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NJarhead
09-28-2010, 09:32 PM
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH


A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida & goes to a big everything-under-1-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.

The boss liked the kid & gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close & see how you did.'

His 1st day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just 1? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65.'

The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, '1st, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, & he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, & I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. When he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, I took him down to the automotive department & sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'


The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook & you sold him a BOAT & a TRUCK?'


The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, & I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

Butch
09-28-2010, 09:46 PM
:rofl2:Classic.

kmsteelerwr15
09-28-2010, 10:15 PM
:toofunny:

Galax Steeler
09-29-2010, 04:17 AM
Good one.LOL

venom
09-29-2010, 05:51 AM
:lol: