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st33lersguy
02-08-2017, 11:15 PM
Hello, I wanted to add to the beatdown thread and thought I would do it with some jokes about the black and orange striped kitty cats from Cincinnati and their chili scarfing fans

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If you complain about Steelers fans living in past when bringing up their 6 rings but keep bringing up Carson Palmer's knee in the playoff game: You might be a Bengals fan


If you call the Steelers a dirty team but constantly defend Vontaze Burfict every opportunity you get: You might be a Bengals fan


Q: Is that the Bengals playing or the Mean Machine from the Longest Yard?
A: What's the difference?


Q: What does Marvin Lewis and my grandmother have in common?
A: They both have the same number of career playoff wins


Q: What's the difference between an Andy Dalton-led playoff win and Bigfoot riding on a flying unicorn
A: Bigfoot riding on a flying unicorn is more realistic


Q: What does a Bengal player do before playing in a divisional round game?
A: He puts the Madden disc into the WiiU

smokin3000gt
02-09-2017, 12:02 AM
:chuckle: