fine. Not bitter at all that they replaced me with that Walrus-looking goof.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbajd7TX6v1ra90n2o1_500.jpg

Hey! I heard that.

http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/37020/pittsburgh-steelers-offensive-coordinator-todd-haley.jpg

Quiet, you.
As a matter of fact, I have a few tricks up my sleeve for this game...

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Tomlin+Pittsburgh+Steelers+v+Baltimore+N7f_sV 3ZjLAl.jpg

Tricks, eh? Go on, I'm listening.

http://c4241337.r37.cf2.rackcdn.com/05-09-17_todd-haley_original.jpg

Well the way I see it, the Chiefs will be expecting Bell… they’ll be expecting Brown… so now is the perfect time to start… ARCHER and DHB! They’ll never see it coming.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Buffalo+Bills+v+Pittsburgh+Steelers+7TyVFFA_r-Al.jpg

Let me get this straight. You want to replace the hottest back in the league and the NFL’s leading receiver with… two guys who haven’t made a contribution all season?

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/030/040/hi-res-508067141e57632d18f5a2f2a4b8e396_crop_north.jpg?w= 759&h=506&q=75

Precisely. What do you think?

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I think that… is… THE MOST GENIUS THING I’VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY. EVER.
Ben, are you comfortable with this decision?

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/1011/nfl_g_roethlisberger_b1_576.jpg

Huh? Are you guys insane? That makes about as much sense as starting Gradkowski over me because they won’t expect it. I mean, you guys would never do something that stupid, right?

http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/files/2013/01/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Todd-Haley.jpg

…..

http://www.steelersgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Mike-Tomlin.jpg

…..

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Pam+Oliver+Pittsburgh+Steelers+v+Denver+Broncos+e0 R7fCE8G6ml.jpg

And in a bizarre and unexpected twist, backup QB and journeyman Bruce Gradkowski will start for the Steelers this Sunday over Ben Roethlisberger, who has been inexplicably benched, against a desperate Chiefs squad with the playoffs on the line.

http://www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com/clientfiles/image/troy%20palamalu.jpg

I'm getting too old for this shit...
stillers4me
12-17-2014, 05:30 AM
You and me both, Troy! :lol:

Thanks, Merchant! :applaudit:
stillers4me
12-17-2014, 06:20 PM
Bump it!
Merchant
12-26-2014, 12:14 PM
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/810/116/hi-res-73840dc05e35398210270cd0ae3df41b_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75

Men, if we secure this win against the Bengals we will be the AFC North champions. We need to prepare for this as if our lives depended on it. Hence, our practice will be a little different today…

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/Ben-Roethlisberger.jpg

Different how? And why are there all these big empty steel cages outside?

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Tomlin+Pittsburgh+Steelers+Training+Camp+U7Gm GGbmE5wl.jpg

I’m glad you asked. The way I see it, to defeat the Bengals, we must take on a Bengal. Behold...

http://592f46.medialib.glogster.com/media/162f9786086919929143a87ba774f37bfad6be71fe900bd3c4 b36da074af7ce3/bengal-tiger-teeth.jpg


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/86/cf/9c86cfb55c6b79a92abfe56ef2ba0afa.jpg

COACH. That’s a frickin’ TIGER. Are you insane!?

http://athlonsports.com/sites/athlonsports.com/files/styles/article_top_img/public/MikeTomlin_3.jpg?itok=Au7IlLHS

Oh what’s the matter? Haven’t you ever fought a 400-pound jungle cat to the death to mentally prepare for a Football match before?

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/07/15/1373908608000-USP-NFL-Pittsburgh-Steelers-Minicamp-1307261705_4_3.jpg

I’m pretty sure this is against NFL player safety protocol…

http://0.tqn.com/y/football/1/S/T/S/MikeTomlin1a.jpg

OK, OK. What about if you each just punch one of these Bengal kittens?

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/BengalKits.jpg

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/troy-polamalu-hair-09192013.jpg

NO ONE IS PUNCHING A KITTEN.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Buffalo+Bills+v+Pittsburgh+Steelers+7TyVFFA_r-Al.jpg

Okay but for the record, if we lose, I’m going to blame it on you refusing to participate in my practice drills. Bunch of amateurs…
stillers4me
12-26-2014, 12:20 PM
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...........

:lol:
thesteelerdealer
12-27-2014, 07:32 PM
They make fun of Johnny Football ? :thumbdown:
Merchant
12-27-2014, 11:24 PM
They make fun of Johnny Football ? :thumbdown:

Huh?
Lady Steel
12-27-2014, 11:49 PM
They make fun of Johnny Football ? :thumbdown:

:huh:
crcsnail
12-28-2014, 02:05 PM
Great job as always merchant . Nice to see u back :applaudit:
salamander
12-28-2014, 02:32 PM
Awesome as usual!
vasteeler
12-28-2014, 09:18 PM
They make fun of Johnny Football ? :thumbdown:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc
cold-hard-steel
01-02-2015, 08:33 AM
The shit is rockin baby .
Merchant
10-14-2015, 10:34 AM
http://cdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-tomlin.jpg

Gear-up, men. We have Arians coming into town and he’s seeking one thing – Revenge.


http://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2015/08/26/dd0fa8c8517f3b26800f6a7067006032_c0-833-2676-2392_s561x327.jpg?b6749af608e46f974007578ff4661b15 fc6e82d7

Don’t worry, coach. I got this.


http://cdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-tomlin.jpg

Sorry, son. I’m going with my gut this week. Bell, you’re starting at QB over Vick.


http://www.steelers.com/assets/images/imported/PIT/photos/2013-Article/11_November/2013_MINkr_0620_Bell_1_10_article.jpg

Sweet. Can Ben draw me up one of those long-bomb plays to Wheaton too?


http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/12/10/1210-ben-roethlisberger-getty-2-1200x630.jpg

Already two-steps ahead of you…


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LdHOPhcBm6o/UAm2E4mhucI/AAAAAAAAJqE/V3owmBthxqc/s1600/Child+Drawing-1.png

What do you think?


http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/37020/pittsburgh-steelers-offensive-coordinator-todd-haley.jpg

Ben, you mad genius. You’ve done it again! Wish I could come up with plays like that…


http://www.coveringfireflames.com/uploads/4/2/7/3/42737249/3129384_orig.jpg

Guess who’s back bitchessss!?


http://cdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-tomlin.jpg

Good. We need all of the help we can get. Shazier, you back too or what?


https://alltheprettyponies.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/unbreakablesam.jpg

Doc says it’s going to be another 3-4 weeks, coach.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/08d1f5a65666761e408ec0c3e6a7477f/tumblr_mvrtctXDbf1ra90n2o1_500.jpg

God dammit!
86WARD
10-14-2015, 02:03 PM
Lol.
tube517
10-14-2015, 07:46 PM
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Steelman
10-15-2015, 11:53 AM
:lol:
letsgopitt
01-08-2016, 05:22 PM
Mike Mitchell is pro dropping a freestyle
Six Rings
06-01-2019, 07:26 AM
The situation, Steelers up by 3 points midway through the first quarter on their own 20-yard line.


Ben: Okay listen up, listen up, it's 2nd and 1. They are going to expect a run.
Let's try to hit James Washington deep.


A Brown: I'm the team franchise, not a decoy, besides do you want to risk a drop and Berry punt. Hoime can't flip the field.


Ben: AB, you know they are going to double cover you...


*** A Brown, who only has 35 yards for the game in Q3 puts his hands on his hips like the diva he is...***


There is dead air broken by the sound of a Maurkice Pouncey fart.


Ju:Ju That was some nasty shit MO, do that against the wind next time.


Pouncey: Screw that Ben, Todd Haley isn't here anymore. Just QB sneak it, then we'll let Mr. Big Chest do his thing on a cross route over the middle on the next set of downs. We've got 10 seconds left, do it before Tomlin burns yet another time out


Ben: Okay QB sneak on two, break!
Pastrami
12-18-2023, 01:11 PM
What happened to the SU Night Club?