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HometownGal
06-01-2010, 07:38 AM
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

:lol:

Texasteel
06-01-2010, 08:15 AM
OHHHHHHH, that's just not nice. But it is funny!:lol:

Devilsdancefloor
06-01-2010, 11:38 AM
:heh:

BuddhaBus
06-01-2010, 11:40 AM
You been spyin' on me HTG? :wtf::uhoh:

Craic
06-01-2010, 02:19 PM
Guess the eggs were already cooking for a bit!

venom
06-01-2010, 02:22 PM
Story of my life

Galax Steeler
06-01-2010, 03:00 PM
Thanks for sharing that it is a funny one.

kmsteelerwr15
06-01-2010, 04:35 PM
LMAO good one

steelax04
06-01-2010, 04:37 PM
that made me chuckle... good one.