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Mach1
03-14-2017, 08:38 PM
Dallas, TX 8:45 am

Filed to ESPN this morning, the saga in Dallas with what to do with Tony Romo has finally come to an end. Jerry Jones had made the executive decision last night that they would deal Tony Romo to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Steelers, who are coming off a terrible playoff loss to the Patriots, will enjoy having Tony's veteran mentality in the locker room.

In return for Tony Romo, the Cowboys will receive:

- A pack of Slim Jims

- A coupon code for the NFL Sunday Ticket on DirecTv

- A Landry Jones fat head (Does just as much as real Landry Jones)

- A scratched copy of Madden '16 for PS4

- A Target Gift Card with a balance of $17.34

Tony is expected to be the team's primary clipboard holder and will be tasked with making Gatorade runs for the players who are actually getting playing time. Tony played in exactly 0 games last season and miraculously only threw 7 interceptions.
https://lockerdome.com/thefakeespn/breaking-the-pittsburgh-steelers-have-traded-for-cowboys-qb-tony-romo

:chuckle:

86WARD
03-14-2017, 09:01 PM
Might be posted in the wrong forum as it shows up on the Twitter feed...lol.

salamander
03-14-2017, 09:48 PM
Yeah, I saw it on Twitter and was like whaaaaaaat