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cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 12:03 PM
They are there doing what comes natural. Cross their path and you could be hurtin. Ask any of those OLD defensive players we have sealing the deal . By no means is the deal quite sealed up yet , but it is gettin closer. You think Troy won't pop you comin for the pass over the middle ? Jerry said flow to the ball bitch,what you all doin? All behind the scenes you have what we shall call the "pavers". Pave the way for a running back that only says let me run the ball .Yeah dude we'll kill em . Let me run to that spot.I expect a return to the ground this week behind the dreaded "MACH5".I exspect the original trailer up soon fansince . All the things we were bitchen on back then are here today. Our line deserves the ultimate prize'

Merchant
12-27-2014, 12:16 PM
Dafuq did I just read..?

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 12:23 PM
Dafuq did I just read..?

Front 5 coming at the defense. All day long sitback and marvel . MACH V

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 12:33 PM
ok our offensive line sucks. So we just run the ball down your mother fuckin throat .That has got to be clear.

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 12:44 PM
Nah man on the real side i'm lookin for the Mach5 to carry our sorry asses to the other side . You haddah miss some shit .Fansince is my savior with the Mack5 You are smart dude , it is all about the front 5 .

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 12:52 PM
Or should i say......................Mach V

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 01:03 PM
come on fansince you never let me down like this . God have a hold on ya if Hometown seen ya not put up the speed racer clip'

stillers4me
12-27-2014, 01:16 PM
Who's Jerry?

Craic
12-27-2014, 01:28 PM
This?





Again?

smokin3000gt
12-27-2014, 01:32 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a99176f17f98d40c567bce80a2707a2090dddb5e93468bca67 3bcc1b69c4ecf8.jpg

HollywoodSteel
12-27-2014, 02:00 PM
While I am not fluent in Cold-Hard-Steelish, I think I can understand it enough to attempt something of a translation:

The Mach V is a metaphor for the offensive line; the V (or 5) representing the five individuals. Like a well tuned engine, our offensive line coming together is the source of our power that has propelled us into a playoff spot and hopefully beyond.

That's the best I can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

(The relevant portion begins at around the 1:00 mark)

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 02:04 PM
Who's Jerry?

Olsalvski anyway

HollywoodSteel
12-27-2014, 02:08 PM
I do think Cold-Hard should change his avatar to this:

http://cdn.chud.com/e/ef/200x200px-ZC-efab61a8_Airplane-I-speak-jive-600x338.jpeg

GBMelBlount
12-27-2014, 02:10 PM
Loved Speed Racer as a kid.

Still.....my hovercraft is quickly filling with eels.

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 02:11 PM
While I am not fluent in Cold-Hard-Steelish, I think I can understand it enough to attempt something of a translation:

The Mach V is a metaphor for the offensive line; the V (or 5) representing the five individuals. Like a well tuned engine, our offensive line coming together is the source of our power that has propelled us into a playoff spot and hopefully beyond.

That's the best I can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

(The relevant portion begins at around the 1:00 mark)

Dude you did justice where it was deservered sweet music to my ears .

fansince'76
12-27-2014, 02:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auszi9bUr3o

:chuckle:

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 02:33 PM
It might take near 50 some odd years ta catch on but people sooner or later are gonna start catchin on iffin ya no wat i mean .

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 02:44 PM
hollywood you had a good call on the cold-hard-steelish

cold-hard-steel
12-27-2014, 02:57 PM
In my belief system we need to rely on that old Mach5 to get us to our final destination. My system differs from you alls .That will be the up or down of our season. We need to glare at the o-line quick as shit .

Lady Steel
12-27-2014, 11:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU

Texasteel
12-28-2014, 10:15 AM
It might take near 50 some odd years ta catch on but people sooner or later are gonna start catchin on iffin ya no wat i mean .

Don't think I have that much time left bud, and I'm saving what brain cells I have left for the really important stuff. You go ahead without me.

Count Steeler
12-28-2014, 05:31 PM
In my belief system we need to rely on that old Mach5 to get us to our final destination. My system differs from you alls .That will be the up or down of our season. We need to glare at the o-line quick as shit .

It always starts with the Mach5. Harris, Bettis, Bell need the Mach5 so they can get the jets on. Ben needs the Mach5 so that he can weave his magic. And our DL has to smash other Mach5s so that we can be the ultimate champion. Love ya, cold hard steel, let's see if the Mach5 has a ticket to SB XLIX.