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GBMelBlount
07-03-2018, 09:37 AM
The Steelers are going to the playoffs. Feel like I can say that with relative certainty, no? And it gives me the same (fatigued) feeling I get watching Roman Reigns. I'm kind of sick of Roman Reigns. Not because he's terrible or anything. But I've seen it. I would like to see something new. But there is no doubt in my mind right now that he's going to be headlining WrestleMania next April. Again. I know you Steelers marks will decry this comparison and say it's the Patriots who are most like Reigns, but no: The Patriots are John Cena -- the "screw you" champion we have long hated, now sort of admire and respect, but yet still love to see lose in the big championship match. Or game, if you will. But I digress ... The Steelers currently have the second-longest playoff streak at four -- OMG, Roman Reigns has headlined four straight WrestleManias!! -- trailing only the Pats. And like the Patriots, even when the Steelers aren't good, they are good. Pittsburgh hasn't been under the .500 mark since 2003.

So, if I may pull back the curtain here a second ... Some of these pieces can be difficult to write at times. (I'm looking at you, Bengals.) The Steelers make it easy. But since we're required to write one of these pieces for each team, here are five reasons why the Steelers will make the playoffs:

1) Hey, look -- Ben Roethlisberger isn't threatening to retire!

It was refreshing to have an offseason free of Big Ben's retirement musings. I have long perceived Roethlisberger as that friend of yours who will always hit "maybe" on an Evite, even though you know damn well he (or she) is going to attend. He just wants people to beg him to go. Or, in this case, stay. Not this year, though! Roethlisberger is actually really eager to be back at quarterback for the Steelers this year. There are two big reasons why ...

For starters, the team drafted Mason Rudolph as a potential heir apparent. And this really bothered Roethlisberger, who has threatened to make Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers' relationship look like Augustus and Agrippa by comparison. (Ugh, read a book. Fine. Like Woody and Buzz. Happy?) Which is completely ridiculous, because first, don't be a jerk. And second, Roethlisberger clearly isn't immune to injury -- guy's missed some games over the years. Why not aim for a viable backup who could pitch relief and save home-field advantage? Furthermore, Rudolph's a third-round pick. The Steelers drafted value. It's not like they traded up for Josh Rosen. Roethlisberger's anger would be understandable in that scenario. Like if the girlfriend you've threatened to break up with suddenly starts working a lot, then hanging out with her friends (not you) on the weekend and updates her Match profile. That's the time to worry. The Steelers are merely looking up their exes on Facebook to see what they are up to at this point.

The second reason Big Ben's fired up to hit the gridiron? Well ...

2) Randy Fichtner is now the man in Big Ben's ear

The Steelers didn't bring back Todd Haley, promoting longtime quarterbacks coach Randy Fichtner to offensive coordinator. If he's anything like William Fichtner -- the greatest character actor of our generation -- things will be fine. I mean, seriously. It's not like the Steelers grabbed a guy like Matt Nagy or Matt LaFleur or something. Ben wanted a guy who would condone all of his behavior. Like when you're going out to a ballpark and want to hang out with your buddy who isn't going to talk you out of that third chili dog, even though everyone knows damn well you'll inherently be up all night with heartburn. But this is fine. You want Roethlisberger to be happy.

3) You have the best WR in the game -- maybe the best running back, too

Antonio Brown is the best receiver in the NFL. Don't @ me. He's the best receiver I've seen in the last 20 years. Yes, I saw Randy Moss. I'd take Brown over him. I wrote about this extensively here. No need to rehash. But to give you the Cliffs: Brown is better. I'm right. Let's move on.

And then you have Bell. Or at least you figure Bell is going to be in the mix. He's in the middle of a contract dispute at the moment. But we've seen this before. He holds out. You panic. He returns and dominates. Bell has averaged 129 scrimmage yards per game since he entered the NFL in 2013 -- that's the highest figure in NFL history for a guy who's logged at least 50 games. So, if he's not the very best in the game right now, he's at least in the conversation. And for legitimate reasons. I mean, you could have a conversation about the best running back and include Matt Breida. You could do that, but you wouldn't have any credibility. So don't.

4) Morgan Burnett to the rescue!

I'm old enough to remember when Pittsburgh actually had a formidable defense. Seems like so long ago. Yes, I know the Steelers finished in the top 10 in both scoring and total defense last season. They also gave up 45 points to Blake Bortles and Co. in a home playoff loss.

Get the sense that I'm being a little hard on these here Steelers? Well, look: You guys let the Packers win a Super Bowl. I can never forgive you for that.

Speaking of the Packers, though, you did take away Burnett. So that was good. Also good for the Steelers. I found this stat on Pro Football Focus and thought it was pertinent to mention here: Since 2012, Burnett has now racked up a whopping 93 run stops when lined up in the box, which is tied with Kam Chancellor for the most among safeties in that span. Good news for the Steelers, who desperately needed help in the secondary.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000939195/article/five-reasons-why-the-steelers-will-make-the-2018-nfl-playoffs

BlackAndGold
07-03-2018, 10:10 AM
Offense will carry the team to the playoffs.

st33lersguy
07-03-2018, 11:02 AM
The AFC is such a joke right now, they could finish 9-7 and not have a defense and still make the playoffs. This could be a year where an 8-8 team makes it in as a wildcard in the AFC, the conference may be that bad

GBMelBlount
07-03-2018, 11:03 AM
Offense will carry the team to the playoffs.

We will see.

With the acquisition of Burnett and also Edmunds and Allen through the draft (who are both also tackling machines),

it appears that the Steelers have made a commitment to actually tackling opposing players this year...


Also good for the Steelers. I found this stat on Pro Football Focus and thought it was pertinent to mention here:

Since 2012, Burnett has now racked up a whopping 93 run stops when lined up in the box, which is tied with Kam Chancellor for the most among safeties in that span.

Good news for the Steelers, who desperately needed help in the secondary.

Steeldude
07-04-2018, 05:01 PM
More importantly, can Burnett play pass defense.

Devilsdancefloor
07-04-2018, 07:41 PM
More importantly, can Burnett play pass defense.

this!