Schadenfreude - Some posts from Bengals Messageboard

[ETL]

BEFORE THE GAME:

“NO WAY! We are NOT going ONE AND DONE in the playoffs.
Not this year. Not in The Jungle. Not against these assholes!
WHO DEY!!!”

“Agreed! We've got this.”

“I'm not one for swearing on-line, but burfict needs to punch all of those mother f*****s in the d**k. WHO-DEY!”

4 HOURS LATER:

“Birthdefect and PacMan snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.”

“I'm done with this mofo.(Hill)
He just cost us the game, I can't believe it. You had one job Hill. protect the football.
He cost us the playoff win we have been wanting for 25 years. He and Burfict are my least favorite bengals of all time now.”

“Id rather get rid of Burfict”

“Here it is all you homer's protecting Marvin, calling people out for being negative, calling people names........WHAT NOW?????????
WORST FUKKING COLLAPSE EVER!!!! NO CONTROL OVER HIS PLAYERS WHATSOEVER!!!!!
0-7 NFL RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Birthdefect and Pacman should be shot and dropped in the river.”

“Marvin should be fired ASAP. Burfict kicked out of football and Pac Man retire.”

“Having it so close and yanked away is worse than getting smoked. This was pretty pathetic showing of composure & discipline”

“Excuse me while I go drink poison”

“If Marvin Lewis isn't fired this is a joke. Continuing to allow Burfict and others have the complete lack of discipline and be allowed to continually hurt the team is inexcusable. He has never had control of the team. He is a complete joke. Burfict must go, jones must go, hill must go.”

[Shoes]

BEFORE THE GAME:

“NO WAY! We are NOT going ONE AND DONE in the playoffs.
Not this year. Not in The Jungle. Not against these assholes!
WHO DEY!!!”

“Agreed! We've got this.”

“I'm not one for swearing on-line, but burfict needs to punch all of those mother f*****s in the d**k. WHO-DEY!”

4 HOURS LATER:

“Birthdefect and PacMan snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.”

“I'm done with this mofo.(Hill)
He just cost us the game, I can't believe it. You had one job Hill. protect the football.
He cost us the playoff win we have been wanting for 25 years. He and Burfict are my least favorite bengals of all time now.”

“Id rather get rid of Burfict”

“Here it is all you homer's protecting Marvin, calling people out for being negative, calling people names........WHAT NOW?????????
WORST FUKKING COLLAPSE EVER!!!! NO CONTROL OVER HIS PLAYERS WHATSOEVER!!!!!
0-7 NFL RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Birthdefect and Pacman should be shot and dropped in the river.”

“Marvin should be fired ASAP. Burfict kicked out of football and Pac Man retire.”

“Having it so close and yanked away is worse than getting smoked. This was pretty pathetic showing of composure & discipline”

“Excuse me while I go drink poison”

“If Marvin Lewis isn't fired this is a joke. Continuing to allow Burfict and others have the complete lack of discipline and be allowed to continually hurt the team is inexcusable. He has never had control of the team. He is a complete joke. Burfict must go, jones must go, hill must go.”


:chuckle:

[Edman]

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You're welcome.

[86WARD]

LMAO!

[tube517]

:rofl2:

[zoneblitzerII]

Birthdefect. That's pretty good.

[stillers4me]

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[Steel Peon]

BEFORE THE GAME:

“NO WAY! We are NOT going ONE AND DONE in the playoffs.
Not this year. Not in The Jungle. Not against these assholes!
WHO DEY!!!”

“Agreed! We've got this.”

“I'm not one for swearing on-line, but burfict needs to punch all of those mother f*****s in the d**k. WHO-DEY!”

4 HOURS LATER:

“Birthdefect and PacMan snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.”

“I'm done with this mofo.(Hill)
He just cost us the game, I can't believe it. You had one job Hill. protect the football.
He cost us the playoff win we have been wanting for 25 years. He and Burfict are my least favorite bengals of all time now.”

“Id rather get rid of Burfict”

“Here it is all you homer's protecting Marvin, calling people out for being negative, calling people names........WHAT NOW?????????
WORST FUKKING COLLAPSE EVER!!!! NO CONTROL OVER HIS PLAYERS WHATSOEVER!!!!!
0-7 NFL RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Birthdefect and Pacman should be shot and dropped in the river.”

“Marvin should be fired ASAP. Burfict kicked out of football and Pac Man retire.”

“Having it so close and yanked away is worse than getting smoked. This was pretty pathetic showing of composure & discipline”

“Excuse me while I go drink poison”

“If Marvin Lewis isn't fired this is a joke. Continuing to allow Burfict and others have the complete lack of discipline and be allowed to continually hurt the team is inexcusable. He has never had control of the team. He is a complete joke. Burfict must go, jones must go, hill must go.”

I am seriously trying to gain as little satisfaction as possible out of all that........but it's proving to be a very hard task. :boom:

[stillers4me]

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[Craic]

This should put a BIG smile on everyone's face.

WARNING - Language. http://deadspin.com/pacman-jones-is-mad-you-guys-1752064197?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%2 9

BTW - you'd think he'd realize you can't publish on the internet, then take it down as if it never happened—wait, it's pacman. Nevermind.

[Steelman]

:toofunny:

Bunglefans are special.

[ALLD]

Getting shot and dropped in the river is a bit extreme. One or two players should be cut and one HC should be put on notice.

[The Bark]

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You're welcome.


How terrible! Someone please get this girl a towel!

[cargojon]

How terrible! Someone please get this girl a towel!
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[Pittsburgher]

For the hell of it, I went to a Bungholes message board this morning and began reading through their game day thread. It was so HILARIOUS to get to the final pages and watch their melt down online. Someone had commented on how salty the tears of Steelers fans would be, and he was right. My tears of joy and laughter at them were salty indeed! :toofunny:

[cargojon]

For the hell of it, I went to a Bungholes message board this morning and began reading through their game day thread. It was so HILARIOUS to get to the final pages and watch their melt down online. Someone had commented on how salty the tears of Steelers fans would be, and he was right. My tears of joy and laughter at them were salty indeed! :toofunny:

Oh God I hadn't thought of that but now I must do it. Immediately.

Hours of entertainment ahead.

ETA: Just spent some time reading. OMG their fans are delusional.

[Pittsburgher]

Oh God I hadn't thought of that but now I must do it. Immediately.

Hours of entertainment ahead.
This is the one I read through: http://forums.bengalszone.com/topic/25467-steelers-bengals-ii-pregame-threadgame-thread/?page=1

[GoSlash27]

Those Bengals fans certainly are... something...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/Guerrilla/killthemall2.jpg


I'll be at the game ...

so if you hear about a Stealer fan falling from the escalator ?????:whistle:


Thank you to Vontez....one bonehead play won't make me appreciate less that you set the tone that had this defense finally wearing some big boy pants. I hate that it was Antonio Brown,because I truly appreciate his talent, but I love watching you take out Pissburp's best players through legal and less so means.

Haha stay classy, Cincinnati! :wave:

[stillers4me]

Being delivered to Burfict and Pacman as we speak! :lol:


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[vader29]

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[fansince'76]

Perusing a couple other teams' boards, I noticed the predictable "DA STEALERS PAYED DA REFS!!!" theme, even though the Steelers had 10 penalties for 142 yards while Cincy had 8 for 79. :coffee:

[ETL]

Perusing a couple other teams' boards, I noticed the predictable "DA STEALERS PAYED DA REFS!!!" theme, even though the Steelers had 10 penalties for 142 yards while Cincy had 8 for 79. :coffee:

Yep. So predictable.

People love being victims when something bad happens. It absolves them of responsibility and they get to have a scapegoat.

This happened when the Steelers beat Seahawks in SB XL and when the Steelers beat the Cardinals in SB XLIII.

Usually its the refs screwing their team and then its a diatribe of how the NFL wants the Steelers to be in the playoffs, ya da ya da ya. It all serves the same purpose:

"our team is a good team ... We lost because of outside factors ... we are inherently good and others are evil... I am a good person and not a stupid loser because my team is inherently good"

[fansince'76]

Usually its the refs screwing their team and then its a diatribe of how the NFL wants the Steelers to be in the playoffs, ya da ya da ya.

Yeah, that kills me. Yep, the rigged NFL, doing whatever it can to gift DA STEALERS a win in the playoffs, which doesn't really explain the 5-year drought in the playoffs before last night, does it? :rolleyes:

[Steelerschik]

So since the bengals won the division, they get the harder division winner schedule right?

[polamalubeast]

So since the bengals won the division, they get the harder division winner schedule right?

The bengals will have Denver and Houston in 2016....For the steelers,this is the Colts and the Chiefs.

[cargojon]

Not sure where to put this, so I'll just leave it here. Sorry, I can't find a way to embed.


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