TPOP: An Ode to the Bengals

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Here is my latest article for The Point of Pittsburgh. It is in response to the Bengals players and their fines, whining (again) about the refs.

An Ode to the Bengals
by Tiger Rowan

BengalGirl5150 rumbles,
Cincinnati was stinking up the joint;
But, but, but… “Tyler Boyd did not fumble.”
Ugh, you are completely missing the point.

Big Ben missed on four possible touchdowns;
Those errors are what kept your team alive.
Or else, you would have been run out of town,
By an additional twenty plus five.

Ben missed one to Rogers, missed one to Brown;
And, another two missed touchdowns to Coates.
Keep focusing on Boyd’s knee on the ground,
While DeAngelo rams it down your throats.

Simply, keep whining and blaming the refs,
Because, truly, it is what you do best.

Read more:
http://www.thepointofpittsburgh.com/an-ode-to-the-bengals/

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That hit.
The hit on BB.
AB getting tackled in the end-zone.

There are a plethora of missed calls.

But, even if the calls were all even, except for the Boyd fumble, the Bungals STILL had to score a touchdown AND get the two-point conversion. Furthermore, what the Bengals should truly be focusing on is their deplorable secondary: if BB was healthy (no diarrhea), he completes those four passes.... and scores 7 TDs on them.

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That hit.
The hit on BB.
AB getting tackled in the end-zone.

There are a plethora of missed calls.

But, even if the calls were all even, except for the Boyd fumble, the Bungals STILL had to score a touchdown AND get the two-point conversion. Furthermore, what the Bengals should truly be focusing on is their deplorable secondary: if BB was healthy (no diarrhea), he completes those four passes.... and scores 7 TDs on them.

And the many times that Shazier was tackled. Bungle fans are just completely clueless.

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And the many times that Shazier was tackled. Bungle fans are just completely clueless.

It's the James Harrison rule:
O-linemen are allowed to do anything they want in order to stop JH (or RS), because the O-linemen are severely outmatched.