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siss
09-08-2010, 02:33 PM
Lets have a little fun.

Ben is our starter. We all agree. How confident are you? HTG says she will dance naked if Ben isn't the starter. I will bet the apple of my eye or the first born. So how confident are you.
Would you bet your wife, kid, house, job your reputation or would you simple dance naked with HTG????

Lets make a list
HTG: Dance naked in the street
Siss: The first born
stlrtruck: the truck
BuddhaBus: If Ben is not the starter in week 6, barring any accident or family tragedy, I will allow Tim Lumber to have his way with me
cold-hard-steel: I'd dance naked with HTG
Steeldevil: I bet my state title rings on it.
Mach1: I'd bet my Mach!!!!
X-Terminator: will bet my shiny new HDTV
Kaeg: dance naked
Chidi29: I'll bet Tomlin's job.
Devilsdancefloor: i bet buddha & wallaces beer money for a month
Animal mother: I will set fire to my house.
Stlrs4Life: will no longer say Republicans are.......................les.
BigBenfn7: I will give up one of my dog's legs.



THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALLLLLL!

stlrtruck
09-08-2010, 02:55 PM
I'd bet THE TRUCK on it.

BuddhaBus
09-08-2010, 03:02 PM
If Ben is not the starter in week 6, barring any accident or family tragedy, I will allow Tim Lumber to have his way with me. Now... you know I'm layin' it all on the line here Ben so... DO NOT F*@k THIS UP BENNY! I DON'T WANNA BE THE MEAT IN A LUMBER/MOKO/OWL-DOG/STEVE/FARM ANIMAL K-Y JELLY STEW!!!!! :pray: :nervous: :horror: :uhoh:

cold-hard-steel
09-08-2010, 04:09 PM
I'd dance naked with HTG,well at least i would watch her dance naked.You think i'm a fool? Hell yeah, i would PAY to see that! Then she would be able to slap me in person too. Kill two birds with one stone! LOL Or she could kick me in my hiney! Either way i would be honored.

siss
09-08-2010, 04:14 PM
Nope your dancing naked with HTG!

steeldevil
09-08-2010, 04:31 PM
I bet my state title rings on it. This is voided if Ben messes up again and does not start because of his own doing though.

siss
09-08-2010, 04:38 PM
I bet my state title rings on it. This is voided if Ben messes up again and does not start because of his own doing though.

Oh thats a given...all bets are off if Ben does anything stupid!

GoSlash27
09-08-2010, 05:00 PM
I demand that all bets be honored if Ben does something stupid. It's not like you folks didn't realize that it was a possibility...

Mach1
09-08-2010, 05:03 PM
I'd bet my Mach!!!!

Offer void from stupidity, of course.

siss
09-08-2010, 05:15 PM
I demand that all bets be honored if Ben does something stupid. It's not like you folks didn't realize that it was a possibility...
If Ben does anything stupid between now and his suspension being up, he will lose a lot more then his job. I will be the first person in line to beat him with a wet noodle!

GoSlash27
09-08-2010, 05:20 PM
If Ben does anything stupid between now and his suspension being up, he will lose a lot more then his job. I will be the first person in line to beat him with a wet noodle!

That's a poor trade for your first born.
/I'm pullin' for ya.

cold-hard-steel
09-08-2010, 05:43 PM
If Ben does anything stupid between now and his suspension being up, he will lose a lot more then his job. I will be the first person in line to beat him with a wet noodle!

sorry lil darlin,but if he did something that stupid,you would need something heavier than a wet noodle.......bull whip come to mind?

siss
09-08-2010, 05:57 PM
sorry lil darlin,but if he did something that stupid,you would need something heavier than a wet noodle.......bull whip come to mind?
Hmmm good point!

X-Terminator
09-08-2010, 06:04 PM
I will bet my shiny new HDTV, which for me would be like giving up your first born! :lol:

Borski
09-08-2010, 06:07 PM
Who receives these bets? If no one has been selected yet I would gladly accept them

Kaeg
09-08-2010, 06:15 PM
I know this is quite a risk for me, but I will dance naked with Megan Fox. I swear I will honor my bet if she lets me.

siss
09-08-2010, 06:33 PM
Who receives these bets? If no one has been selected yet I would gladly accept them

Im starting to get a little nervous betting the first born...maybe I should go with the husband...you can have my husband and I will keep the future of the Steelers linebacking core with me and make sure he is raised right!

BuddhaBus
09-08-2010, 07:09 PM
Im starting to get a little nervous betting the first born...maybe I should go with the husband...you can have my husband and I will keep the future of the Steelers linebacking core with me and make sure he is raised right!

You're already welching, siss! :nono:

I have more to lose than any of you! :heh:

GoSlash27
09-08-2010, 07:12 PM
That's cool and all, but we don't want your hubby :p

siss
09-08-2010, 07:25 PM
You're already welching, siss! :nono:

I have more to lose than any of you! :heh:
I guess you are putting more on the line then I am. I wager my original bet...the first born and future of the steelers linebacking core!

BuddhaBus
09-08-2010, 07:27 PM
I guess you are putting more on the line then I am. I wager my original bet...the first born and future of the steelers linebacking core!

:rofl2:

SMR
09-08-2010, 07:47 PM
I guess you are putting more on the line then I am. I wager my original bet...the first born and future of the steelers linebacking core!

:alcohol:

Chidi29
09-08-2010, 09:41 PM
I'll bet Tomlin's job. :grin:

stlrtruck
09-09-2010, 06:31 AM
I guess you are putting more on the line then I am. I wager my original bet...the first born and future of the steelers linebacking core!

we promise that if he, for whatever reason, doesn't become the future of the LB core for the Steelers that we'll teach him to drink like a Steelers Fan!! :tt03::alcohol:

SirHulka
09-09-2010, 07:08 AM
I'll dance in the streets.:whoo:

siss
09-09-2010, 08:34 AM
we promise that if he, for whatever reason, doesn't become the future of the LB core for the Steelers that we'll teach him to drink like a Steelers Fan!! :tt03::alcohol:

Every mothers dream...

Ben don't screw up...or a wet noodle will be the least of your worries!

SirHulka
09-09-2010, 08:40 AM
If he does screw up, it may be BECAUSE of a 'wet noodle' if ya know what I mean.

siss
09-09-2010, 12:48 PM
I'll dance in the streets.:whoo:

Im sure you will!

Animal Mother
09-09-2010, 03:36 PM
If Ben isn't the starter I will set fire to my house.

Stlrs4Life
09-09-2010, 03:40 PM
How confident? I will no longer say Republicans are.......................les.

Devilsdancefloor
09-09-2010, 03:44 PM
i bet buddha & wallaces beer money for a month

BuddhaBus
09-09-2010, 04:10 PM
i bet buddha & wallaces beer money for a month

THAT is a lot of cheddar right there! :jawdrop2:



















P.S.- You're not takin' MY beer money, ya bastich! :nono: :alcoholic:

Devilsdancefloor
09-09-2010, 04:18 PM
THAT is a lot of cheddar right there! :jawdrop2:



















P.S.- You're not takin' MY beer money, ya bastich! :nono: :alcoholic:

i prefer fargin icehole thank you! :heh:

BuddhaBus
09-09-2010, 04:36 PM
i prefer fargin icehole thank you! :heh:

I wouldn't give you the satisfaction, you fargin' icehole!

CRAP! I've really gotta start thinking before I type! :heh:

BigBenFn7
09-09-2010, 09:29 PM
I will give up one of my dog's legs. He can live with three!

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 06:51 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALLLLLL!

I sure as hell hope not, considering DDF is wagering with my and Buddha's beer money! :boxing:

I'll bet DDF. If I win, we get Ben. If I lose, we get rid of DDF for wagering with our beer money. It's a win-win situation. :chuckle:

(And I can't believe Buddha didn't get DDF's Johnny Dangerously reference).

stlrtruck
09-10-2010, 08:52 AM
Well sense we are starting to bet other people's stuff....

I also want to wager all of Buddha's high scores in the arcade, and Obama's testicles (I mean his wife has to have them in a jar somewhere)!

siss
09-10-2010, 08:54 AM
I sure as hell hope not, considering DDF is wagering with my and Buddha's beer money! :boxing:

I'll bet DDF. If I win, we get Ben. If I lose, we get rid of DDF for wagering with our beer money. It's a win-win situation. :chuckle:

(And I can't believe Buddha didn't get DDF's Johnny Dangerously reference).
Nobody gets Ben but me...so I can have my way with him!

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 02:24 PM
Well sense we are starting to bet other people's stuff....

I also want to wager all of Buddha's high scores in the arcade, and Obama's testicles (I mean his wife has to have them in a jar somewhere)!

That's the only way you'll ever get them, truck! :pop2: :boink: :lol:




P.S.- I mean testicles. :heh:

stlrtruck
09-10-2010, 03:17 PM
That's the only way you'll ever get them, truck! :pop2: :boink: :lol:




P.S.- I mean testicles. :heh:

How's that Burger Time score coming?

Pacman should be mine within a week!

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 03:20 PM
How's that Burger Time score coming?

Pacman should be mine within a week!

Haven't made any attempts yet, you thread hijacker. :heh:

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 04:19 PM
Nobody gets Ben but me...so I can have my way with him!

Control yourself! :buttkick:

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 04:23 PM
Hey, Wallace! What are you wagering anyway? :pop2:

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 04:27 PM
Hey, Wallace! What are you wagering anyway? :pop2:

Did you miss my post? I'm wagering DDF. :chuckle:

siss
09-10-2010, 04:33 PM
Control yourself! :buttkick:

I thought we agreed that it would be best if I had him...you know for the team and all that! Keep him out of trouble!

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 04:44 PM
Did you miss my post? I'm wagering DDF. :chuckle:

My bad! I'm "forgetful" sometimes.

siss
09-10-2010, 04:48 PM
My bad! I'm "forgetful" sometimes.
No your drunk!

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 04:49 PM
My bad! I'm "forgetful" sometimes.

Like I told you ... that's what happens when you get too much blood in your alcohol system!! DDF is putting your health at risk. :sick:

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 04:52 PM
I thought we agreed that it would be best if I had him...you know for the team and all that! Keep him out of trouble!

Your job is to keep US out of trouble ... and you're not doing such a good job. :doh2:

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 05:00 PM
Your job is to keep US out of trouble

It is? I thought it was to get us beers and make us sammiches? :huh: :heh:

siss
09-10-2010, 05:07 PM
Your job is to keep US out of trouble ... and you're not doing such a good job. :doh2:

Do you think your wife would agree to the method I plan on using on Ben????
:bananadoggywow:
Didn't think so!

siss
09-10-2010, 05:11 PM
It is? I thought it was to get us beers and make us sammiches? :huh: :heh:

I don't see the trash taken out or the dishes done!
:whip:

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 05:13 PM
I don't see the trash taken out or the dishes done!
:whip:



dishes:monkey:

siss
09-10-2010, 05:15 PM
dishes:monkey:

And thats WHY your not getting any of my cooking!

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 05:16 PM
And thats WHY your not getting any of my cooking!

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 05:19 PM
Do you think your wife would agree to the method I plan on using on Ben????
:bananadoggywow:
Didn't think so!

What have we done to sweet, innocent siss? :doh2:

BuddhaBus
09-10-2010, 05:22 PM
What have we done to sweet, innocent siss? :doh2:

What? This isn't part of the plan? :hmm:

Devilsdancefloor
09-10-2010, 05:49 PM
So how much am i wager with yer beer money boys? Plus i didnt realize anyone of us here was innocent.

But if i dont have to give it up you can just pay me anyway, but i do not accept 5 packs or 11 packs of any beer. I also do not accept any kind of beer that you can pick up and see through it so no bud or anything like that. I may suggest a good shiner beer black ,heffe or boch will do gentlemen. It is for a good cause think about you give your liver a month break and you make a new drinking buddy in the process :heh:

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 10:10 PM
So how much am i wager with yer beer money boys?

My and Buddha's monthly beer tab is probably equivalent to some small countries' GNP.


Plus i didnt realize anyone of us here was innocent.

There are a few ... but their numbers are dwindling.


But if i dont have to give it up you can just pay me anyway, but i do not accept 5 packs or 11 packs of any beer.

I'd share my brew with you anytime, bro. But you have to supply the wings. :hungry:

Devilsdancefloor
09-10-2010, 10:19 PM
i can do the wings for sure, but i dont do girl wings! only extra hot the kind that remind you what you ate the next morning

Wallace108
09-10-2010, 10:30 PM
i can do the wings for sure, but i dont do girl wings! only extra hot the kind that remind you what you ate the next morning

Girl wings ... :lol:
My wife won't eat anything other than barbecue ... drives me nuts. I like 'em hot (but not so hot that you can't taste anything for a week).

siss
09-11-2010, 12:38 PM
This page got hijacked!

I thought for sure someone would put their wife up as collateral...glad to here they didn't!

siss
10-06-2010, 03:07 PM
Sure am happy I get to keep the future of the Steelers linebacking core!
:rolleyes:

7SteelGal43
10-06-2010, 04:03 PM
if Ben isn't the starter...


I'll bet 95% of the bets won't be made good on :chuckle:

BPS3akaWirels3
10-06-2010, 04:09 PM
I bet my shiny Super Bowl 43 ring..

Wallace108
10-06-2010, 04:49 PM
Sure am happy I get to keep the future of the Steelers linebacking core!
:rolleyes:

More importantly, me and Buddha get to keep our beer money. :chuckle: