LLT
10-04-2010, 09:55 AM
A Golf Pro, who was known for his arrogance, walks into the clubhouse and announces "I will give $1,000 do anyone here who can beat me at 18 holes today".
The place was silent until one young caddy raised his hand pushed himself through the crowd.
"I'll take that bet". He said "But you have to give me two 'gotchas".
The pro wasnt sure what a 'gotcha" was, but figured it was some small advantage used by amateurs and took the bet.
A few hours later the clubhouse patrons watched the red-faced Pro return to the 19 hole, count out $1,000 from his wallet, and hand it to the smiling caddy.
One of the patrons asked. "How the hell did you lose to that kid"?
"Well, "said the pro. "l was teeing up for the first hole, and as l brought the club down, the jerk walked up behind me and kicked me in the nuts while yelling "Gotcha!"
"So how did you do after that" the patron asked
The Golf Pro scowled. "How the hell would you do, playing 17 more holes....waiting for the second 'gotcha?'"
The place was silent until one young caddy raised his hand pushed himself through the crowd.
"I'll take that bet". He said "But you have to give me two 'gotchas".
The pro wasnt sure what a 'gotcha" was, but figured it was some small advantage used by amateurs and took the bet.
A few hours later the clubhouse patrons watched the red-faced Pro return to the 19 hole, count out $1,000 from his wallet, and hand it to the smiling caddy.
One of the patrons asked. "How the hell did you lose to that kid"?
"Well, "said the pro. "l was teeing up for the first hole, and as l brought the club down, the jerk walked up behind me and kicked me in the nuts while yelling "Gotcha!"
"So how did you do after that" the patron asked
The Golf Pro scowled. "How the hell would you do, playing 17 more holes....waiting for the second 'gotcha?'"