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venom
09-18-2010, 09:18 AM
An Employee went to see his boss to ask for a raise
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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
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Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
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Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
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Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
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Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
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Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company! :coffee:

steelerdude15
09-19-2010, 02:28 AM
Isn't it the truth.

Galax Steeler
09-19-2010, 08:13 AM
Gotta love it.

Hindes204
09-19-2010, 08:59 AM
Nice