SCENARIO: You're going for a walk in the roughest part of town...

[Merchant]

Which current Steeler do you take with you??

Don't ask me why you're going for a walk - YOU JUST ARE

And don't everyone go picking James Harrison :P

I'll take Aaron Smith.. Just because I don't think ANYONE'S gonna be looking to pick a fight with Aaron Smith :chuckle:

[The Duke]

Hines

They may wanna pick a fight with him, but they'll end up losing

And I'd probably take Spaeth to piss on someone. Literally....

[Borski]

I'll take Troy, He's tough but a cool guy to hang out with too.

[solardave]

BIG SNACK!!! We could stop and grab a bite.

[Galax Steeler]

I would take Ward he is one scrappy dude.

[BuddhaBus]

Kemo. Nobody's gonna mess with that mean-ass looking dude!

[Buckinnuts]

buress at least he carries a GUN! might shoot himself in the process but oh well

[BuddhaBus]

buress at least he carries a GUN! might shoot himself in the process but oh well

We re-signed Burress?

[HometownGal]

Skippy. I'd tell him to pretend the hood rats were paper towel dispensers and watch him go postal on the bad mofos. :clap2: If he got his ass kicked, however, I would be more than willing to nurse his wounds. :eyebrows:

[stillers4me]

LaMarr Woodley. He's use his sack kick to smash someone's face in.

[venom]

Ill take Hines and while hes kicking ass , he will be smiling !!!

[Shoes]

Jeff Reed....after trying to get a towel out of an empty dispenser. :chuckle:

[SteelFever]

Why can't I take Harrison?

Okay, better make it Woodley then.

[LLT]

BIG SNACK!!! We could stop and grab a bite.

...and if we were jumped...we can outrun Big Snack.

(Rule #1: You dont have to be able to outrun the punks....you just have to be able to outrun your fat friend.)

[memphissteelergirl]

Hines....mos' definitely! :wink02:

[LLT]

Hines....mos' definitely! :wink02:

I dont think you understand the question.

Its "If you were going to get jumped in a dark alley"......NOT "who do you want to jump in a dark alley".....

:lol:

[steelerdude15]

I definitely would have James Harrison with me, he'd smash everyone's face in. :chuckle:

[Texasteel]

I would take Ward he is one scrappy dude.

I'd go with Ward as well. There is something about a guy smiling at you while he is kicking the shit out of ya that scares people.

[steelpride12]

Oh Big Snack for sure, I mean he would be tired out after a solid half a punch, but still big son of a bitch!

[memphissteelergirl]

I dont think you understand the question.

Its "If you were going to get jumped in a dark alley"......NOT "who do you want to jump in a dark alley".....

:lol:

Ha. :rolleyes:

I understood the question just fine, thank you very much. Hines is a tough-azz dude. Any WR who can lay out corners like he does....? Please.

And it doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes as well. :eyebrows:

[Wallace108]

Ben, without a doubt. After we whoop some ass, the after party would be AWE-SUUUUUUM. :alcohol:

Too soon? :noidea:

[siss]

Ben, without a doubt. After we whoop some ass, the after party would be AWE-SUUUUUUM. :alcohol:

Too soon? :noidea:
I would have said Ben to...but I don't want him to be accused of anything.So I pick Troy. He looks like a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't want him to do that flying tackle thing on me!

[CPanther95]

Anyone that gets jumped from behind, no matter how big they are, can get messed up before they get a chance to fight back. So I'd pick Troy, because they're most likely gonna think he's my chick and they'll jump me instead. Then Troy can clean house.

[vasteeler]

sorry op im taking james with me

[LLT]

Ha. :rolleyes:

I understood the question just fine, thank you very much. Hines is a tough-azz dude. Any WR who can lay out corners like he does....? Please.

And it doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes as well. :eyebrows:

:toofunny:

[Dino 6 Rings]

Chris Kemoeatu. 6' 3" 344 Lbs.

I don't need him to block for me, just be 6' 3" 344lbs of beef at my side.

[steeldevil]

Hell I would feel pretty comfortable with Sep by my side..... :bounce:

[tube517]

Flozell the Hotel....he'd start the fight too early and beat 'em up before I needed to break a sweat.

[GodfatherofSoul]

Casey Hampton easily. Because I know I can outrun him. Any troublemakers will catch up with him first.

[memphissteelergirl]

Flozell the Hotel....he'd start the fight too early and beat 'em up before I needed to break a sweat.


:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

[Animal Mother]

I'd take Ryan Clark, that dude can lay some mfers out.

[SteelerFanInStl]

Starks because at 6'8" 345 lbs, he's the biggest mofo on the team.

[SMR]

I'm surprised no one mentioned Law Dawg Timmons! I'd take him with me fo' sho!

[Merchant]

No I changed my mind.. I'd take Tomlin because he'd UNLEASH HELL on anyone who tries to mess with us.

[zulater]

I hear Matt Spaeth has some skills if it were a parking lot.:rolleyes:

[XxKnightxX]

Lawrence Timmons without a doubt, hes a beast whos always got an angry quiet face, whos strong and amazingly fast for his size, speed kills.

[Nadroj 20]

Ryan Clark. Hes a cool dude and I think with his mentality on the field hed be awesome in a fight.

[NJarhead]

Does it HAVE to be a Steeler? Because I'd take Adam "Pacman" Jones; he's bound to know everyone in that neighborhood. :chuckle:

Aaron Smith is good, but think pound-for-pound Kemo is the biggest and scrapiest.

[Prouncey53]

Heath Miller. he'd wreck anyone

[CPanther95]

No I changed my mind.. I'd take Tomlin because he'd UNLEASH HELL on anyone who tries to mess with us.

Sure, but could you survive the 3 weeks it would take? :D

[smokin3000gt]

I would take Farrior, then have him bring harrison for him, then troy for him, then ward for him, then big snack and big snack needs protection too so woodley for him...

[Merchant]

I would take Farrior, then have him bring harrison for him, then troy for him, then ward for him, then big snack and big snack needs protection too so woodley for him...

Naw bro you cheated, you're DQ'd

[solardave]

...and if we were jumped...we can outrun Big Snack.

(Rule #1: You dont have to be able to outrun the punks....you just have to be able to outrun your fat friend.)

This is true!LOL.

[BlastFurnace]

I want to take Mike Tomlin. He could talk his way out of any bad situation.

[steeldawg]

Any of the O lineman because at least if they dont win in a fight they can hold the guy till i get away. lol.

[smokin3000gt]

Naw bro you cheated, you're DQ'd

I love dairy queen! :high5:

[The Duke]

I want to take Mike Tomlin. He could talk his way out of any bad situation.

Leave us alone or I'll unleash hell on you! :heh:

[BucInPittsburgh]

You know...if I'm walking around the streets of Homestead at night...I gotta bring my boy Harrison.

[CPanther95]

If I'm going for walks in the roughest part of town, I want James Harrison to knock some sense into me.

[Wallace108]

Leave us alone or I'll unleash hell on you! :heh:

:boink: Only if it's in December. :wink02:

[BlastFurnace]

Leave us alone or I'll unleash hell on you! :heh:

Thrivin & Survivin

[BlastFurnace]

I may try to go through a day at work and use Tomlinisms all day. See what kind of looks I get.

[SMR]

I may try to go through a day at work and use Tomlinisms all day. See what kind of looks I get.

LOL.....I TRIPLE DARN DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Steel MD]

If former Steelers are also candidates, then J Peezy would be my hands down choice. Ray Lewis wouldn't even get off the bus when Porter was calling him out.

[SteelerEmpire]

Ed Reed... I'm pretty decent in martial arts already, and a FG kickers kick is pretty lethal... that's if he has the nerve to stay and fight... lol...

[Steeltreal]

Ed Reed... I'm pretty decent in martial arts already, and a FG kickers kick is pretty lethal... that's if he has the nerve to stay and fight... lol...

Fail?
Are you a Ravens fan in disguise?

[Merchant]

I said CURRENT STEELER and people are listing Adam Jones, Joey Porter, and Ed Reed... smh

[Wallace108]

Ed Reed? http://smiliesftw.com/x/facepalmsmiley1ti3.gif
I'll have to check the COC, but that might be worthy of a ban ...

[SMR]

Ed Reed? http://smiliesftw.com/x/facepalmsmiley1ti3.gif
I'll have to check the COC, but that might be worthy of a ban ...

Ban him already.

On second thought......he might have meant JEFF Reed, not Ed. :noidea:

[Canadian Steeler Nation]

Ill take Jeff Reed after hes had 10 or so Jack and Cokes.

[SteelerEmpire]

Fail?
Are you a Ravens fan in disguise?

Hey. I was on "Earthquake" beer on a Friday night... 'Reed' would understand... lol...

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/06/jeffreed1.jpg

[CPanther95]

Looks like when Jeff Reed beat the shit out of that paper towel holder, the hand dryer fought back.

[SteelerEmpire]

Hey. I was on "Earthquake" beer on a Friday night... 'Reed' would understand... lol...

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/06/jeffreed1.jpg

http://www.biggerboat.net/snowmiser/svh/hmiser.jpg

Hmmmm.

[SteelerEmpire]

http://www.biggerboat.net/snowmiser/svh/hmiser.jpg

Hmmmm.

Anyone remember "Heat Miser" ??