View Full Version : Cincinnati Kittycat jokes

02-08-2017, 11:15 PM
Hello, I wanted to add to the beatdown thread and thought I would do it with some jokes about the black and orange striped kitty cats from Cincinnati and their chili scarfing fans


If you complain about Steelers fans living in past when bringing up their 6 rings but keep bringing up Carson Palmer's knee in the playoff game: You might be a Bengals fan

If you call the Steelers a dirty team but constantly defend Vontaze Burfict every opportunity you get: You might be a Bengals fan

Q: Is that the Bengals playing or the Mean Machine from the Longest Yard?
A: What's the difference?

Q: What does Marvin Lewis and my grandmother have in common?
A: They both have the same number of career playoff wins

Q: What's the difference between an Andy Dalton-led playoff win and Bigfoot riding on a flying unicorn
A: Bigfoot riding on a flying unicorn is more realistic

Q: What does a Bengal player do before playing in a divisional round game?
A: He puts the Madden disc into the WiiU

02-09-2017, 12:02 AM