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venom
06-02-2010, 06:33 AM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!":high5:

7SteelGal43
06-02-2010, 09:45 AM
:toofunny: priceless

vasteeler
06-02-2010, 04:35 PM
:rofl2:

salamander
06-02-2010, 04:47 PM
:sofunny::rofl2::toofunny:

BuddhaBus
06-02-2010, 05:40 PM
:toofunny: Heard it before, but still funny!!!!

kmsteelerwr15
06-02-2010, 06:10 PM
:toofunny:

steelerdude15
06-02-2010, 07:50 PM
That is pretty funny. :chuckle:

TatarMongol
06-03-2010, 09:44 AM
Never heard this before. LOL.

klick81
06-03-2010, 10:07 AM
Hahaha!!! This is a good one!

stlrtruck
06-03-2010, 09:20 PM
:bananadoggywow: is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me :bananadoggywow:

Nadroj 20
06-03-2010, 09:36 PM
Oh wow lol.....good one

Galax Steeler
06-05-2010, 04:24 AM
That is funny thanks for sharing.

steelpride12
06-05-2010, 10:39 AM
Haha hilarious I didn't see that coming, good one!

Lady of Steel
06-06-2010, 04:00 PM
:lol:
Thats a good one

Devilsdancefloor
06-09-2010, 07:21 AM
:rofl2::rofl2:

SteelerSal
06-09-2010, 08:08 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I just e-mail blasted my co-workers that one.