Cris Carter: Big Ben’s a drama queen who needs to lose some weight

[polamalubeast]

Watch the video...

http://www.foxsports.com/watch/first-things-first/video/1039601731936

[AtlantaDan]

I did not even bother clicking it on - this is more FoxSports clickbait (see, e.g. - Bayless, Cowherd & Whitlock)

These hot takes are solely to get someone to click on the page

[GBMelBlount]

After looking at Ben through binoculars at training camp, I mentioned to my wife that he did not appear to be svelte.

She concurred. :chuckle:

[SteelerFanInStl]

Yawn. Think up some new material CC.

[tube517]

Elevator music

[st33lersguy]

Yawn

[Born2Steel]

And we really need him to be thin because..............

[86WARD]

Maybe Carter can still score some coke...I hear that makes you thin...

[Born2Steel]

I hear Ben might get some KR reps.

[tube517]

I hear Ben might get some KR reps.

Ben the KR > Dri Archer :chuckle:

[Steeldude]

When Mike Vick speaks better than you it's time to go back to school, Carter.

All of these shows are moronic at best. I can't even remember the last time I watched any of these shows. It has to be at least 25 years ago. The original buffoons were Chris Berman and TJ Jackson.

[86WARD]

I hear Ben might get some KR reps.

Too fat.

[Born2Steel]

When Mike Vick speaks better than you it's time to go back to school, Carter.

All of these shows are moronic at best. I can't even remember the last time I watched any of these shows. It has to be at least 25 years ago. The original buffoons were Chris Berman and TJ Jackson.

"C'mon Man!"

[teegre]

Maybe Carter can still score some coke...I hear that makes you thin...

When I read the title, I immediately thought of a response similar to yours. Well done.

[DesertSteel]

Maybe Carter can still score some coke...I hear that makes you thin...
Meh... he's just doing his job. Many on here have said worse. He is a drama queen and and probably could drop 10#. That said, we are his family and he's not.

[AtlantaDan]

The original buffoons were Chris Berman and TJ Jackson.

Berman devolved into a clown (I never thought Tom Jackson did) but before highlights were available online and NBC Sunday Night Football pregame took over the Sunday highlights I regarded the Berman/Jackson highlights show between the late afternoon and Sunday night games as must see TV

[Dwinsgames]

All Chris Carter does is ...............................





run his mouth

[lipps83]

Did Carter have his fall guy ready, just in case?

[Iron Steeler]

And we really need him to be thin because..............

Less stress on his joints

[teegre]

Less stress on his joints

Has he got some???
--Le'Veon Bell

[fansince'76]

I did not even bother clicking it on - this is more FoxSports clickbait (see, e.g. - Bayless, Cowherd & Whitlock)

These hot takes are solely to get someone to click on the page

This.

[fansince'76]

All of these shows are moronic at best. I can't even remember the last time I watched any of these shows. It has to be at least 25 years ago. The original buffoons were Chris Berman and TJ Jackson.

Agreed. What finally did it for me with ESPN was their post-SB XL coverage. I never really watched NFL Network to begin with.

And yeah, I thought Berman's shtick was already pretty well played by the late '80s. Jackson never really bothered me either way.

[fansince'76]

Less stress on his joints

LOL - he's not 200-300 lbs overweight.

[SteelerFanInStl]

LOL - he's not 200-300 lbs overweight.

LOL, exactly!

[fansince'76]

LOL, exactly!

Besides, I called this one almost a month ago anyway... :chuckle:


Cue the "ZOMG! BENZ TOO FAT!" posts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGlHmz6VoAApXOz.jpg

[EzraTank]

Carter is right. But F him.

I wish Ben would eat/train like Brady he'd have more rings.

[SteelerFanInStl]

Carter is right. But F him.

I wish Ben would eat/train like Brady he'd have more rings.

And you know that how? I'm sure that it was Ben's fault that the WRs dropped so many passes against the Pats last year and the defense couldn't stop Brady.

[Hawkman]

And you know that how? I'm sure that it was Ben's fault that the WRs dropped so many passes against the Pats last year and the defense couldn't stop Brady.

Agreed. That makes no sense at all.

[Mojouw]

http://upl.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/31111740/Brett-Favre-is-Jacked-STACK.png

Needs to get some of those Favre branded retirement 'roids. Seriously, Favre looks like he has spent his retirement learning how to be a 1700's blacksmith or something.

[pczach]

Wow.....I can't wait until real football starts.......:boom:

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

http://upl.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/31111740/Brett-Favre-is-Jacked-STACK.png

Needs to get some of those Favre branded retirement 'roids. Seriously, Favre looks like he has spent his retirement learning how to be a 1700's blacksmith or something. HGH and he could have took them his whole career since they didn't test for them. Was to busy popping Vic's then playing for the Vikes.

[ALLD]

After looking at Ben through binoculars at training camp, I mentioned to my wife that he did not appear to be svelte.

She concurred. :chuckle:

Maybe Ben is constipated from the off-season and just needs to take a big dump?

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

Maybe Ben is constipated from the off-season and just needs to take a big dump? Nope Carter was right and he is overweight. Was in shape last year and did a lot of cardio. This year think he resorted back to old habits.

[vasteeler]

Good lord you guys. If you think Ben is fat then you don't know the definition of fat. Ben certainly is not fat.

[Hawkman]

Good lord you guys. If you think Ben is fat then you don't know the definition of fat. Ben certainly is not fat.

:rofl2::peace:

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

Good lord you guys. If you think Ben is fat then you don't know the definition of fat. Ben certainly is not fat. There is fat then there is pro athlete overweight. Ben will lose it by November like he usually does.

[steel striker]

Look Ben is a big man and, he is in better shape than most people think.

[Crow-Magnon]

This thread and topic is luda-cris.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself. I've seen that "fat guy" avoid a ton of sacks and throw a TD instead. Keep that in mind.

[Mojouw]

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/editorial/images/images/mdControlled/cms/2011/03/07/704630693.jpg

This sloppy bastard rushed for over 13 thousand yards and 91 touchdowns. Imagine if he would've stayed in shape!

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/editorial/images/images/mdControlled/cms/2011/03/07/704630693.jpg

This sloppy bastard rushed for over 13 thousand yards and 91 touchdowns. Imagine if he would've stayed in shape! He was in fairly good shape his first couple years.

[Mojouw]

It was a joke. I personally don't care what these dudes look like as long as they play well.

Also, the Bus was never a svelte man!

http://www.profootballhof.com/assets/1/17/Bettis_Jerome_AP95091003002.jpg?32089

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

I know it was a joke but was noting he was in pretty darn shape in his prime and a lot of people don't remember that.

[pczach]

The reality is that some guys can just play. Some guys don't have the prototypical body types or builds.

I'll take the freak natural athlete with the weird build and a couple extra pounds any day over the guy with the great physique that can't play.

[tube517]

The reality is that some guys can just play. Some guys don't have the prototypical body types or builds.

I'll take the freak natural athlete with the weird build and a couple extra pounds any day over the guy with the great physique that can't play.

Exactly.

Jack Lambert weighed 218 and played MLB. Levon (Not Le'veon) Kirkland was like 480 yet had great agility and speed for a heavy guy.

[BnG_Hevn]

Watch the video...

http://www.foxsports.com/watch/first-things-first/video/1039601731936

It's true, it's been known since at least 2008. My thing is this, you have to take the good with the bad.

When he drove down and made those ("THE") throw in SB against Arizona, from then on I took the stance of taking the good with the bad.

Is he a drama queen? Yes. Could ANY other QB in the league have done what he did in that SB? I'd say no, at best 1 or 2.

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

Ben is fat and Tom Brady looks like a Ethiopian on whatever vegan type diet Gizz has him on.

[vasteeler]

Ben is fat and Tom Brady looks like a Ethiopian on whatever vegan type diet Gizz has him on.

I'm thinking jizz is the diet... Oh wait, you said gizz

[JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue]

I'm thinking jizz is the diet... Oh wait, you said gizz Haah yep thought the same But use a G.

[katmandu]

I live in Chris Carter's Hometome (Troy, Ohio). I personally know his father and several of his kin. Chris is a complete fukking joke. His kin will tell you so.

Remember, Chris is the "hard-ass" who came from the "streets".... the REAL hood. He's the clown who told Rookies to get a "fall guy". Remember that one ?

Troy is a very quiet, conservative town of about 20,000 people just North of Dayton. The closest thing you'll find to a "Hood" here is a couple old hillbillies smoking weed in their backyards.

I fell off the couch LMFAO when he so proudly claimed, he was from "The hood".

What a clown he is. Not real funny one either.