NJarhead
06-01-2010, 04:35 PM
Guy goes to see the doc complaining that his penis is bright orange. Doc runs all sorts of lab tests and nothing comes back out of whack.
The doctor goes, "Damn. What's going on? What kind of sex have you been having?"
The guy goes, "Well, actually, I haven't gotten any in a long time."
Doc asks the guy if he might be getting exposed to something at work.
Guy says: "Work? Doc, I'm unemployed. All I do is sit around the house all day, watch porn, and eat Cheetos."
The doctor goes, "Damn. What's going on? What kind of sex have you been having?"
The guy goes, "Well, actually, I haven't gotten any in a long time."
Doc asks the guy if he might be getting exposed to something at work.
Guy says: "Work? Doc, I'm unemployed. All I do is sit around the house all day, watch porn, and eat Cheetos."